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Steven Speilberg wants to Anally Rape a Beloved Korean Classic
michiyoyoshiku | 10:17 PM on 11.08.2008 12 comments


Steven Spielberg and Will Smith are considering working together to remake the Korean classic, Oldboy.
The original story concerns a businessman who is kidnapped and incarcerated for 15 years without explanation. He is then released, and spends the rest of the film searching for his captor and trying to find out why.
The original isn't exactly the type of mainstream film that Spielberg and Smith are usually involved with. Spielberg, however, is already looking for a writer for the project.

If this happens.......I will kill them.

Oldboy is the best thing to ever come out of South Korea since Margret Cho's Assmaster Bit and Pump it up.

I can't let a man who BUTCHERS HIS OWN CLASSICS Butcher this one.

This movie is done.....HEADS WILL ROLL.



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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12
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garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 22:31
garison
Um, this was posted already.

I have never seen the movie, but have heard of it. Maybe i'll not torrent it.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 23:02
michiyoyoshiku
Diddn't see
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 23:13
Red TheHaze Veron
Also OldBoy was originally a manga.
I Gotta Rock's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 23:24
I Gotta Rock
@redzie: I read "manga" as "mangina" at first. Just lettin you know where I'm coming from.

Yeah, this is a tragedy, although not surprising seeing where Spielberg's coming from these days.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2008 23:33
blehman
Wow. It's like you took something from the past, made love to it, had a retarded baby, and had that baby spit up on a webpage, ate that, passed it through your colon into the toilet, took that out, cleaned it off, for good measure ate it again, re-passed it, and reposted it for the world to see.


Oh wait, that's all your blogs.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2008 00:37
michiyoyoshiku
Then stop reading them Blehman
Lurkmon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2008 01:07
Lurkmon
The Departed turned out fine, this probably will too.

And just as you tell Blehman to stop reading your blogs, if the movie comes out and you don't like it, then you can just not watch it. It's not like they're going to erase the original Oldboy from existence. :D
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2008 01:58
Kyousuke Nanbu
Oldboy is very graphic and has a really fucked up twist, I doubt the americanized version will have these.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2008 11:36
Mushman
LOL @ Blehman.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2008 21:23
Shin Oni
DJ Max Portable forget!
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/10/2008 01:35
Skribble
I wouldn't even mind Will Smith in an Old Boy remake, I might even like it.

Oldboy was a very influential film for me, and that hallway scene with the hammer is fucking INTENSE to say the least. I still cannot believe it was done in 1 panning shot, apart from Children of Men a couple of years after I had not scene a better use of a single shot in any film I've ever seen.

But anybody who has seen Oldboy KNOWS that there is no way in hell Spielberg will include any of the.........

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...and that would pretty much ruin the extremity and emotional fucked upness of the entire film.

That said, I will wait and see.
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