TFanFic2sday Has Killed Me Inside (ENTER IF YOU DAREEEEEEE, NO PREPS)

That was the best tf2uesday ever now we need to write some dtoid fanfiction who is in?

All i remember that i said is that jim sterling killed tara and max while they were making out on the bumper cars. Then police man dale north rode in onnis massive 15 foot tall corgi and began to fought jim. Jim ran away on a purple unicorn and then dale gave chase. Then jim sterling evolved into machamp and killed dale. Then hamza came up and transformed into the hair giant from loony tunes then jim sterling used his chainsaw sword and shaved away all the fur to reveal a golden ballsac. Then sterling split the ballsack and revealed that hamza is the totally goffic marylin manson. Then marylin manson was sad so he criend tears of blood and cut himself. Then marylon manson hamza said this isnt even my final form then he turned into a ham loaf. Sterling and hamloaf made sweet sweet love and jim got ham loaf pregnant. Then ghost tara and maz were reborn into the world as little ham people. Then i thinking k dale came back as a pokemon monster to fight jim sterling.

Sorry for bad grammar did it on a phone shit i sound like the retard who wrote my immortal (no preps)

In the words of Hank Hill, "Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?" I'm still numb, otherwise I'd try to help you write. But I don't have the willpower right now. I'm so dead inside. It was beautiful though, and for some reason I can't wait for Friday to know what happens.

Best Tuesday ever.

@Phil

We cray, we cray. Glad you're getting to join us now, I knew you'd have a blast!

Best part of the night is when dumbleeedore can in and yelled what the hell are you doing motherfuckers!!!11!!

So much fun

Ev777 reading was good. Hank Hills version however... was wayyyy better. LOL.

Hank hill reading my immortal was amazing

That was a weird evening. A weird, yet glorious evening.

You people are weird. Good weird, but weird.