So that picture on the main page of Pikachu giving birth reminded me on the hours I spent pondering about the pokèmon birtch cycle. I don't know if this information was ever gone over in the later video games and cartoon, but my main boggle is in the mating and birth process. Like, if two Raichus mate, they make a baby Pikachu right? Thats was my main assumption until the new PICHU was discovered in a later game....so Two raichus have sex and make a Pichu? If this is the case, how did scientists like professor Oak and Pokemon Breeders not know about this? Since the Pichu was a newly discovered pokèmon, does that mean that one day Two Raichus had a baby and it was a new breed of pokemon previously undiscovered? Seriously, they say in the TV show, first episode, that there are 150 known types of pokèmon....so how can we just NOW be discovering these pre-evolved pokemon?
Also, can a Raichu and a Pikachu mate and produce a Pichu? Or does it have to be a Pikachu and Pikachu or Raichu and Raichu?
Also, when it comes to the evolution process of pokèmon through the use of a certain type of stone isn't that a little weird? Like what are the chances of a Pikachu just running into a Thunder stone lying around out in the forest somewhere? Or did the scientists take all these different types of stones and expose all types of pokemon to them in a Pokèmon lab testing area to see the effects different stones have on different pokèmon. I can picture that in my head, man...professor oak strapping an eevee down to a table and exposing him to various different types of element stones to see what'd happen. That'd be awesome. I smell a short film.
Also, I never knew how the whole aspect of pokèmon evolving through trading worked out in the pokèmon universe. Like, if i give my machoke to a friend he turns into a machamp. What exactly in the pokèmon's DNA triggers this? Does it count if you steal someones Machoke? Would he turn into a Machamp while you are making your get-away and bust your ass with his newly grown extra beefy arms? Seriously.
ALso, I think its fucked up that you can only carry 6 pokèmon on you. WHo made that rule? Like, is does it have to do with a thing of storage capacity of pokèballs? If I want to cary 10 pokemon, I think i should be able to....and not have the new ones sent to my local hometown Professor's house. And also, someone developed the technology to trasport matter through the computer systems wirelessly and the best thing they can use it for is to send you pokemon home. I mean, can't they be using this to cure the pokemon world's hunger problems by sending necessary medical equipment and food and water to starving people in the Johto area or something?
And finally, who the fuck would let their 10 year old child go out into the world to become a pokemon trainer? You kid is ten years old! GREAT PARENTING! I wonder if Ash's mom ever sits and thinks about how her son is out there in the dead of night, starving, in a world full of ravenous and wild monsters who WILL beat the shit out of you if they stumble upon you, while also constantly being chased by pokèmon stealing terrorists. Good parenting.
Anyway, that ends my pokemon rant...I was only going to talk about my questions on the breeding subject, but I just kept typing...
Right on, catch you guys later
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its that kinda shit that makes the pokemon universe come crashing down. How can people NOT KNOW WHERE POKEMON EGGS COME FROM!?! I mean, how can every pokemon have their babies in secret?
Also, do resturaunts serve Krabbys? Or are there still regular crabs that aren't pokmemon? Are there fisherman who risk their lives to catch Gyarados? Or do they catch Magikarp and just beat the shit out of them until they evolve?
Im saying Deadliest Catch only with them fishing for Kinglers out in the Arctic Ocean.
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Woah, fisherman who catch Gyarados...
Imagine what that would look like on a resume.
There aren't any normal animals in Pokemon World. They're all Pokemon. So what's in that stew Brock makes?
pokemon are fucking scary. like alakazam, his brain is so heavy he uses his psychic powers to move around (I think). he most likely has a higher intelligence than any human on the planet, what the fuck is he doing taking orders from a punk kid?
as for the pokemon egg dilemma....yeah, its a fucking dilemma. like, you drop them off at the day care and when you return OMG they pooped out an egg when their backs were turned. so NOBODY ever got the bright idea to watch some pokemon fuck and lay an egg. what about gastly? its a ball of vapor, how does an egg form inside vapor? THAT is a mystery. where is the vagina on an onyx? bigger mystery right there.
do human women have sex with machoke/champ? I mean, their physically similar to humans, plus I bet they have huge dongs (puts a whole new spin on ma"CHOKE" ololollolololololo). do female machoke/champ's have tits? if so I would totally do one.
Where the fuck do the legendary Pokemon come from if there's only one? WTF??
Also;
Where do the Pokemon spawn water/grass/fire shit when they attack?
Also, where the fuck was Ash's dad anyway? Dead? Got sick of his family and bailed? Off trying to figure out the mysteries of Pokemon eggs?
My fifth grade theory was that the pokemon games were set in the far future. Humans genetically engineered a series of highly specialized animals for combat. They escaped and replaced all of the previous natural fauna.
I always figured Ash Dad was Giovanni. That'd be cool.
I remember in one of the episodes there was a scene where James was going on about food or something and they showed a daydream where he had a huge table full of food and there was a lobster on the table...
So I always assumed there were some other animals around as well.
If there weren't then how would they know that tentacool is a squid type pokemon when there aren't any squids?
Also, where did they get MILK from before they discovered Miltank the Pokemon?
Perhaps the common Earth fauna evolved into Pokemon. Wouldn't that be something?
Out in the scary wilderness, one seeks company.
I wonder how many 14-year old trainers lost their virginity to this tramp.
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Uhh, Yeah they totally are. Duh.
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