10 WAYS TO KILL WITH AN IPOD.

1. Connect an iPod into a wall charger while your bath tub is full. Connect the iPod, and drop it in the tub, with your friend, your girl friend, your wife, or yourself, in it.

2. Tape someone to a chair and play Two Princes by The Spin Doctors until the person begs to be shot. At this point you have complete control over the victims death.

3. Lodge down throat.

4. (If you have the 1337 sk33t) Program the iPod to kill, simple.

5. Drain the battery acid found in any iPod battery into one's drink, preferably Coke, Pepsi, or any alcoholic beverage.

6. Smash the butt of the iPod off the temple of ones head until pulse stops.

7. Douse your iPod in gasoline, find a house with people inside, or better yet, use your own house. Ignite said iPod in or around house. (Use your judgment and pyro skills.) Make sure you block off all exits before you light said iPod.

8. Scrape off the finish, paint, etc. Eat the shavings. Poison works its self. If this fails the first time, you may need to swallow the battery.

9. Find ingredients to make a bomb, make bomb, simply throw the iPod next to the bomb so you can tell it was "involved" in the death of yourself or others.

10. While driving your car, simply take your hands off the wheel, and place them on your iPod, search for your favorite song (while increasing speed of the car.) This is the most popular choice because everybody loves to drive, and everybody loves music. Most deaths this way are accidental, Results may very.



FYI, If you use an iPhone or anything similar, they will do the job just as well, if not better.

“Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.” - Steve Jobs
--Part time KKK member.

I am not suggesting, or encouraging you kill.
Therefor I take no responsibility in your actions.