A mysterious stranger interviewed me for my birthday! Since he's too hot for Destructoid, he asked me to pass this along. How could I say no?


Mxyzptlk is a hardcore football fan who has to chase of the lady's


Jack

hey

dude

its your birthday
11:26pmAaron

Word sir!
11:26pmJack

Can I do a interview with you
11:26pmAaron

I have already shook my booty. Sure then, when?
11:26pmJack

just quickly

like right now
11:27pmAaron

Certainly sir.
11:27pmJack

Okay so what was your first video game console
11:27pmAaron

The NES, which I received for Xmas in 88.
11:28pmJack

how old are you
11:28pmAaron

30 as of yesterday.
11:28pmJack

oooh a little bit too old to be on my facebook


11:29pmAaron

Chris Hansen is going to want me to have a seat right over there I'm certain.
11:29pmJack

Okay good at least you know the drill

growing up what was your most pleasent experince on the internet
11:31pmAaron

Probably the huge response I received for one of my first websites, which ended up getting me a cool link on Yahoo! (back when it still mattered), and interview with Salon.com, and the threat of a lawsuit from Hallmark.

That simultaneously was also one of my least pleasant experiences.
11:32pmJack

Sounds neat I was banned from destructoid kotaku xbox360fanboy joystiq game faqs .
11:33pmAaron

You're on a roll sir!
11:33pmJack

Oh well I havent encountered a lawsuit yet and I hope i never do

now

That your 30 are you going to start a family
11:34pmAaron

Yeah, they're not to fun. Even just the call from a lawyer is enough to ruin your week.
11:34pmJack

ooh

Can you rape a hooker?

is it possible
11:36pmAaron

The judge seemed to think so, but luckily I got off on a technicality.
11:36pmJack

Okay thats good

Now what is your favorite ps2 game
11:37pmAaron

Hmmm... I'm going to go with either Katamari Damacy or The Warriors.
11:38pmJack

okay want to place bets on how long Ill last on destructoid with out geting banned because I still think they hate me
11:39pmAaron

Probably whenever Hamza wakes up tomorrow and puts two and two together.
11:39pmJack

That seems about right, You know I was framed for the crimes I apparently did
11:40pmJack

just telling you i was framed
11:40pmAaron

Some day you'll be vindicated in an Oscar-award winning feature film, just like The Hurricane.
11:40pmJack

Thank you

Now I wish you sir a good night and happy birthday a
11:41pmAaron

Thanks! Talk to you later sir!

BONUS: An Interview with Robert Summa

# Clear Chat History
# Couldn't retrieve chat history
# 7: 43pmJack
# okay
# Can i interview you right
# 7: 44pmRobert
# you don't have aim?
# 7: 44pmJack
# Nope
# Or gmail like gmail is good for that
# 7: 44pmRobert
# just do it now
# 7: 44pmJack
# okay
# 7: 44pmRobert
# we just had an earthquake
# btw
# 7: 45pmJack
# Okay Cool so what kind of expernice do you have in your field that I should know of
# 7: 45pmRobert
# none
# define "field"
# 7: 45pmJack
# Gaming
# 7: 45pmRobert
# what's that?
# 7: 45pmJack
# the field your in
# you were in EG
# 7: 46pmRobert
# like scrabble?
# what's EG?
# 7: 46pmJack
# no video games
# 7: 46pmRobert
# they still make those?
# i remember playing donkey king once
# that's the name, right?
# 7: 46pmJack
# Yes now
# Yes
# 7: 46pmRobert
# ok
# yes
# i played donkey king
# therefore i am qualified
# 7: 46pmJack
# what was your experince
# 7: 46pmRobert
# for anything
# i just told you
# pay attention
# 7: 46pmJack
# I am proffesional
# 7: 47pmRobert
# i know
# 7: 47pmJack
# Okay so Have you ever shot heroin?
# 7: 47pmRobert
# not yet
# but i'm still young
# 7: 47pmJack
# okay now I am developing a XNA game and what would you like to see in a XNA game
# 7: 47pmRobert
# hmmm
# well
# i have this game idea
# you can take it if you want
# ready?
# 7: 48pmJack
# okay sounds good
# 7: 48pmRobert
# there is this fat guy
# he's ... hmmm ... let's say italian
# like some awful stereotype
# 7: 48pmJack
# yes
# 7: 48pmRobert
# and he's got a job
# well, he's a plumber to be exact
# and he gets teleported to this strange world
# with like huge pipes and walking animals
# and there's this girl
# i don't know
# 7: 49pmJack
# okay
# 7: 49pmRobert
# i haven't fully fleshed it out yet
# it's just an idea I've had
# i'm sure it'll make an awesome game for the kids
# 7: 49pmJack
# my game has a bunch of robots shooting
# Goatse at each other
# 7: 49pmRobert
# already been done
# 7: 49pmJack
# Really
# 7: 49pmRobert
# yes
# 7: 50pmJack
# okay
# What about a rpg about goatse
# 7: 51pmRobert
# why would you want to rpg a goat?
# 7: 51pmJack
# no goatse the guy with his asshole in the ring
# I mean
# 7: 51pmRobert
# goat?
# 7: 51pmJack
# okay lets stop trolling each other this isnt working
# 7: 51pmRobert
# but there's a goat involved, right
# 7: 51pmJack
# Now serious interview
# 7: 51pmRobert
# serial
# let's get serial
# 7: 51pmJack
# yes
# 7: 52pmRobert
# i've got a raging clue
# what is this interview for? the BBC?
# 7: 52pmJack
# No okay look What are your thoughts on the cod franchise
# 7: 52pmRobert
# i don't like fish
# 7: 52pmJack
# no sexclusive interviews
# 7: 52pmRobert
# except sushi
# 7: 52pmJack
# call of duty
# 7: 52pmRobert
# awesome
# always liked it
# 7: 53pmJack
# Are you excited about call of duty 5 have you played it yet or heard anything
# 7: 53pmRobert
# yes, i played it, beat it, etc
# 7: 53pmJack
# what is in it
# 7: 53pmRobert
# zelda
# shooting robots
# you know
# same old
# 7: 54pmJack
# Does nextlust still exist
# 7: 54pmRobert
# who?
# never heard of him
# 7: 54pmJack
# no nextlust
# 7: 54pmRobert
# you type slow, huh
# 7: 54pmJack
# the site you were on
# 7: 55pmRobert
# i have no idea
# google it
# 7: 55pmJack
# now when you
# 7: 55pmRobert
# english
# 7: 55pmJack
# left destructoid and failed at other things
# 7: 55pmRobert
# failed at life, to be specific
# 7: 55pmJack
# so you left destructoid and your life you failed
# 7: 55pmRobert
# yes
# 7: 55pmJack
# yes so what do you do now
# 7: 55pmRobert
# it absolutely ruined everything
# i'm homeless
# my life will never be the same
# 7: 55pmJack
# Would you like to do a shout out this is old news like 2 years ago but still
# 7: 56pmRobert
# shout out to who?
# dtoid?
# 7: 56pmJack
# yes
# like any users or anythinhg
# 7: 56pmRobert
# yo dtoid, where my dawgs at? woof woof!
# is that what you had in mind?
# 7: 56pmJack
# you wouldnt know who i was because Im not a popular user but still
# 7: 56pmRobert
# that's what a shout out is, right
# 7: 56pmJack
# No a good one
# 7: 56pmRobert
# that was a good one
# i can't do any better
# get your fat fingers to type faster
# 7: 57pmJack
# Have you ever twisted your arm so much it went limp then went and filmed a scat film
# 7: 57pmRobert
# hmmm
# good question
# can i get back to you on that one?
# 7: 58pmJack
# Yes
# 7: 58pmRobert
# is that something you do often?
# 7: 58pmJack
# No. because Im not fucking retarded
# 7: 58pmRobert
# right
# i didn't think you were
# is this the best sexclusive ever?
# 7: 58pmJack
# Okay that wraps up our interview Im happy to have had robert summa on it he is a nice man.
# 7: 58pmRobert
# awww
# i was having fun
# 7: 58pmJack
# Thank you rob for the intresting Interview
# 7: 58pmRobert
# thank you jack
# the pleasure was all mine
# 7: 59pmJack
# Well have another one soon
# 7: 59pmRobert
# awesome
# you rock
# 7: 59pmJack
# thank yo
# you
# 7: 59pmRobert
# anytime


Thank you very much for this opportunity for me to Be with the community I just want to let you guys know This is the best community ever.
http://7sevens.tumblr.com/ <-- go there for more me.
Untill then Guys "dont believe in yourself but believe in the me that believes in you"


Sappy weeaboo ending


Good bye.

[00:05] QuotedCoho: May I talk to you?
[00:05] MrMxyzptlk123: Okay
[00:05] QuotedCoho: If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat she would move to the back
[00:06] MrMxyzptlk123: Who is Jack Bauer?
[00:06] QuotedCoho: He is the protagonist of the television series 24
[00:07] MrMxyzptlk123: Oh, I don't get to watch TV often. Is that a new show?
[00:07] QuotedCoho: Nope
[00:08] MrMxyzptlk123: Is he african american like Rosa Parks?'
[00:08] QuotedCoho: No he is not
[00:09] MrMxyzptlk123: So why would she move to the back? I'm afraid I don't understand.
[00:09] QuotedCoho: It's supposed to suggest that Jack Bauer is so fierce and violent that Rosa Parks would be so afraid for her personal safety that she would no longer care about civil rights
[00:10] MrMxyzptlk123: Oh. He sounds sort of crazy. And he's the protagonist of the show?
[00:10] MrMxyzptlk123: What kind of program is it? I don't really care for violent programing.
[00:12] QuotedCoho: It's a thriller
[00:12] MrMxyzptlk123: Like the Michael Jackson album?
[00:13] MrMxyzptlk123: I love Michael Jackson. I can't believe the horrible things some people are saying about him and those children.
[00:14] QuotedCoho: Yeah it's sad the way the media treats people
[00:14] QuotedCoho: His type of music isn't really my type but I respect his work
[00:15] MrMxyzptlk123: That's what you get when the entire industry in controlled by those shifty jews.
[00:16] MrMxyzptlk123: Hitler was right.
[00:18] QuotedCoho: I don't think it's fair to classify all Jews as one thing or another
[00:18] MrMxyzptlk123: I would think the same if they hadn't killed our Lord and Savior.
[00:20] QuotedCoho: Not all of them did!
[00:21] MrMxyzptlk123: It's in their blood though.
[00:22] QuotedCoho: Maybe
[00:23] MrMxyzptlk123: I read this essay a few years ago and it changed my life: http://www.churchoftrueisrael.com/protocols/

And that's when he stopped talking to me. I can't imagine why.

Hopefully everyone found the thread for last week's FNF useful! I'm decided to start posting the new threads on Saturdays to give people plenty of time to start planning. I've also decided to try a raid style sign up system this week to see how that goes (thanks to whoever suggested that. Was it Tubatic? I'm going to say Tubatic).

The forum thread can be found here.

Please read, participate, and offer me any suggestions on how I can improve things next time! BlindsideDork is giving me a hand with a few things in the background as well, because he's awesome like that. Go tell him he's awesome already!

Just to get it out of the way:

LOL DTOID HAS FORUMS?!?!

Yes, it does. They're that way -->

Here's the plan: Every week I'll be posting a sticky in the Game Discussion forum for the purpose of planning out the upcoming Friday Night Fights. The first thread is here. Everyone can post what games they'll be interested in playing, willing to host, what times they'll be available, so on and so forth. The goal is to allow the community as a whole more input into the event, and have everything planned out well in advance so things can get rolling much more smoothly. Throughout the week, I'll be updating the OP as the schedule gets fleshed out. Once the FNF is over, the existing thread will get unstickied, and a new thread for the next week will go up a day or two later. Whenever a new thread is posted, I'll announce it here in the CBlogs. Lather, rinse, repeat.

If you're one of the regular FNF organizers for the CBlogs, PLEASE check out the thread throughout the week and contribute. The idea here isn't to replace all the hard work you guys have been doing, but rather to supplement it, make things easier for you, and get things planned out in advance so everyone can have a more excellent time. Since there's certain groups of people that only keep up with either the CBlogs or the forums, this will hopefully allow everyone a better chance to game together. Grim is on board with the idea, with luck and everyone's involvement this can be a huge success!

... Because tonight they reminded me why I loved this place.

<3 You Fuckers.