Necrozen the Unwise here again to bring you more of my misadventures in Belataria. For those Dark Souls out there, bent on invading and raining on the parades of those white knight bastards, let this serve not as a guide of what to do, but rather a manifesto of what NOT to do. I may not always know where things went wrong (I refer you back to my name, which is a badge of the truly moronic) but even if I don't offer great detail at times, you can at least get a hearty chuckle at my expense. It would warm the cockles of my cold dead soul to know that my death meant something to someone, even if it is just a joke!

Day Two - A Meeting with the Scraping Spear
Location: The Archstone of the Shadowmen
Current Mood: A Bit Sore But Still Willing and Able to Bring the Pain!!

After having problems with a pesky mage the day before, I returned to the beginning of one of the busiest levels in the game, The Adju-whatsit Archstone (mostly because this is where people grind for souls). Once I found a comfortable spot along the long corridore at the beginning of the level, I pulled out my trusty Black Eye Stone and prepared myself for some invasion fun. After I was painfully stuffed into my target Soul's dimension, I found myself glowing that familiar evil red hue again and I felt the thirst for CHAOS! return!

I headed back down to the long hallway and... to my surprise, no one was there! I looked around a bit and decided to head toward the large chamber where the black-cloaked doodad with the big scythe always stands. Aha! The Scythe Man had been killed. I'd found the soul I was hunting! But a bit too late, as my target had been waiting for me the whole time! Tricked again! He began beating me unmercifully with a Scraping Spear (or as I like to call it, the Cunt-bastard Spear) and I groaned in terror as my equipment began to fall apart. This was an evil white knight indeed! He probably took pleasure in destroying my armor! But no matter, I did manage to stab him a few times with my poison dagger! That'll show him!

After he killed me I was returned back to my own dimension. I wearily crawed back to the archstone and went to the nexus to try and figure out how I was going to raise enough souls to fix my armor with nothing to wear but a potatoe bag and a stew pot.

Note: Learn to fear and avoid that godforsaken Scraping Spear!