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3:52 AM on 10.28.2008

Surfire way to anger the internet.

I've been on a break, and to be honest, it wasn't pleasant. I was away from all forms of communication. The cold shiver of boredom was not only murdering me, but murdering me in the after life, and proceeding to sleep with my...   read

8:46 PM on 07.21.2008

Opposite land

So what if the games you've grown to love weren't what they are? If in some convoluted mistical alternate dimension they were completely opposite to what they are? Here's where I go all out and tell you exactly what these gam...   read

5:12 AM on 07.11.2008

Stupid question #04 Who would you bring to justice?

I appologize if you tried to read my accidental post of this iteration of stupid questions a while back I actually accidentally posted this completely empty and upon realizing that some freak accident happened that erased the...   read

4:53 PM on 07.10.2008

It's not a *blank* game until...

Me and a couple of friends went to Vancouver for a few days and had ourselves a time. We were talking about movies and their formulaic cliches like "it's not an action movie without a catch phrase" and "it's not a horror movi...   read

2:55 AM on 07.05.2008

Stupid question #03

Today's question is the first in a while now (I was off moving furniture and carrying heavy objects because I was being told to do so). If you actually care for the Stupid questions series, I am sorry it took me so long to re...   read

12:27 AM on 07.05.2008

A Cast of thousands... My first monthly musing

I wanted to approach my first monthly musing the way I've approached most of my other articles, with a sense of humor that boils down to the lowest common denomenator in funny-bone tickling. Toilet humor and Michael Jackson j...   read

4:57 AM on 06.30.2008

Sadder than puppies drowning in albino children's tears.

Nobody reads my blogs, so my solution was to come up with a title that was sure to catch your attention, it won't happen again sorry. The real name of this blog should be "Best Games, Worst Ideas". It's my incredibly sexy ...   read

3:00 AM on 06.29.2008

My top ten list of characters who hate their jobs.

We've all seen actors in a movie or on the T.V that look like they'd rather be somewhere else, or fishing, or altogether dead. Well I'm taking it a step further. Here's my list of video game (and some T.V characters) that wis...   read

4:13 AM on 06.19.2008

Stupid question #02

After my frightfully honest (and somewhat explicit) display in Stupid questions #01, I decided that y'all just ain't ready for that amount of realness. So with question number two I tackle an age-old myth, a mystery of all t...   read

9:01 PM on 06.18.2008

Stupid question #01

This question is probably a bad way to start off my series of "stupid" questions, as this question is not stupid, it's very disturbing (kids cover your ears) and simply boggling to me. In the past three weeks, I have not foun...   read

7:57 PM on 06.18.2008

I'm a loser with a cause.

Hello every one who chooses to read my blog, I'm going to say this once to clear out the obvious and get it out of the way, I enjoy writing (as the epic nerd I am, I chose destructoid because I love the sense of humor) and in...   read

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