I have been a guitar enthusiast ever since puberty hit me like a ton of bricks. Guitar is pretty much the greatest supplement for puberty you see, you get to be loud and obnoxious and when they tell you to stop, you just keep playing and say "sorry I gotta practice."

Well recently I was asked to start up a band with a couple of friends. It all sounds great but I really don't know anything about bands, I just play guitar as fast and loud as I can (usually sounds like a cow giving birth underwater) but I'm guessing coming up with a name can't hurt.

Which of the following sounds like a good band name, some of these are very crazy but feel free to make suggestions. Most of them are intentionally corny by the way.

12 year old Japanese girls

The jealous vaginas

the craziest band in shenanigans

The Destructoiders (that'd be sooo awesome)

Mario's a terrorist

The Metal Gears

Kittie heaven

The Pirana Plants

I have completely run dry now (yeah I tried to come up with them off the top of my head for this article.)

Please make suggestions I can only be so corny in one day.