hello everyone. This is my first blog post on dtoid. My friend
Mxyzptlk told me to start an account and blog here so I am going to try it out. Here it goes.
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I argue with my brother a lot. Not really ever about important things, but things like If Borg assimilated a Jedi, could that jedi borg use force powers....or could the collective use the newly gained knowledge of the force to make certain borgs who have high enough midiclorian levels use the force? Could a Borg eventually learn to adapt to a lightsaber? Who would win in a fight against Godzilla and Cthulhu (I'm going with Godzilla because Lovecraft's descriptions of Cthulhu were written way back when and he could be exaggerating...like when he said that Cthulhu could blink humanity out of existance in the blink of an eye...does that litterally mean "POOF, bye bye humans!" Or does it mean he wouldn't have that hard of a time doing it because he is a big moutnain sized god monster? And How big is mountain sized? Not the size of Mt Everest i think, because Cthulhu picked up that dude and ate him in that one story about the fishermen.......which would make an awesome movie.....The fishermen from deadliest catch go out for crabs and then get Cthulhu'd.....but anyway, mountain sized could mean Godzilla sized, and therefore means he could fight Godzilla...and I'm pretty sure Cthulhu has either Eye Lasers or a Breath Weapon...)
Anyway, today's arguement was about AVP2. I have not seen the movie but it does not matter for what we are arguing. Predaliens....in the movie, predaliens have the Predator Hair tentacle thingies on their heads.
We know that in previous comics and video games they did not have head tentacle hair thingies....but in this movie they do. I personally think they look cool....My brother does not. FWen the facehugger jumps on a creature and lays the egg in their chest, the embryo is fertalized and grows and pops out. It'll pop out looking slightly similar to it's host creautre because of DNA or something, right?
So would a Predalien have head tentacle hair thingies? Yes, I say. It inherited the mouth claw lips and general size of a Predator. SO why not its headgear? Like...a bull alien would grow horns....and a Rhino Alien would have a rhino horn....the alien inherits the traits of its host, so I feel the hair tentacle head thingies would be present.
My brother disagrees completly...but says that the only reason they gave it to them was so that in the movie it'd be easier to distinguish between the two different aliens. I dont know...haven't seen it yet....but that was our discussion..
now for the real question...
what would an Octopus alien look like?
Also, having mxy as a friend is like having bob dylan as a father. People will recognize you, but eventually you'll slowly fade away...
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Octopus Aliens look like Flying Spaghetti Monsters with only one meatball. And can probably propel themselves through space.
Good stuff. you must write more. You are our blog whore now. Dance for our amusement.
Also Cthulu'd is my new favorite word.
I'm such an Alien Dork.
Your Turn.
p.s. On the whole predalien thing, It should have the dreads, and the mouth bits, but at a lower less defined state. I mean, when they pop from humans they don't keep the lips or the body hair, or any of the dick/va va voom bits.
Also, If Alien comics are canon, then yes they do retain a bit of whatever dna, although it was probably just a marketing ploy to get kids to buy the sweet alien toys.
Well, Predator too. :)
It's so you.
*motorboats you in congratulatory fashion.
Awesome blog, keep up the good work!
Also, you're another of mah favorite nubs.
but then theres Darth vader who is a good portion robot and he sues the force...
So really, we should get Mxyzptlk in on this to argue against.
Well, how would the Borg have enough emotional ability to use the severe force powers when they have no feeling's whatsoever? I mean, I thought the force was in tuned to the emotions of the jedi, hence the whole dark/light/anger/love thing.