script was written by number one guy in Dtoid forums; GUY.
#1 Guy also was the director of photography, scenery, special effects, concept idea supervisor, cast director CEO, alpha tester, beta tester and beer taster.
The development team
thanks him widely for his support and allocation of goods (beer)
Featuring Cryengine 2's wall gravity and gray colors
PS3 exclusive feature
9000 snow flakes on snow levels. over 9000 cat hairs on charaxter cloth
PC exclusive features
939x QMSAA support for nojaggies. dirtx11
enhanced with old-jacket dirt and physics
you can disable those two for playing the game.
Wii exclusive tooh!
e= catch the evil
forces in cages that pop out from the ground, be careful though because the evil is always hard to see, don't waste thy cages Hero!
After getting the game
, you can then start playing (not before tweaking weird stuff first in PC)
(IGNP: This deep engaging storyline) (GP: with great extreme graphic enhancements for the experience) (GF: Though it sucks..) starts more or less like this;
"In case you guys didn't hear, it's snowing today.
I'm out of beer, and the snow is going to keep coming. I must fix that."
"In case you friends
didn't hear, the world is falling off
I'm out of candy
, and the snow is going to keep arriving at our village
. I must help everyone
"In case yo nigs
didn't hear, it snowin'
I'm outta beer
, and the snow is gonna
keep coming. I must kill those sons of bitches.
In mid game we're presented the actual mechanics (GP: Which is pretentious and suck and has no reason for whatsoever) (GF: what he said)
"Then I open the door...
Can't see but about 10 feet in front of me."
"Then I mishandle the gates of darkness...
Can't see but about 10 feet invisible enemies
in front of me."
"Then I open that piece of shit door...
Well fuck. Can't see shit around 10 feet in fucking front of me. Those bastards in vietnam took my right fucking eye."
Get it because these people say so:
In Game Nit Pick
= 10/10 (Ps3)
Best gaem evar 1/10(wii)
kiddie graphics ruined it 5/10 (360)
shit controls ruined it.
= 10/10 (360)
best gaem evar 1/10 (PS3)
pretentious bullshit ruined it 1/10 (Wii)
I didn't like it, it's suppoed that I leik ti.
= 1/10 (everything)
hurr durr hurp derp notvidya herrp
GOTY all years
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