Today I got my collection of Gamecube games back after moving house. With those 27 games I got some of the greatest games ever made. And Donkey Konga. However it made me realise an uncomfortable truth.
Of the 25 JRPGs I own over all my consoles I have finished 2 of them. Those 2 are the 2 Kingdom Hearts games. Now I knew that I was bad at completing games. I always have been, ever since I was old enough to buy my own videogames. However not until I saw what is I think the longest standing unfinished JRPG in my collection sitting there in front of me did I realise how bad the problem had gotten.
23 JRPGs in my collection have not been finished. Some of these are excusable (Persona 4 only arrived today) while some of them are not (the aforementioned Skies of Arcadia) however all of them are now weighing on me heavily.
So here's the list. 23 JRPGs that I have not completed.
DS
#1 - Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood
#2 - The World Ends With You
#3 - Chrono Trigger
#4 - Final Fantasy 3 *nearly finished actually
PSP
#5 - Final Fantasy: Crisis Core
#6 - Tales of Eternia
PS3
#7 - Valkyria Chronicles
Xbox 360
#8 - Eternal Sonata *unstarted
#9 - Lost Odyssey
#10 - Phantasy Star
#11 - Phantasy Star 2 *unstarted
#12 - Phantasy Star 3 *unstarted
#13 - Phantasy Star 4 *unstarted
Wii
#14 - Breath of Fire 2
Gamecube
#15 - Skies of Arcadia Legends
#16 - Lost Kingdoms
#17 - Pokemon Colosseum
PS2
#18 - Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga *unstarted
#19 - Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga 2 *unstarted
#20 - Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 + FES
#21 - Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4
#22 - Final Fantasy 10
#23 - Final Fantasy 12
So here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna finish these fuckers. All of them. So here's my pledge, my promise and my mission.
I, Francis Robin Lambourne, known to the vast majority of people who know me as njsykora will finish all 23 of these JRPGs before the 1st of January 2010. Over the next 8 months I will finish them all!
Absolute minimum of 10. If I finish 20 I'll be freaking ecstatic. If I finish all 23 you will find me in Trafalgar Square on New Years Day giving blowjobs to the tramp population.
God help me.....
(# 0) on 03/29/2009 01:02
Anyways, good luck in your endeavor, hope to see some updates as the year goes by.
(# 1) on 03/29/2009 01:06
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(# 3) on 03/29/2009 01:23
I have literally done nothing of the main quest since I unlocked the missions. FF3 is first in my sight really since I'm so close to the end of it.
(# 4) on 03/29/2009 01:37
maybe you just don't like them but can't bring yourself to realise it?
(# 5) on 03/29/2009 01:41
That really isn't the case, the games I've started but haven't finished I've had an absolute blast with but something has stopped me playing them at some point and I've just never gone back.
(# 6) on 03/29/2009 01:49
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(# 8) on 03/29/2009 02:31
Good luck on with all that...
(# 9) on 03/29/2009 03:06
Having recently just tried to finish Crisis Core, i give you leave to let that one go. I found the combat became a real chore, either boring or frustrating (which was a bit of a disappointment, considering how fun it was to start with). But hey, i didnt really do anything anyway, it was all the random chance of the DMW. The cutscenes etc are worth seeing though, luckily they are all youtube :P.
(# 10) on 03/29/2009 03:08
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(# 12) on 03/29/2009 06:50
If your gonna beat them all, I suggest that you start with TWEWY
(# 13) on 03/29/2009 08:43
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(# 16) on 03/29/2009 09:53
The fact that I have a 7-page research paper to do doesn't help though.
Fuck, I need to get to work.
(# 17) on 03/29/2009 10:01
Its not a JRPG in the sense that it wasn't developed in Japan, however it shares many sensibilities with a JRPG. The turn-based battle system is more Final Fantasy than anything else Bioware's ever made.
(# 18) on 03/29/2009 10:17
You should put it in a "Wannabe JRPGs" list, for lulz n shit.
(# 19) on 03/29/2009 11:46
there is a reason and i'm only trying to help you get to the bottom of it, i do something similar with certain other genres.
(# 20) on 03/29/2009 12:08
Take them down one at a time. I only have 3 JRPG's to finish, so it's not that bad for me.
(# 21) on 03/29/2009 12:21
Good luck with that =/
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(# 23) on 03/29/2009 17:54
Also, you could not emulate breath of fire and chrono trigger. Not playing them on an emulator doesn't let you not speed them up. Just not saying.
That said, god speed.
(# 24) on 03/29/2009 21:51