For those of you who are new to D-toid, welcome, what a wonderful community you have joined. There is so much joy to be had by all, and I'm sure you will find friendly like minded folk to discuss our mutual love of all things gaming. But lets not get ahead of ourselves, there is much to learn and the initiation has just begun.

Firstly you must become acustomed to the local lingo, the best most awesome thing you can say is the word fail, try to say it as much as possible because this will make you cool, really cool.

Secondly, it's important to conform to the tastes, trends and desires of the higher ups, for they are your masters and overlords. You must bow in their presence and where ever possible offer yourself as a sexual gift, this will merely lift you the the level slightly above scum, but still below that of a community member.

And finally, and this is especially important, find a large, prefferably spiny, bug. Now firmly lodge this in your ass, don't be shy get it good and deep, so its extremely uncomfortable. Now with it in place you will be able to react in the appropriate way to other community members that fail and suck hard.

This concludes the lesson, now go forth fresh meat and try to belong.

(seriously, please take this with a heavy portion of extra salty salt, for I would like to continue posting inane bullshit in this space in future, rather than die in a fire)