I appologize if you tried to read my accidental post of this iteration of stupid questions a while back I actually accidentally posted this completely empty and upon realizing that some freak accident happened that erased the article completely, I hid the blog, re-wrote it and waited a few days to hope nobody would remember me as a spammer.

I was watching Winnie the Pooh with a kid I was baby sitting (I can be tender) and wondered to myself many things, "this show is still running?" and "if a bear were to run so gaily through a field like Pooh does, would he not be shot?"

Then I imagined myself making a big old rug out of Pooh, reading a newspaper next to the fire in my dark red bathrobe and blowing out soapy bubbles from a fake pipe. Smirking smugly and asking my buttler to pluck my eyebrows while I read, then warn him that if he distracts me from my read, there will be a new rug next to my fireplace (a fireplace that is made from solid Iranian gold might I add).

Thus my question: If you could use whatever needs necessary and had all the time in the world with a loathed (or mildly disliked) videogame personality, who would it be and how would you ruin him/her/it?

Say you pull on Mario's mustache until his face is torn from his goofy body. Or you drop kick Big the cat and watch him crawl through a field of bear traps and tri-headed attack dogs (from Mars). Or maybe you'll be slightly less creative (and fun) and just take him/her/it out onto the street, shoot 'em/'er/it in the ear and deal with the concequences. Whatever sadistic adventure you decide to embark on, please let me indulge with you and please be creative. (By the way, it's not considered insane if I'm not the only one doing it...)