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Anyway, I'm (R)Andy. My favorite game is Half-Life 2, my favorite beverage is Mountain Dew, and I sometimes wear a pink robe:















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A month ago*, I opened my mailbox and discovered this package from fellow Friday Night Fighter, web-comic artist, girlfriend of Corduroy Turtle, and all-around kickass Dtoider COM 01:



Now, I had been warned that she would be sending me... something, but I had absolutely no idea it would be this fucking awesome:





Yes, those are hand-crafted, miniature replicas of Gordon Freeman's iconic crowbar (rattle) and headcrab from the Half-Life universe!

But just how miniature are these replicas, you ask?



That's right; baby sized!



(Sorry, but this is the closest to the HEV suit I could come up with.)

missalicedixon was surprisingly receptive to playing dress-up, even going to so far as to showcase some of her Combine fighting styles:


Hi-yah!


Poke!


Slash!


"Hello, Domino's?"

Immediately (*cough* three weeks *cough*) after this, we dug a bit further into the box and found probably the greatest gift of all:



A baby-sized replica of my own pink robe!







Like father, like daughter?





I'd say so!

COM 01, I've thanked you several times already, but I can't say it enough: this is one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me. You are truly a talented, kind soul, and Corduroy Turtle absolutely does not deserve you!

Thanks so much!

*Apologies again for taking so long to get this blog up!
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