Welcome to my blog! I'm Martin. I live in the city of the . My first game was for . After that it was to the , for some , some , and some , and so on. I got a (my first game there was the HORRENDOUS adaptation of which was a really crappy knockoff), then a , , , , and . My boring Twitter page lives here.
Assembled entirely from recent ESRB ratings summaries.
A bicycle can be used to jump over a baby
they are zombie-like and infected with a parasite
Clear away the clutter from a bed-slab, unzip a future-blouse
Paradise cannot mean straddling felled tree trunks in dental-floss thongs
Japanese samurai, elderly spear fighters, modern American samurai, Bushido-type
but parents and consumers may still want to know,
similar to the close-up clinch and disarm moves,
something to save a young girl from a mysterious, magical disease.
blood covers the entire floor of some rooms;
Try to survive the city of Shanghai as it collapses around you.
The camera often lingers,
as battery power runs out, the icon starts to shrink—a sad face appears.
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. My first game was 
for 
. After that it was to the 
, for some 
, some 
, and some 
, 
and so on. I got a 
(my first game there was the HORRENDOUS adaptation of 
which was a really crappy 
knockoff), then a 
, 
, 
, 
, and 
. My boring Twitter page lives 
