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Thank you for that first sentence. I won't read the blog until I play the game.
From what I understand, that all players' cumulative progress result in the Girl getting longer. The longer she gets, the more planets are unlocked for all players to explore.
What dimly said. It's a really unique mechanic, this game is probably meant to be played in short bursts, logging in every day to stretch noby out and eat shit, then check girl's progress.
Yes, first she goes to the moon, then the other planets.
RTFM....geez....
But no srsly shes stretching to all the planets and i guess by everyone's stretchiness combined we'll inch our way to each?
I would imagine they made various stages based on each planet which we can visit once we collectively reach them.
if you goto http://o--o.jp/ there is a spot to click on that tells you how long girl has stretched so far.
its 384,403,000 meters to the moon from earth. we are getting close already.
GIRL’s Length
→81275989 m
★GIRL’s Growth Yesterday
→35857571 m
★BOYs Who Helped GIRL Grow Yesterday
→6957 BOYs
★Number of BOYs in the word
→9608 BOYs
I've gone on to a couple stages after the first, and I'm still having trouble stretching as much as I think I can. The stages seem too small and I always end up walking at least one of my ends off the edges while trying to stretch. Should I just keep skipping stages, do they get bigger? Or am I playing this thing wrong?
From what I've heard it's predicted that it'll take a week for us to get the moon. (Doesn't that just make you all warm and fuzzy inside, saying us, as in all the Noby Noby Boy players in the world?)
@ZombiePlatypus
So far the stages are the same size but that might change for other planets. You don't need to worry about stretching yourself out really far though, the game keeps track the cumulative length you've stretched. Aside from the trophy for stretching 100 meters there's no real need to stretch yourself out across the entire stage.
That's it, I'm going to play it now. I wasn't planning to play but taking about Boy and Girl makes me want to.
http://o--o.jp
Best URL I've seen in years. Thanks Fetusmilk
Ah alright, I have been playing it wrong then. I've just been trying to get the Boy as long as possible. I won't worry about that then next time I play...
I played last night, I was kind of drunk and pretty messed up in general. I still have no idea what to make of this game it's so ridiculously amazing.
Also, greatest URL ever.
@ GANTZ
I tied not to read too much of the manual because I wanted to sort of explore everything myself, so I only read as much as I needed to to play.
Besides, I can't RTFM, the Boy ate the fucking thing, lol.
@ FETUSMILK
That URL does rock.
So then I assumed correctly. Sorry, I was a bit "out of it" last night, you know how they say don't drink and drive. Well, don't noby noby and blog, lol.
Seriously though, now that it is morning and I have a clear brain, I totally get what is going on. Last night I was just really feeling the noby noby and I hardly read anything about it to start with so I basically made all my assumptions based on playing the game and looking at the menu. All of which could have been cleared up, had I just read the manual, but I think I had more fun letting it all dawn on me slowly.
Im in the midst of posting in the forums asking for help on HOW to play this game!
If anyone wants to help explain to me how to even get going (I read the entire manual) go to the forums please!!!!