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mrandydixon avatar 12:18 PM on 09.10.2010  (server time)
COM 01 is the coolest chick in the world!

A month ago*, I opened my mailbox and discovered this package from fellow Friday Night Fighter, web-comic artist, girlfriend of Corduroy Turtle, and all-around kickass Dtoider COM 01:

Now, I had been warned that she would be sending me... something, but I had absolutely no idea it would be this fucking awesome:

Yes, those are hand-crafted, miniature replicas of Gordon Freeman's iconic crowbar (rattle) and headcrab from the Half-Life universe!

But just how miniature are these replicas, you ask?

That's right; baby sized!

(Sorry, but this is the closest to the HEV suit I could come up with.)

missalicedixon was surprisingly receptive to playing dress-up, even going to so far as to showcase some of her Combine fighting styles:




"Hello, Domino's?"

Immediately (*cough* three weeks *cough*) after this, we dug a bit further into the box and found probably the greatest gift of all:

A baby-sized replica of my own pink robe!

Like father, like daughter?

I'd say so!

COM 01, I've thanked you several times already, but I can't say it enough: this is one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me. You are truly a talented, kind soul, and Corduroy Turtle absolutely does not deserve you!

Thanks so much!

*Apologies again for taking so long to get this blog up!

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