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Mario Kart Love Song (until I come up with something myself ^.~ )

V1:
You be my princess
I'll be your toad
I'll follow behind you
on rainbow road
Protect you from red shells
wherever we go
I promise.

V2:
Noone will touch us
if we pick up a star
If you spin out
you can ride in my car
When we slide together
we generate sparks
in our wheels and our hearts

Chorus:
The finish line
is just around the bend
I'll pause this game
so our love will never end
Let's go again

V3:
The blue shell is coming
so I'll go ahead
If you hang behind
it'll hit me instead
but never look back
cause I'm down but not dead
I'll catch up to you

Bridge:
Don't worry about
Bowser or DK
Eat this glowing mushroom
and they'll all fade away

Chorusx2

to the mushroom cup
and the flower cup
and the star cup
and the reverse cup

walalalalala
walalalalalawaluigiiiiii

COPYRIGHT 2008
Music and Lyrics by Sam Hart

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Gears of War 2 : The Match Maker
nixiepixel \| 11:57 PM on 12.26.2008	10 comments

Time flies when you're having fun. Too bad time doesn't always fly while waiting for a Gears of War 2 multiplayer match.

Watch how Nixie and Dark Natt pass the time while waiting for their chance to own some noobs.

What do you do while waiting for a GoW2 online match?

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10 comments | showing # 1 to 10

Qraze

that was dumb.

david5094

It has been a lot better lately.

nixiepixel

Yeah, it's just satire guys.. sheesh.

The Big Bad Wolf

Wonder why I gave Epic money.

GoS-CPT-Stewart

"What do you do while waiting for a GoW2 online match?"

Nothing because it only takes about 30 seconds to a minute to find a match. Nothing longer than I've already waited in Halo 3.

power-glove

I found it to be worth a chuckle or two. One question, when did you make the video because the first patch fixed a lot of those problems?

Also, welcome to Dtoid.

Corak

"Nothing because it only takes about 30 seconds to a minute to find a match."

QFT

MEE

the only reason i don't hate you right now is because you have boobs and for me it's impossible to hate someone with boobs.

Usedtabe

@power-Glove: No. It Didn't. The first patch seemed to take for some, but many others still have horrible wait times.

Serpentish

It was alright. I want to suggest that next time you mess with the sound volumes because you sounded much quieter than Natt.

As for the humor aspect I'm not really a fan of the whole saying wtf, brb or other acronyms in real life. I just find it annoying but that might just be me. I'm guessing I would've found it funnier if I played Gears 2. Good effort though.

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