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V1:
You be my princess
I'll be your toad
I'll follow behind you
on rainbow road
Protect you from red shells
wherever we go
I promise.

V2:
Noone will touch us
if we pick up a star
If you spin out
you can ride in my car
When we slide together
we generate sparks
in our wheels and our hearts

Chorus:
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is just around the bend
I'll pause this game
so our love will never end
Let's go again

V3:
The blue shell is coming
so I'll go ahead
If you hang behind
it'll hit me instead
but never look back
cause I'm down but not dead
I'll catch up to you

Bridge:
Don't worry about
Bowser or DK
Eat this glowing mushroom
and they'll all fade away

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and the flower cup
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and the reverse cup

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Lara Croft - The Boob Chronicles
nixiepixel \| 12:41 AM on 01.23.2009	21 comments

The latest Tomb Raider game royally went down the tubes. Why? Because her chest is getting smaller, that's why! I miss her sandbag lookin' busom. I wrote about this initially in my blog, but a picture means a thousand words.. meet the Boob Chronicles of Lara Croft.

Bigger isn't better I guess..
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20 comments | showing # 1 to 20

Hamza CTZ Aziz

1999's look like guided missiles.

nebones

I would have sex with all of them at the same time b

BraunoftheDead

Check out my blog header for a more left-to-right comparison...

Brian Szabelski

Wow, they were huge back in the day.

taumpytears

Bigger is rarely better.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

OMG I just noticed what your avatar is. Haha epic.

Coonskin05

Nixie I only care about your boob chronicles.

RiotMonster

Ahaha classic..

Clance

Wow, her belt used to look like a watch.

I blame her hips becoming more realistic.

AgentMOO

Clance - classic misdirection, I never noticed a belt.

2006 and 2008 > all, 20030 was getting there.

AgentMOO

I mean 2003, not assimilated year 20030 cyborg lara.

Jamie McGinn

why in those early pics does it look like her tits are trying to escape? 1999 especially.

ScottyG

Heh. I think she's gotten better looking over time. Her chest is merely busty rather than ludicrous, and her waist and hips match better.

Where'd you come up with those measurements? Maybe it's just the shading, but I'd swear 1999/2000 are just as big if not bigger than 1996.

PappaDukes

2008 was a great year for Ms. Croft; breast-wise that is.

bbrigg1

'99 and 2000 look like two UFO's on her chest.

Cowboy TTop

Its interesting to see those changes, you can see that, Eidos didn't really want her changed much to start, but change was inevitable. Its unfortunate that Eidos haven't realised the sex sells bit isn't needed anymore. TR should be able to stand up on its own as a decent game, but overkill has.....well killed sales.

Yep, she's housing two ICBMs in earlier designs, which looked odd even back then. Her design has progressed well but overall not that much.

Ten years of her has me tired of the sight of her. This is what happens when characters are pushed in our face to much, in games that haven't changed much either.

Good post Nix.

Qraze

98s the best! yeah.

nixiepixel

Oh, yeah.. I just made those measurements up really -- along with getting snippets of Eidos saying "what lara's chest size would be if she was a real person" type deal.. =)

Daxelman

I remember reading an article like this in a gaming mag.

I think it was EGM, I don't really remember, it was a real long time ago...

Clockwork-Zombie

Judging from this timeline in about 10 years we should have a game starring Loli Croft.

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