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Ex-Gamestop Employee Lays Out the Evils of the Company--Zero Punctuation-style
nintendoll | 8:05 AM on 09.08.2008 30 comments


Youtube user WhistleBlowerZero is unhappy about the way Gamestop is run (who isn't?). Instead of posting a whiny blog, he chose a different approach--making Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw-eque videos to explain why GameStop's business ethics are practically non-existent. He has appropriately dubbed these videos "Zero Originality."

While the voice-over is a little shotty (he doesn't talk as fast or clearly as Yahtzee), these videos are actually very accurate and funny. As an ex-Gamestop Employee, it gives me a bit of savage pleasure to see the the company being ripped a new one.

Below is Episode 1, Part 1.



There are 10 episodes currently, including episode "00- The Intro." Each episode is an impressive 7 minutes long. That's quite a lot of gripes he's got with GameStop. I've watched the first episode and it's both hilariously and frighteningly accurate. Definitely a series to keep an eye on.



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arcadias's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 08:29
arcadias
I'm sure it would be funny if the guy stopped trying to be Yahtzee long enough to slow he speech and actually articulate his words clearly.

Other than that, GameStop sucks. I know this and I dont even live in the US. :)
Sven Wohl's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 08:39
Sven Wohl
Poor Yahtzee being ripped off...
On-Topic: Fortunately I live in a country where people believe GameStop is a mental illness, because they never heard of it (because it doesn't exist here). Hurray!
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 08:44
Senisan
haha this was pretty entertaining.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 08:47
Nick Chester
I watched part of one of the videos, and it sounded like he was complaining that GameStop is trying to make money (it had to do with used sales). Uh, what? I was a manager for many GameStop stores for more years than I'd like to admit, and there are a lot of things wrong with GameStop (both internally and on customer level) but seriously, them trying to make more money is not a valid complaint. Bottom line: they're a business!
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 08:47
NotAZombie
I actually enjoyed that.
twincannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 08:55
twincannon
I didn't last a minute before closing. ugh

I know gamestop is evil but... really? 70+ minutes of this? wow.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 09:22
Half left
@ Nick.

Yes but they get money by sacrificing customer service and quality. Whereas other companies try to improve them for more customers.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 09:26
CypherVR
fuckin' saved it on my HD, lol
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 09:26
Geoff Henao
I'm gonna sound like a jerk in a few seconds, but this video was posted on a cblog about 10 or so entries before yours. :/

Either way, yeah... GameStop.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 09:33
CypherVR
agrees with Video cognito, i saw this on kotaku yesterday
groebo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 09:48
groebo
entertaining but at some points, annoying because the guy is talking so fast and he's not telling me anything I don't already know... so far...
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 10:08
kaciesaurus
I don't understand the hate for gamestop doing this. There are a ton of stores that do this sort of thing.

They aren't lying about anything. They aren't trying to coverup anything. It's not a conspiracy.

Even when I was 8 I knew that trading games in was a ripoff, and that was before gamestop.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 10:36
nintendoll
I think a lot of the problem with GameStop is that they just hire morons. Where I worked we advised people NOT to buy refurbished systems, and also made sure to test all systems that came in. We also refused to take ridiculously scratched games.

So, it really depends on the store.

I think there are plenter of non-gamers who don't understand how GameStop works or even what their other options are. For someone like me it serves a kind of a funny, nostalgic look at a company where I used to work. Ah...the good ol' days.
DraculaDillenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 10:48
DraculaDillenger
Why spend your free time (did he say three thousand frames) in an effort to replicate someone else's work? Communicate your ideas without shamelessly robbing someone's pre-established style. What a waste.
Lewis Bell's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 10:56
Lewis Bell
the UK thankfully has it's own british varient called GAME, but true gamers shop online and/or at local franchises
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 11:23
Brian Szabelski
The more times I see these videos, the more times I think the guy who put them together is really just a bitter employee who's telling us what we already knew.
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 11:29
Gibbo
Just watched all 9 videos. Seems like Gamestop is alot worse than GAME over here.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 13:10
Aaron Mxy Yost
I actually logged into my YouTube account just to vote those down. The creator deserves a slap in the face for ripping off Yathzee and stating the obvious.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 13:15
EternalDeathSlayer
They're trying to make money. What exactly is wrong with that? They're a bit aggressive, but they have to be: Best Buy is breathing down their fucking neck at all times, as are the many other retailers who sell games.

Pre-order offers are annoying, but that's my only real complaint against them.
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 13:15
kaciesaurus
@nintendoll

yeah, because some gamestops I've been to have really sucked, but other ones have been really helpful.

I did actually overhear an employee telling a kid that he was being ripped off. Of course, the kid wanted to trade in anyway. You don't care when you're 8.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 13:19
CrocBox
He really needs to work on his audio.
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 14:34
Zen Albatross
This guy tells it like it is, but I really wish he would learn to speak clearly.

The last time I ever entered a Gamestop was when I wanted to get the Metal Gear Solid Essentials collection. They didn't have it in stock New except for the floor model, which was unsealed and had the discs removed from the box. The clerk wanted to sell me this for full price. I kindly asked him if he was seriously going to sell me an opened, unsealed game for the price of a new game. He then laughed at me and replied yes, to which I promptly responded that he should proceed to sodomize himself with a rusted exhaust pipe.

I haven't stepped into a store since, and neither should you.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 14:36
ScottyG
Nice find. Doubt I'll watch that much of it, but worth a look at least.

And you're right about it depending on the store. The store I briefly worked at was pretty crummy, but the other store in town I occasionally moonlighted at was a lot better. Better manager, better storefront, and better customers.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 15:44
nintendoll
@Video Cognito

Oops, where was that? If you give me a link, I'll throw it up the the article. I try not to post what's already been done ;_;

Also, this isn't <i>that</i> old. Dude posted it like..a week ago?
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 18:34
Too Much Coffee Man
Yea GameStop is just horrible.

They sell opened games as new,

They give virtually nothing for trade ins,

Most employees are self-righteous dweebs w/ attitude problems (which we all know is over-compensation for their low self-esteem),

They monopolize pre-orders & annoy the hell out of you to pre-order everything coming out in the next year every time you so much as wander by.

probably a bunch of other things too but I haven't had a chance to watch all those vids.
etfp's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 20:36
etfp
*complains about blah blah blah biting yahtzee's style and blah blah blah*

uh...xbox.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 22:56
norm9
I believe its an homage.

Pretty entertaining. He does need to learn to speak in clearer fashion though.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2008 10:53
KyleGamgee
Video no work no more.
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