after a long hard day of working in the fields and picking berries to make ends meet for his family in southern california, alex carillo, perished late at night in the midst of a skype party. he had a much deserved drink before bed, little did he know what would be waiting for him in his sleep. he passed out and fell backwards on his bed, laying there, already so lifeless, he vomited in his sleep. violently choking on it, after only a few moments, he went silent...

the voices of the medics piled in as everyone made attempts to resuscitate his now lifeless body. or, rather, the voices from skype. he never awoke...

later evidence has proven that the penniless vexed_alex was fed a poisoned burrito. to awaken him from this sad curse it is said that he must be kissed by his one true love. for your chance or for just a good time call (555) 867-5309.