I think it's time for some birthday shots! I know most bars won't serve four-year-olds, but I got you this fake ID anyway, and the whole robot-face thing throws off any real visual estimates. We're probably going to have to do enough shots to match the number on said ID, though, so I hope you don't mind that you're "officially" 29 today.



In all seriousness, it's nice to see a decent gaming site maintain a flavor of its own for this long. From what I've seen, most such sites that go "against the grain" or dare to be particularly interesting at all tend to end up in the gutter before year two. I'm glad you're here, Destructoid, be it for your no-nonsense reviews or the strong community presence and involvement. Here's to many more years to come, during which I will continue to hang within a certain radius of your presence so that ladies who think I might be vaguely involved with the awesomeness will come up and talk to me briefly before they figure out I'm just a plebe.