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Xbox Live Indie Games Sends Me to Bullet Hell Heaven
njsykora | 8:19 AM on 07.28.2009 13 comments


This week the Community Games channel of the Live Marketplace officially went through a few changes. Firstly it changes names from Community Games to Indie Games (or iGames, as I'm dickishly abbreviating it), secondly the price points become 80, 240 and 400 MSP but thirdly the service is opened up to a load of new countries. This announcement I largely ignored thinking that the most interesting of these countries would never have their stuff put onto the western Marketplace. However....



That went up on iGames today. Oh yes Pedobears and Weeaboos of the world unite, there is moonspeak on the Western Marketplace at long last. You can download the trial for this game over here, however it is ALL in moonspeak be aware. If someone who can speak Japanese could translate the basic gist of the title and this screenshot for me I'd be very much appreciative.

However if trying to get into the pants of underage girls isn't your thing, how about blowing shit up with them instead? Another all moonspeak all the time game went up yesterday and it is a bullet hell shmup.



That one can be found here and once again, a title translation would be much appreciated. I have to actually try to write the names of these games down later and "Moonspeak 1" doesn't really work for me.

I would like to thank Microsoft from the bottom of my penis for putting Japanese games on the Indie Games channel worldwide. I really hope this stuff will sell, just to show there is a demand for this kind of thing over here.

Only if it's good of course, though I have a feeling we won't be seeing a 'massager' from Japan anytime soon. They'll just cut the pretense and call it a vibrator.



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zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 09:40
zombiekiller13
What is disturbing about the first game is the ratings...Sex 3/3, Mature Content 0/3.

If Sex has a 3, should Mature Content have a 3 as well?

Also, I'd grab the demo to see what the deal is, but I feel that if I do, M$ will mark me as a pedophile.

I'll stick with Moonspeak Game #2.
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 09:42
Overcrowd
"thirdly the service is opened up to a load of new countries."

Don't suppose Ireland was included amongst them, ey?
XanderSan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 09:45
XanderSan
There's no sex in 'Moonspeak 1', though there is a scene where he pushes her down on the bed and her shirt slightly stretches to bare a teensie part of her stomach but nothing beyond that. Though it is listed as 'vol .01' so maybe later as the story develops? Whatever it is.

The 2nd is actually titled on the boxart as 'Crescendo Symphony'. It's painfully generic and his horrible squealing sounds anytime you fire your gun fully charged. It's automatically better than 50% of the current catalogue.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 09:48
entrager
You linked to the correct massager! Hazzah!

Also, Moonspeak 2 looks rad as hell.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 09:51
njsykora
@Entrager

I was thinking of you.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 09:52
Shin Oni
Rewind! Bullet Hell on my 360s now? Scuse me while I go whipe the sperm bullets from my pants and download said game.
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 09:54
ShawnKelfonne
Sweet. Setting the bullet hell shooter up for download now. :D
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 10:12
Chris Carter
They could easily put the Tohou games on this.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 10:16
Shin Oni
bullet hell game is simple. Seems to really be just that stage. But after you beat it, it just loops around again the enemies are faster and seem to shoot more bullets than the first loop.

It's a good game...though it sucks it's just 1 stage. Still worth a try though.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 10:21
Diverse
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2009 18:34
Holyetheline
I'm with everyone else here... Moon Speak 2 FTW!!!
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