Earlier this week I wrote an article over at Negative Gamer that led to some people accusing me of being something of a prude. Possibly even anti-tits-in-videogames. Well rest assured I'm not against having tits in videogames. Let me show you just how pro-tits-in-videogames I am.
Beach Spikers - £5
"It's hot, it's sweaty, it's beach volleyball! Bring a friend along for the hot girl on girl action!"
That is honest to god the blurb on the back of the box. I have had this game before I must confess, my sister lent it to one of her friends without my permssion about 4 years ago. The friend in question unsurprisingly nicked it. So here's my official stance about tits in videogames. I don't care how big they are, how exposed they are or how focused the camera becomes on them. I only ask that the game the tits are in is good, fortunately Beach Spikers is freaking amazing. Without question it's the best beach volleyball game ever (
because the competition isn't very good) and it's genuinely a very fun game. This stems primarily from the fact that the game comes from the same team responsible for Virtua Tennis. Give a good dev team a good project and not even the breast content of a harem anime can ruin it.
Of course, it helps if your breast filled game has a character creator option.
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Sorry I had to get that one out eventually :P
Anyway, while I can't exactly counter with a game for £5, I picked this one up in near perfect condition at a flea market for 7 Euros:
It's fun to rag on someone's shit blog, but to question their character, especially if it's not a particularly negative trait is really dickish. but, I suppose negative gamer is a bastion for internet tough guys....
This was a funny little blog, by the way, and brought a smile to my face. If you weren't friend listed, you are now. Also, nice haiku on podtoid 100!
Absolutely amazing find, I've been looking for a copy for myself for ages. Maybe when I do International £5 Challenge next week, man that sounds like a bad daytime TV show. I also agree with you on the incompetance of the AI partner. Thank god for controlling both players in Arcade mode.
@Magnalon
Given your harsh and highly critical nature as I've seen it I will consider that praise of the highest caliber. I was sort of expecting to come under some fire for that post, I was effectively criticising boobs.
Also you're still a prude. :)
Thanks for the quasi-compliment, haha. I think it's my innate rage with people who don't follow simple directions, like "don't spam the blogs", or "game devs that make sucky games" that I tend to exercise the most.
I suppose I can take solace in the fact that if I'm critical, it's of someone's actions, and not of their character; and you sir, are awesome.
Beach Spikers is pretty decent. One of the few sports games i owned on the cube (tiger woods was awesome too)