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Farewell Dugog, you foul piece of crap!
nademagnet | 10:05 AM on 11.19.2007 13 comments


For those of you who play Puzzle Quest, I trust you can shared in my frustration over the first “Boss” of this fun game. Dugog was/is a two headed Orge that has a air of luck about him that almost feels like he is the one placing the tiles where he wants them to be. That son-of-a-bitch will get 4 and sometimes 5 combos in a row, which will do some serious damage to you. This is only compounded by his weapon that has a random chance to add 12 more points of damage to his attacks! And by “random” I mean EVERY OTHER TURN! I have fought against him time and time again only to be slammed like a drunken slut at a frat house. I have gone on as many side quests as I could find and I have fought many an instant battle just to level my character up enough to take that bastard.

Last night I did so. With rum flowing in my veins and Sibelius Violin Concerto in D minor, Op. 47: I. Allegro moderato resonating though out my small apartment I let out a victorious yell. “FUCK YOU, YOU TWO HEADED COCK MONGER!”

I slept well after that. Quite well.

Also, I would like to acquire this spell… Deathbringer





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Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 10:50
Mr Wilson
Fuck Dugog. On the DS version i was stuck for like a month. Somehow on XBLA i beat him without realizing i had done so n my first try.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 10:54
-D-
Dugog is such a dick. The DS version cheats so bad, I don't care what the developers say.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 11:02
BahamutZero
dude its all about a mage with a weapon whose power increases with fire magic, boosting your fire mana stat, getting fireball (take out 3x3 grid) and "wake the dead". after you turn mana into skulls target the +5 skulls with fireball and you can take out pretty much anything.

I'm just going to go kill myself now
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 11:15
nademagnet
LOL @ Bahamut
BostonDorkpunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 11:23
BostonDorkpunk
He was a bitch...now we need some galactris
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 11:39
Butmac
I did something similar to what BHZ said!! also, congrats on beating Dugog he is a bitch.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 11:46
bluemeep
I stopped playing because of him.

My druid has the everloving shit pumped out of her green mana and with the shield spell that takes damage from there rather than health I can almost kinda sorta get him to 1/5th health. Then I mana drain and move my Carraige of Hope to the Parking Garage of Sadness.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 12:17
Colette Bennett
I had the exact same reaction. That fucking guy can suck a cock.
Savant's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 12:21
Savant
Dugog is always a pain for me. Not only does the prick have a badass weapon, but his second head lets him get a turn whenever he matches GOLD?! Come on! The screen is flooded with that stuff!

Congrats on finally besting him.
dv8withn8's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 12:58
dv8withn8
Yeah, I too had difficulty beating him on the DS version. But on the XBLA version I don't I ever dropped below 3/4 health. In fact, my Knight in the XBLA version has been rolling over every challenge with the utmost of ease since level 10 or so. Maybe that Ultimate Troll ring is too ultimate.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/19/2007 13:33
MechaMonkey
When I saw the title, I thought you had simply misspelled the name of a Pokemon.



Fuck Dewgong indeed.
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