Today we will begin our exploration of the wonderful world of Sammiches.
We will begin with a simple yes delicious sammich for our first lesson.
Milky’s Ham and Cheese.
First we need some bread, a whole wheat or eat based bread works perfectly in this case.
Go ahead and butter both sides of the bread slices. Yes, that is correct both sides, it is honestly not that difficult so don’t cry.
Now we need some medium sharp cheddar and some Black Forrest ham.
Two slices of each will do. Put the ham and cheese slices in the bread and drop that bitch in a fry pan over medium low heat. Once your bread has achieved the desired level of toasty darkness flip the fucker over. Now open it up and add two paper thin slices of Fuji Apple. Remember to only add the apple once you flip, so you don’t cook the apple too long, unless you want it all soft and mushy. Finally when the cooking is finished, add a small amount of mild honey mustard.
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about me
Hello class, I’m Professor Milky. Yeah, you’ve fucking heard of me.
You might remember me from such films as Long Winded Overly Complex Lecture Vol. 1-23, Angry Rant, Long Winded Angry Rant The Return, Return of the Overly Complex Long Winded Lecture on Obscure Scientific Topics Part 15, and The Adventures of That One Insane Guy in the Ventrilo Server.
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at first i was expecting sarcasm, but the apple and honey mustard sounds good as hell.
im going to try this.
Hell yes.
This sounds like an awesome sammich.
melt butter + jalapenoooos
2 slices of bread
two slices of smoked turkey
and a slice of swiss cheese
(most EXTREME grilled cheese)
oh yeah, milky doesn't like milk ;p
mmmm.... do want
Sammich spectaculario.
I will take two. K thnx!