Once upon a time, Jeff Minter, Brian Crecente and Angus Deayton had a rather odd lovechild. As that is not true, biologically impossible and probably extremely libellous I'll say I'm not that person. It just seemed funny and quite frankly is an image I hold close to my heart.

I'm njsykora, better known in real life as Francis Lambourne. I'm an 18 year old gay gamer, I only say that because I've never been called a fag on Xbox Live so it seems relevant.

I own a Wii, Xbox 360, Dreamcast, Gamecube, Nintendo 64, PSP and DS. I have owned an original Game Boy, a Game Boy Pocket, Game Boy Colour and Game Boy Advance. Then I've owned a Sega Saturn, a SNES, a NES, a Mega Drive, a Master System, a Playstation and Playstation 2. So I'm fairly well versed in console history through my 14 years of gaming.

I live in the UK, as you may have noticed from my use of Mega Drive instead of Genesis and my proper spelling of the word colour. I am a bit of a grammar nazi but try to reel it in on the internet.

So that's my intro, though I doubt anyone will read this.

>NJ