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2:50 PM on 12.13.2010

Black in action: A Dtoid love post (sorta kinda maybe sorta NVGR)

Oh hello there, Destructoid! How have you been? It's your ol' buddy, ol' pal, Uncle romstoppable. Some of you might also know me as MrSadistic on here. As some of you may or may not know (or probably don't care), I have ha...   read

2:24 AM on 04.09.2010

Forum Adventure: After Hours Edition

Oh, hello there fine Destructoid community. With the recent shenanigans of Forum Adventures going on and whatnot, I thought it was my privilege.. no.. my DUTY to write the obligatory erotic fan-fic. Now, some of you are say...   read

11:51 AM on 11.26.2009

Hey Destructoid, Happy Thxgiving.

Hey Destructoid, it's been a while hasn't it? how's it going? How've you been? How's the kids? How's the raging case of butt herpes? Still mad at me for boning your smoking hot wife last Kwanzaa? It's all cool, I reckon' A...   read

10:03 PM on 02.01.2009

There's only one thing you need to know about me:

I love softcore HBO porn.   read

10:31 AM on 10.12.2008

Guy Proposes To His Girlfriend Using Little Big Planet; I throw up a little in my mouth.

With the open beta slowly coming to a close, gamers have seen plenty of creative user levels from everyone's favorite calculator simulator, Little Big Planet. Now, it seems one creative gamer decided to step it up a notch. ...   read

11:58 PM on 08.28.2008

Brett Ratner Wants to Direct "Guitar Hero" Movie; WHAT

Oh Brett Ratner. Oh you poor, poor man. When I was a naive little boy, I thought the first two Rush Hour movies were pretty hilarious. After doing a little growing up (read: none), and watching that god-awful movie, X-...   read

4:16 PM on 04.21.2008

Clinton vs. Obama 'Smackdown' Video makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

With the Pennsylvania primary set for tomorrow, WWE and THQ have paired up in order to show what Clinton's and Obama's "wrasslin'" ring entrances would look like using Smackdown vs. Raw '08. While it does not show any act...   read

12:54 PM on 03.27.2008

New DLC Available For Unreal Tournament III.

After last week's surprise release for the Unreal Tournament III patch, it seems Epic has outdone themselves once again this week. As of today, new DLC for Unreal Tournament III is out for both the PC and Playstation 3. Di...   read

3:48 PM on 03.24.2008

New Trailer for the Warhawk 1.3 Update; the word "pimp" comes to mind.

With the FREE update of Warhawk set to hit next week, Sony has released a trailer showing off the new additions to the game. As you can see, the Bio-Reactor Field Generator & Mechanic's Field Wrench are shown off in the tr...   read

6:09 PM on 03.17.2008

Europeans Are Chumps; GT 5 Prologue nets nearly 1 mil. pre-orders.

With the release of Gran Turismo 5: Prologue set to drop next week in PAL territories, Eurogamer is reporting that pre-orders of the latest game in the series are pushing nearly 1 million in Europe. According to the artic...   read

1:27 AM on 01.11.2008

Kane & Lynch sells 1 million copies; hilarity ensues.

According to an article over at Next Gen, K&L has sold more than a million copies worldwide since its release back in November, all but assuring a sequel will be made. Even though the controversy surrounding K&L was immens...   read

9:53 AM on 01.06.2008

Dad shoots son over Xbox 360: douche baggery at its finest.

<p>Over the weekend, in Monroe County, Pennsylvania, an argument over an Xbox 360 is believed to have led to a son to ask his father to shoot him in which the father, being the total dick that he is, complied to do so.&...   read

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