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My summer with Mass Effect... (spoilers!)
mikeyed | 8:45 PM on 06.29.2008 5 comments


Oh you. You game. You wondrous game. How you only get better after each completion. Finally I'm up to the insane difficulty. You show your true colours. Wait, wait, let's start from the beginning...

I do mean choosing the only beginning that's awesome. The survivor scenario. Your squad burned, perhaps by your hand? It matters not, you are scarred from the experience in the end. Your life changed and nobody can trust you. Will you reveal your darkly sick side or your sickly angel from the outfield god-like personality. What shall it be? It matters not, you will save the galaxy. As poor Jenkins will always die, much like Aerith, you will never be able to rescue him from his lack of cover. (He just runs out there! You idiot, why?)

I served the universe well. I completed every mission I could scavenge. I became a paragon and a renegade. I've fallen from grace as well as I have risen above the call of duty. I just wonder how much it really mattered. Do I really care about the council? Well, in some "make your own world" games it seems, you really have a lot of influence on absolutely everything. Sometimes it seems even the smallest thing you do can have everlasting effects. However in Mass Effect the biggest choices you can make are whether you wanna be a complete dick to your teammates or totally get some with them. Well that and you get to pick who is in charge of the council (or takes its place). It seems in the world of Mass Effect the only two places that show their age are your ship and the Citadel.

Is this meant to send the player message, like "the universe never changes, only your next door neighbor," hm? I wonder. Well... there's one thing terribly wrong with this universe and only one thing. Its limitations. The game slows down to crawl, walking around bumpy surfaces can be terrifying (apparently your character cannot walk up hills inclined above 30 degrees), and surfaces constantly become blurry and strange. I believe that as beautiful as this game is it cannot keep up with itself. Due to that fact, the amount of data apprently was limited as to reduce in-game lag. The "real" choices you make that have any real impact on the outcome of the game could be counted using just my eyes.

I'm very dissappointed in this games many (and I did mean many) tiny glitches and the result of attempting to limit all those glitches. However, I do love the style and strategy this game contains, especially when you reach Hardcore, but the trip is so well traveled by then is it worth it?



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Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 22:36
Chocobo Knight
I think the problem with Mass Effect is that Bioware wanted to have such an epic scope that all elements are stretched thin to accommodate its entirety. It's unfortunate because it's still a good RPG, but nowhere on the scale of their previous endeavors. The combat is made to appeal to the shooter crowd while the RPG aspect is toned down to not drive away those who don't like lengthy dialogues or fleshed-out stories.

I'm sure using the whole 'It's a trilogy! There's more to come!' will satisfy most, but I'm not even eager for the next installment after playing Mass Effect a few times through. It's not because of burnout, but I'm afraid there will be more of the same and I don't think I could convince myself to play through more barren planets and drive that flighty Mako from A to B to clean base C. Heck, some of the best sub-missions were the ones on derelict ships. I know I'd like more of those.

Maybe if they shave down the explorable planets down to concentrate their efforts on a select few like KOTOR that the experience will be much richer and rewarding. I still have some faith that Bioware can improve upon ME, but I'll keep my distance for the time being. I'm not going to get my hopes up for intense collar-grabbing dialogue wheels this time around.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/29/2008 23:46
mikeyed
Indeed. I think KOTOR 2 was amazingly malleable and felt a helluva lot more fresh than Mass Effect. YOU COULD ACTUALLY TURN YOUR APPRENTICE OVER TO THE DARK SIDE!!! (All caps and multiple exclamation points, woot) I was highly entertained by the sheer variety of characters and directions that that game could take.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2008 02:40
Knivy
On the plus side you can play it, my stupid 360 doesn't read the damn disk past the menu any more.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 12:09
mikeyed
I remember when me and my brother practically killed his original X-Box playing the first KOTOT nearly non-stop for an entire weekend. It kept overheating and it will still do so to this day.
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