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I ate turducken.
mockery | 6:47 PM on 11.24.2007 12 comments


Normally, anything with the word "turd" in it is something you'd want to avoid eating, but honestly, it was pretty good for a Thanksgiving dinner. Perhaps that's just because I've always found turkey to be extremely bland and would much rather just have a celebratory cheeseburger or taco come the fourth Thursday in November each year.

I've yet to try a bustergophechiduckneaealcockidgeoverwingailusharkolanbler though, and YES that is a real meal. Granted, the last person who ate that meal probably died on the spot, but it still one of those things we all need to try at least once if we want to claim that we lived life to the fullest.



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Slyvexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 19:38
Slyvexx
hmmmmmm bustergophechiduckneaealcockidgeoverwingailusharkolanbler sounds pretty good
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 19:43
Def JM
I-Mockery FTW!!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 20:08
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I've always wanted to try one of these. One day.
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 20:11
Chaosye
I've never eaten turducken or tofurkey. Is ticken any good?
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 20:11
Chaosye
I've never eaten turducken or tofurkey. Is ticken any good?
mockery's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 20:17
mockery
I still want to try deep fried turkey sometime as I've yet to have the opportunity (primarily because nobody I know wants to dare making it due to fears of setting their homes on fire)
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 20:32
s0lesurviv0r
Convince your fam to order it from a store, cajun fried turkey is one of the best things to come out of a scalding pool of peanut oil.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 21:06
Aaron Mxy Yost
Was it everything you ever dreamed it could be?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 22:33
Jim Sterling
Sounds like something Ryu would pull out for the holidays.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2007 00:49
Hitogoroshi
We got one for our super bowl party a few years back. Took forever to prepare but it was worth it.
Volgin13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2009 22:48
Volgin13
turducken is the MOST disgusting idea of an edible substance I have ever heard of. But congrats for trying new stuff
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