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An Open Letter to Cloopers* of the D-toid Nation
mispelt | 8:08 PM on 10.20.2007 18 comments


[*Having just dropped a new word into your lexicon (there's two!), I must first define this word before I can continue onto the meat of my post.

The word "Clooper" that I have just invented is composed of many parts. The "Cl-" comes from the common term "Clog", a word used for the "Community Blogs." The "-oop" comes from "Scoop", a word I'm sure we're all familiar with that means "getting to a news story first."

"-er" means "a person that does something." Please retake third grade English.

It is a fortunate piece of happenstance, indeed, that the "-ooper" could also be said to be taken from the word "Pooper", as in "Party Pooper."

In this case, a Party Pooper would mean I'm having a great party -- all my friends are here and we're all drinking and talking about things we think are neat -- then said Pooper shows up and exclaims "Hay guys! I had a party just like this at my house like three hours ago!"

He then runs over to my VCR (I still have one) and pops in a tape of him and two or three people he knows getting drunk on ice beer and carrying on with considerably less panache (hat-trick!).

In this case, my reaction would be to tar-and-feather him while kicking him to the curb, and also taking his six-pack for myself.

Sorry for my tangent. Having defined my new word, I move on to my actual letter.]


Dear Cloopers:

No one cares. Stop spamming.

kthxbai,

mispelt



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liam2015's Destructoid Blog
hear hear!
The Incredible Edible Egg's Destructoid Blog
penis penis penis
The Incredible Edible Egg's Destructoid Blog
....also cocks
LarkOhiya's Destructoid Blog
I'm not catching onto clogs or this clooper, but I agree with your words.
Necros's Destructoid Blog
I'm still deciding whether I prefer cblogs or clogs, don't confuse me with more words!
Gameboi's Destructoid Blog
We go cookoo for coco cloopers!
masterledz's Destructoid Blog
HANH?!
Teta's Destructoid Blog
Bloopers?
Isnīt that thing where people play sports, or dance, while a video camera is on, and then they fall, or something do something stupid, they get hurt, and then you laugh?
tehdopefish's Destructoid Blog
What you say makes sense, the word 'clooper' is retarded.
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Agreed.
mispelt's Destructoid Blog
I agree as well. Clooper is retarded. So are the people to which it refers.
CCGames Mike's Destructoid Blog
Sly Clooper and the Spamius Infinitus?
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Stick it in her clooper!
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
^ LOL!!!
CCGames Mike's Destructoid Blog
lol damn you mxy you outdid me. i really tried on that whole sly cooper reference too v.v;
almightyred's Destructoid Blog
Haha. Agreed!
itemforty's Destructoid Blog
Bonds.


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