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Oh, hey! How did you wind up here? Oh, well, I guess I better tell you some stuff about me. I love games (especially really weird Japanese ones!) and try to be a friendly person. Some of my favorite games in no particular order are the Kururin games, the Umihara Kawase series, anything made by Tim Schafer, the Half-Minute Hero series, the Bit.Trip series, games made by Valve (except Ricochet :( ) , etc. I generally have an open mind and will listen to what you have to say, so if you wanna throw some thoughts at me, I'd be happy to reply! I'll make a blog entry one of these days, so hope for that! Oh, yeah, I also have a Backloggery here: . So Steam or PSN me, we'll have a real good time! :)
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New to Monday Night Super Monday Night Combat Dtoid (Strider won this week's name, welcoming name recommendations in the comments and if people want to, it could be a different name each week.)? It's a pretty simple concept, just a bunch of Dtoiders playing SMNC on mondays normally at either 9 or 10 Central. And it's super. And stuff. Join so I'm not so terribly lonely... I can only cry in a corner by myself for so long wondering what I did wrong...

Well, on a neither positive nor negative note, we neither gained nor lost any players. Wooh! Although, that's partially my fault... I didn't see that some people wanted to play. Whoops. I've been busy with a secret project right now, so I don't have much to say this week again. This night is 10 central. I'll leave you guys with this random conversation and a .gif as usual. Join if you can!

xplodepants: I learned the weirdest spanish...
sele@arch: dang dude we're getting poetic here
sele@arch: make a petrarchan sonnet out of it
xplodepants: lemme go get my guitar
sele@arch: ^.^
xplodepants: *gets guitar*
xplodepants: oh, yeah, right, I can't play
xplodepants: *puts guitar down*
xplodepants: It lived a good life.

New to Super Super Monday Night Combat 4 Dtoiders (welcoming name reccomendation in the comments)? It's a pretty simple concept, just a bunch of Dtoiders playing SMNC on mondays normally at 8 Central. And it's super. And stuff. Join so we aren't so terribly lonely... I can only cry in a corner by myself for so long wondering what I did wrong...

Hey! Last week didn't go terrible [it was me, Ev77, and shadow2398 (Hank Hill)], but we could have had a few more people. In fact, it was great fun! Team Dtoid will rise again, or something along those lines, I think. So join this week, because, erm, VIDEROGAUMES. Wow, I really can't think of anything to write about this week... and I didn't do any of my re-caps last week. Whoops. Well, I have more free time opened up now, so hopefully I will this week. I'm such a slacker. Hit me, or something. Also, if your eyes are just tuned to ignore bold text, I still don't have an official name for our games other than some weird Japanese anime thing title I made up in 5 seconds what in the world is this link. Whoops. So you guys still need to give me a name. The crazier, the better. I'm looking at you Ev777. Those game titles scare me. So yeah, join. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll finish my listening to the fake leak of Ben Fold's Way To Normal.


Update: We have a time now: 10 P.M. Eastern/9 P.M. Central! Hope you can be there!

Hey all! I decided to just get into the world of Super Monday Night Combat, and I was inspired by TF2sday and FNF to start hosting SMNC games every Monday. Join if you can because I know nothing about this game or hosting. I don't even know when I'll start it up, but it should be sometime tonight. I'll update the blog/and or shout it out on the DTOID steam group somehow. It'll be a hoot.

Also, because of all the TF2sdays and FNFs I played recently, I noticed a lack of after event recaps, so I'll try to start doing those now! Wooh! If you're interested in doing it too, on a regular basis or just when I can't, hit me up!

Anyways, I just wanted to fill a gap with an event that seemed fun. Tell your friends, wife, ex-boyfriend's dog, secret lover, etc. I hope this goes well, because if it does, I'll be happy to keep hosting. Alrighty then! Can't wait to see you guys!

Mother of God.........

Now, you guys have an official blog post to finish that one fan fic you guys started about the DTOID staff. And, you know, we could always talk about who's reading what next. But first, we gotta finish My Immortal... Why can't I stop reading...

Hey! If you played TF2 on TF2sday with us, you hopefully stuck around to hear Hank reading us romantic fan fic about Sonic the Hedgehog. Now you can write your own! Just continue off someone else's story or make your own in the comments. I'll start! Also, original link @:

"But Dad, why won't you let me lo-"

"You know I don't like you calling me that."

His voice boomed from his fat belly, his eyes gleamed like a bear eating tuna.

"Ugh, Trever, why won't you let me love a hed-"

"You know why. He's a hedgehog for crying out loud! And you're my baby girl. I don't wanna see you get hurt."

"But Da-, Trever, can't you see I love him? That we were meant to be?!?!?!"

Tears dripped down my face, and everything began to look like a blur.

"I love him down to my core..."

He gasped, as if I had stabbed him in the back.

"You're no daughter of mine anymore. You're a hateful little girl. Get out of my house."

"But Trever..."

"Get out of my house!" he screamed!

I quickly tried to compose myself and headed out the door. I would no longer be living in this house. I was to live on the streets. I was now an orphan. I felt through my pocket, found the lighter for my smokes, and promptly set the house on fire. I ran away, as if I were running with Sonic through a greenish grassy knoll, and set out to find my lover.

The time was 8:02 P.M. The lights on the street were dim, and needed to be changed. My socks were a yellowish pink, and they reminded me of what I was looking for deep inside. Yet I was hungry. So I rumbled through my pocket to find a few extra bucks on my person, and decided to eat at the Burger King directly in front of me. I stepped inside and was greeted by the smell of day old cooking oil. It was wonderful.

"Hello, ma'am," the cashier said. "Would you like a burger?"

I was perplexed. How did this man know what I wanted? I cautiously opened my mouth to reply.

"Err, no. I would like fries."

"Ah, I knew you looked like a fry girl the moment you walked in."

I put my hands over my mouth. How could he know?

"Uh, what I meant to say was a-"


I ran out the door crying. I knew Dr. Eggman had found me, how he was taunting me. The time was now 8:05. The encounter had only lasted a few minutes, but it felt like an eternity. I gained my composure once again, and walked down the narrow street path.

Edit: I forgot some of you guys might not have read my first post so at the beginning of every blog from now on, I'll have a summary of what I'm doing! Yayz!

Hey! Ima guy who likes video games! A list of collection can be found here: Help me deiced on my 1000th video game! Last week, I introduced myself and got the ball rolling. You should probably read that if you haven't!

Wooh! First off, I wanna say, I <3 you guys! Keep those recommendations coming (just start adding them to my newest blog update or PM me. I'll (hopefully) see it somehow!)! You guys have actually got some of them in my purchasing vision, so thanks a lot! Anyways, I went ahead and did the math to see how many games I would have left until my 1000th! After my all my latest purchases come in, I should have about 13 games left! Whee! Here's what I'm for sure going to buy (at least for the moment, everything is subject to change, blah blah blah, etc. ^_^):

1. Policenauts - PS1

I've heard nothing but good things about this game and since it's now in English.... Well, I now know it's time!

2. Ikaruga - GC

I love shmup's (especially bullet hells). I love Treasure. Why don't I already have this you may ask? Well, there was a time where getting a copy was real expensive (which is when I wanted it). Now that's gone down in price, I can't wait to get a copy!

3. Sega Ages Vol. 25 - Treasure Box - PS2

Confessions Part 2: I still don't have Gunstar Heroes, Dynamite Heady, or Alien Solider. This has all kinds of different versions of all 3 games! Yay!

4. Rhythm Heaven Fever - Wii

I've played and loved the other 2 Rhythm Heaven games, but I didn't pick this up when it came out for some reason. This will change soon.

5. Beyond Good and Evil - PS2

I know, I'm a horrible person, but I... err... never played this... At least I'm making up for it now! Right?...

6. Katamari Damacy - PS2

Gosh dawg it, how did I never get this?!?!?!? I've played demos, so I know of it's greatness. But I've never picked it up. Time to right the wrong!

7. Killer7 - PS2

I only have one other Suda51 game, and it's Flower, Sun, and Rain (it's fun, but... the walking.... THE WALKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG). So now I wanna get this!

And that's what I have decided on for sure (I think...).

Now, time for my maybe's!

1. Child of Eden - PS3

I know I want this, but I don't know if I want this for my PS3 (but I don't own a 360 either...) Anyone who's played both versions know how the PS3 version compares to the 360 version?

2. Parasite Eve - PS1

This has always seemed like an interesting RPG. Maybe I should pick it up!

3. Blasto - PS1

I had a demo for this that I really liked. Picking this up seems likely.

4. F-Zero X - N64

I like fast racing games, like the other F-Zero games. But the supposed difficulty of GX scares me (I like hard games, but I normally only play racing games casually). So, I decided I would start off with this to ease my way into things!

So that's what I have so far. Comment about some of this crap in the comments! And keep recommending stuff! I'll leave you guys off with this:

Shia Labeouf