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National Pokédex #039: Jigglypuff
nekobun | 10:43 PM on 03.12.2010 1 comments


A retrospective. Because two Jigglypuff posts have already happened.



- When its huge eyes light up, it sings a mysteriously soothing melody that lulls its enemies to sleep.
- Uses its alluring eyes to enrapture its foe. It then sings a pleasing melody that lulls the foe to sleep.
- It mesmerizes with its large, round eyes and sings a soothing melody. Pokémon hearing this song fall asleep.



- If it inflates to sing a lullaby, it can perform longer and cause sure drowsiness in its audience.
- Looking into its cute, round eyes causes it to sing a relaxing melody, inducing its enemies to sleep.
- It rolls its cute eyes as it sings a soothing lullaby. Its gentle song puts anyone who hears it to sleep.



- Jigglypuff's vocal chords can freely adjust the wavelength of its voice. This Pokémon uses this ability to sing at precisely the right wavelength to make its foes most drowsy.
- When this Pokémon sings, it never pauses to breathe. If it is in a battle against an opponent that does not easily fall asleep, Jigglypuff cannot breathe, endangering its life.
- Nothing can avoid falling asleep hearing a Jigglypuff's song. The sound waves of its singing voice match the brain waves of someone in a deep sleep.
- It captivates foes with its huge, round eyes, then lulls them to sleep by singing a soothing melody.
- When its huge eyes light up, it sings a mysteriously soothing melody that lulls its enemies to sleep.



- When it wavers its big, round eyes, it begins singing a lullaby that makes everyone drowsy.

Solid Snake: "Aw, there's a big eyeball walking around here..."
Roy Campbell: "That's just Jigglypuff."
Solid Snake: "Jigglypuff? That some kind of marshmallow?"
Roy Campbell: "Jigglypuff is a balloon-shaped Pokémon. It may be light and puffy and full of air, but its Sleep ability is devastating."
Solid Snake: "Sleep...? What's so devastating about it going to sleep?"
Roy Campbell: "The instant it falls asleep, there's a huge buildup of energy in its center of gravity. If it hits you, it's lights out for sure."
Solid Snake: "So it puts a lot of energy into sleeping? Sounds pretty irresponsible if you ask me."
Roy Campbell: "Takes all kinds, Snake. Especially here in 'Brawl.'"

I rep 39 fo' lyfe. Doesn't hurt that my own hair naturally curls into a puff of sorts at the front.



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