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CONTEST UPDATE! And the winners of the vintage videogame posters are...
Mr Andy Dixon | 4:06 PM on 08.09.2010 21 comments


Three men enter. Three men leave... WITH FREE POSTERS!

Thursday night, three minutes before the deadline expired, I finally* received enough submissions to draw one name for each of the three posters I pledged to give away in the name of love, boners, and cblog interviews. The contest was about as boring, drawn-out and uneventful as you might imagine if you've paid attention to any of the ones I've hosted in the past, but finally, without further procrastination, I'm ready to unveil the winners! (With the help of my faithful sidekick, of course.)

*Corduroy Turtle, yours didn't count because ANSWERS.

I started by writing each contestant's name on a piece of super tiny paper using a super tiny pen (because seriously my hand COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT FAT IN REAL LIFE):



I then wadded each of them up into a ball (one... two... three balls, just like me!):



Then, for my own entertainment, I juggled them for a few minutes...

(picture missing)

...before dropping them in front of missalicedixon:



As you can see, she's super excited to be included (and really entranced by that one on the left).

At this point, I pretty much just waited for her to make her move. After a few minutes of staring at me (and drooling all over the bed) she inched ever-so-slightly to her right...



...and then reached out and made her first choice:



Ladies and gentlemen, our first winner (and first in line to choose his favorite poster) is...



...Winged Kraby!

Hot off the heels of her first choice, missalicedixon -- obviously enjoying the attention she's normally so starved for -- immediately pushed her right arm forward again...



...to unveil the second winner as...



...SteezyXL!

Eager to please, missalicedixon wasted zero time swatting at the last remaining contestant...



...Enkido!



WOW! What a contest!



To claim your prize, please leave your preference in the comments below and PM me your address. Remember, Winged Kraby goes first, then SteezyXL, and finally Enkido (and here are your choices if you've forgotten).



Thanks for playing!



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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19
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Winged Kirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 16:25
Winged Kirby
Quake.

That is all

Thanks for the contest and me winning
Also picture number 5 is Priceless
Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 16:30
Enkido
Dibs on the baby.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 16:32
Mr Andy Dixon
@Enkido

YOU HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN!

Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 16:40
Occams electric toothbrush
Oh Andy, the way you use your spawn to get faps is.....glorious.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 17:04
Corduroy Turtle
Shameful.....
garethxxgod's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 17:06
garethxxgod
Dad....Dad....I'm thinking Dad that while it's nice to take pictures and impress your Internet friends I think you should....


FUCKING FEED ME!!!!!!!

Congrats all.
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 18:17
Beyamor
Dixon! Feel my hate!

Hooh!



Hah!




Hyah!

SteezyXL's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 18:48
SteezyXL
I guess I'll go with the Army Men poster since Kraby TOOK THE ONE I ONLY ENTERED THE CONTEST FOR!

I'll PM you my address and directions just in case you want to come give me my prize in person. ;)
Talía's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 19:23
Talía
Aaww thats a gorgeous baby! ;) nice way of picking winners
DrButler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 21:42
DrButler
Your daughter has massive eyes. She must be a chibi.
DynamoJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 21:46
DynamoJoe
The first two pics look like she is trying to move the paper wad-

WITH . . .
HER . . .
MIND . . . !

"Mooooove, damn you! Bend to my baby will, crinkled nemesis!"
knutaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2010 23:33
knutaf
Holy crap, your kid's cuteness is off the freaking hook.
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2010 02:10
smurfee mcgee
I forgot to enter this even after your message. Shame on me.
Also, you are such a cheater. Daughterforfaps is cheating.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2010 09:50
Elsa
OMG! That's adorable!!!
(and Steezy got a kiss!)

(and Beyamor's drawings are also awesome... this blog is full of win!)
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2010 09:55
Occams electric toothbrush
Dammit Beyamor, I need a book of you art.

Art.


Book.
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2010 10:02
LawofThermalDynamics
AMAZING!!!!!! it's good to see your daughter as a miracle worker. Also, It's good to know that Winged got the best poster, he wanted it the most.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2010 12:02
RenegadePanda
Do I get a runner up prize?

I didn't enter, but I really wanted to.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/10/2010 13:11
Mr Andy Dixon
@RenegadePanda

Liar.
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