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Milky makes a sammich!
milky | 2:58 AM on 10.26.2007 9 comments


Today we will begin our exploration of the wonderful world of Sammiches.
We will begin with a simple yes delicious sammich for our first lesson.

Milky’s Ham and Cheese.

First we need some bread, a whole wheat or eat based bread works perfectly in this case.
Go ahead and butter both sides of the bread slices. Yes, that is correct both sides, it is honestly not that difficult so don’t cry.

Now we need some medium sharp cheddar and some Black Forrest ham.
Two slices of each will do. Put the ham and cheese slices in the bread and drop that bitch in a fry pan over medium low heat. Once your bread has achieved the desired level of toasty darkness flip the fucker over. Now open it up and add two paper thin slices of Fuji Apple. Remember to only add the apple once you flip, so you don’t cook the apple too long, unless you want it all soft and mushy. Finally when the cooking is finished, add a small amount of mild honey mustard.

Now, eat your sammich.




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8 comments | showing # 1 to 8
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bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 03:05
bottled dark
at first i was expecting sarcasm, but the apple and honey mustard sounds good as hell.

im going to try this.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 03:29
Topher Cantler
Hell yes.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 03:53
Aaron Mxy Yost
This sounds like an awesome sammich.
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 04:40
mid3vol
melt butter + jalapenoooos
2 slices of bread
two slices of smoked turkey
and a slice of swiss cheese

(most EXTREME grilled cheese)
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 04:42
mid3vol
oh yeah, milky doesn't like milk ;p
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 06:22
cjpkiller
mmmm.... do want
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 06:22
Phist
Sammich spectaculario.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2007 06:40
nademagnet
I will take two. K thnx!
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