Who would win in a race between Sonic The Hedgehog and The Flash? Not a foot race, but a political race for President of the United States. Sonic would be the Democrat, since he's blue, and Flash would be the Republican, since he's red. It would be the most important election of our lives(since the last one and until the next one), but it would also be the dirtiest campaign ever(also since the last one and until the next one).

Sonic's running mate would be Tails. Sonic would get most of the blue people's votes, because he would be the first blue president if he were to win. Of course, his critics would be quick to point out that he's only half blue. His belly, arms, and most of his face are beige. People would also accuse him of being Anti-American and possibly a Muslim, due to his past associations. It would also come into question whether or not Sonic is actually an American citizen, after accusations are made that he was created in Japan in the early 90s. If all that wasn't bad enough for him, his full name is Sonic Hussein The Hedgehog.

Flash's running mate would be Kid Flash. It would later be revealed that Flash actually wanted Joe Lieberman to be his running mate, but his campaign managers convinced him that he'd have a better shot at getting the conservative vote if he went with Kid Flash. Kid Flash is strong on foreign policy because he can see Russia from his house. Of course this choice would eventually cause controversy. Kid Flash would be accused of being an irresponsible parent when it's revealed that his teenage daughter's baby had been knocked up by another baby in the delivery room. People would also say that The Flash was too old to be President, as he was created in the 1940s and still didn't know how to use a computer.

I would personally vote for Independent candidate, Speedy Gonzales. Even though he's not tough on illegal immigration, I do agree with his policy of free tacos and burritos for everyone. That was kind of racist, but biological race was the only type of race that I hadn't mentioned yet. Now I've mentioned all three types of race. All racism is bad though, and if you've ever raced anyone or ran for anything then you're no better than the terrorists.

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