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nopk | 5:13 PM on 07.10.2008 30 comments


As exhibited by the British regulars here at Destructoid, all British people besides Jeremy Clarkson, Stephen Hawking, Brunell, or James May, absolutely fail.


Prove me wrong. If you try, please provide evidence.



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 17:17
MrSadistic
This is, without a doubt, the best blog post ever in the history of this web site.

USA!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 17:19
Bob Muir
I have no evidence. Your defense is airtight.
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 17:26
bunnyrabbit2
As a british person, I can honestly say I don't care about the opinion of an american. I might search up some "evidence" while not drinking tea and eating fish and chips in my top hat but that would probably take too long. Plus, I am having the Queen over later and need to get the place cleaned up.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 17:27
007
OWNED!!2
RHWeeeee6's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 17:27
RHWeeeee6
I can neither agree or disagree with this statement....
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 17:40
ArrestedDeveloper
I love Top Gear but Jeremy Clarkson gets on my nerves.

Partially related: They are filming the American Top Gear right now.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 17:45
wilbo


has an american made a cool 360 hat?
prove me wrong
also jeremy clark isnt that great
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 17:49
king3vbo
Methinks Wilbo won
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 17:54
Justice
If you have problems with certain British regulars, it's probably best that you tell them themselves so that they know you don't like them.

Also Wilbo and the mysterious man behind him win.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:00
Usedtabe
LO-fucking L. Shitstorm imminent
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:20
aborto thefetus
David Bowie and Alan Moore.

There, I just proved you wrong.
nopk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:29
nopk
@ABORTO THEFETUS
David Bowie was a has been with no vocal talent. Alan Moore... well, you know.

Evidence please.

@WILBO
I never said Americans aren't fail- just that British definitely are.
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:32
kepler
You've missed a few.

How about Tim Berners-Lee?

If you don't know who he is, wiki him, but in short he invented the internet as we know it.

Or John Logie Baird who invented the tv.

The above two things have possibly had the biggest artificial impacts upon your life to date.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:36
aborto thefetus
Alan Moore made Watchmen for fucks sake, do I have to explain myself any further?

He made V for Vendetta, he wrote The Killing Joke, He wrote for every major DC character, he's the best goddamn comic writer out there.

I will give you Bowie though, but if you do not appreciate Moore's greatness then you are not worth my time.
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:40
kepler
I also missed Alexander Graham Bell (inventor of the telephone), to stick with the science/technology theme.
nopk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:45
nopk
@Kepler
Alaxander Graham Bell didn't actually invent the phone. He stole it. Either Cuba or America figured it out first.

The internet was created by a group of engineers in California. He was merely on a team comprised of different nations. He was probably there to be laughed at for bad teeth.

Without radio waves (Discovered by a Scot), the television never would of been invented.

@ABORTO THEFETUS
V for Vendetta was a mediocre movie. Comics are boring.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:47
randombullseye
Looks like England versus America again. No matter who wins. We lose.

Seriously, can't we all just get along? What happens when our evil alien overlords come? Will you still hate all of those Europeans with their fancy PAL video games? Will you brits keep taking the piss out of Americans and their gun fueled fear culture?

I for one, welcome our evil alien overlords. So that we may rise up together! All rmed with a board with a nail in it. United together. For freedom of the human species!

Except Anarticans, forget them. Lousy Antarctica with all its cold weather and penguins!
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:51
aborto thefetus
So by your logic I can say us Americans fail by excluding all movie actors as legitimate arguments against America people failing by claiming movies are boring.
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 18:58
kepler
@NOPK

I'll grant you a concession on the internet one, but only on the point that it went through many stages of development before Lee and his other collegues (californain engineer sincluded) got their hands on it. The USSR and the US military had their hands on it much earlier.

As for the telephone, if we're being pedantic it started with an Italian, not an American, Cuban or British person.

You stated "British". This term denotes people from Britain, meaning Scotland and Wales included. If you're going to be picky about specific nationality, i.e. English, Welsh and Scottish make it clear.

As such a Scottish inventor is still "British". If you don't believe me look up the definition of "British".

As for "English" inventors, the list is probably shorter.
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 19:17
bunnyrabbit2
Simon Pegg. Co-wrote Spaced and was in Shaun of the Dead.

Winston Churchill. If you say Churchill is fail, I refuse to ever even acknowledge you existence.

Sir Alexander Fleming. Discovered penicillin. You owe a lot to this man

Freddie Mercury. Queen = win.

This is what I have so far. I think I win
nopk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 19:26
nopk
Freddie mercury was gay.

He discovered penicillin on accident. Anyone could do that.

Simon Pegg does kick ass, but he's one of the exceptions.

Winston Churchill was back when Britainland didn't suck.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 19:37
Takeshi
"I'm a mechanical engineering major and student at SPC of Florida, and a writer for www.planethalflife.com when I'm not shoveling paragraphs full of garbage into your Destructoid."

The evidence is in your own sidebar. You write garbage.
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 19:42
bunnyrabbit2
So being gay means you fail? I am sorry but I refuse to even try and win you over if you want to argue like that.

Also, regardless of whether it was an accident, the man developed the idea and thus, antibiotics were born. We might not have as advanced medicine as we do now without this heppening when it did.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 19:42
vexed alex
"Freddie mercury was gay"

Just get the fuck out, bitch.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 19:56
Anus Mcphanus
"Freddie mercury was gay" - If that's your idea of an argument against him then you have proven yourself to be a cunt.

and with regards to Sir Alexander Fleming, if you look at most scientific breakthroughs they nearly always happen by accident or when they were researching/looking for something else. The difference is in recognizing that fluke and interpreting it into something useful and hence making a breakthrough discovery. If Sir Fleming hadn't noticed the results from that accident we may not have antibiotics today. Any real scientist acknowledges this fact.

Here's a few more name for you for shits and giggles:

Francis Crick - the co-discoverer of the structure of the DNA molecule

The Houser Brothers (creators of GTA)

The founders of Codemasters (can't remember their names off the top of my head)

All members of:
The Beatles
Muse
Radiohead
The Clash
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 20:11
Anus Mcphanus
Also not everyone can make a discovery like Penicillin by accident. To get the right conditions for the "accident" to occur without knowing what they are is virtually impossible and not to mention that most people would probably overlook anything/results of value when/if it does happen.

Scientists don't plan for accidents and likewise they don't do experiments without prior knowledge leading to a test of a hypothesis. No one would have put research into something they didn't know was there and hence no one would bother even researching penicillin or antibiotics without the first accidental discovery of it.
MPHtails's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 21:14
MPHtails
And to think, there are so many fires in the world and you aren't dieing in one of them. Discounting Freddie Mercury because of his sexual orientation shows us that you are a moron of the highest calibur, and need to jump off a cliff, bridge, or other fatally high object.
nopk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 21:24
nopk
:D
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2008 07:46
Takeshi
Jim Sterling.
That's all.
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