One day, I was sitting in my bath tub, just chillin' out, maxin, relaxin all cool. I was enjoying the half a bottle of Mr. Bubble I had dumped under the faucet, when I realized something was missing. Upon further mental scrutiny, I realized that Sesame Street had ingrained a strange bathtime need in my brain: the rubber ducky.

Now, I am a rubber ducky collector. I have a large pirate rubber ducky; black with a large white skull and crossbones splashed across it's chest. I have a quacking rubber duck keychain on my keys, I even have a mini-rubber duck that is less than a half inch high. I think I own about 8 rubber ducks total

But none of these rubber ducks would do. I was distressed. What new type of new bath time toy could I get to fill that oddly shaped, rubber duck hole in my heart?

Why, not a duck at all, but a rubber bath time Chocobo of course!



I know many of you have had twisted fantasies of being naked with your feathery friend, and now you can do so without violating any animal rights laws and/or being completely bat-shit crazy!

With the Rubber Chocky, bath time will get slightly nerdier. But as a result, exponentially more awesome. The perfect addition to the family of anyone who can't seem to get their Final Fantasy fix.

The price is a bit high since it's an import (about $14) but I'm probably going to buy it anyway since it combines my two great loves: video game toys and rubber ducks. The Rubber Chocky can be purchased/preordered here.

Oh also, my 21st birthday was yesterday. Rubber Chocky is probably going to be a gift to myself :) Since my plane tickets to PAX drained my bank account.