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I totally didn't listen to this guy....but he's insane anyway so loonies get no privacy. I never did say I WASN'T going to post this, I just said OK
Prepare to LOL Michiyo Yoshiku (6:21:11 PM): Right on Que.... Michiyo Yoshiku (6:21:13 PM): Avon teams with Resident Evil's Umbrella Corp. for face cream? IAmAlbertWesker (6:21:28 PM): I bought it already :P Michiyo Yoshiku (6:21:33 PM): lol IAmAlbertWesker (6:22:11 PM): Haha Michiyo Yoshiku (6:22:25 PM): Friday is the day IAmAlbertWesker (6:22:33 PM): Yes sir indeed IAmAlbertWesker (6:22:46 PM): My brother pre ordered the collecotr's edition IAmAlbertWesker (6:22:51 PM): He's giving me the Tricell pag IAmAlbertWesker (6:22:54 PM): bag* Michiyo Yoshiku (6:22:57 PM): XD IAmAlbertWesker (6:23:05 PM): I can't wait IAmAlbertWesker (6:23:10 PM): It's going to be my backpack at school Michiyo Yoshiku (6:23:17 PM): :-) Michiyo Yoshiku (6:23:29 PM): If Umbrella were real you'd probably be banging their door down for a job IAmAlbertWesker (6:23:48 PM): I'm at 350 pages of my book IAmAlbertWesker (6:23:53 PM): Oh and I never told you this Michiyo Yoshiku (6:23:57 PM): Yeah? IAmAlbertWesker (6:24:01 PM): Yea Michiyo Yoshiku (6:24:10 PM): never told me... IAmAlbertWesker (6:24:12 PM): And guess what my undergrad and grad work is going to be Michiyo Yoshiku (6:24:22 PM): Making Zombies? IAmAlbertWesker (6:24:26 PM): You got it IAmAlbertWesker (6:24:30 PM): Code named "T" Michiyo Yoshiku (6:24:39 PM): lol IAmAlbertWesker (6:24:52 PM): I've already got an extensive library of research I've done so far Michiyo Yoshiku (6:24:55 PM): You might face a larger enemy than Wesker if you do that Michiyo Yoshiku (6:25:01 PM): Capcom's Lawyers Michiyo Yoshiku (6:25:06 PM): :-P IAmAlbertWesker (6:25:09 PM): Capcom won't know shit IAmAlbertWesker (6:25:24 PM): "T" could mean anything Michiyo Yoshiku (6:25:32 PM): actually they aren't anal with their IPs like say Archie Comics or Nintendo IAmAlbertWesker (6:25:47 PM): And zombies are scatterred all throughout culture Michiyo Yoshiku (6:25:53 PM): Yeah IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:13 PM): But basically it involves a bunch of gene sequencing and stuff of hemorhaggic fevers IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:16 PM): Namely the Ebola virus Michiyo Yoshiku (6:26:21 PM): Yeah Michiyo Yoshiku (6:26:31 PM): or sitting somebody infont of a TV for half their life IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:43 PM): Yea, but I don't have half a life time IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:45 PM): I have homeless people IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:48 PM): Dopamine IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:54 PM): Ebola IAmAlbertWesker (6:27:01 PM): D12 receptors in the brain IAmAlbertWesker (6:27:06 PM): And a whole gene sequence to work with Michiyo Yoshiku (6:27:15 PM): lol Homeless people Michiyo Yoshiku (6:27:23 PM): this is sounding.......quite illegal IAmAlbertWesker (6:27:33 PM): AND! Maybe if I am lucky I could turn the disease into a genetically inheritable disease IAmAlbertWesker (6:27:40 PM): Which MEANS IAmAlbertWesker (6:27:46 PM): Say someone contracts T IAmAlbertWesker (6:28:10 PM): T attacks their cells, replacing the normal cell's DNA with their DNA IAmAlbertWesker (6:28:13 PM): Replicating as usual Michiyo Yoshiku (6:28:32 PM): Yeah IAmAlbertWesker (6:28:35 PM): HOWEVER, say someone with the T Virus reproduces before the incubation period starts IAmAlbertWesker (6:29:01 PM): The T Virus could carry an allele, similar to I dunno, sickle cell anemia or something IAmAlbertWesker (6:29:17 PM): So say Parent A is infected with the T Virus IAmAlbertWesker (6:29:25 PM): And Parent B is not IAmAlbertWesker (6:29:34 PM): Parent B automatically becomes infected IAmAlbertWesker (6:29:46 PM): Passing the T1T1 Genotype to the child IAmAlbertWesker (6:30:26 PM): Then again, that might not work because by the time the child is "born", the parent will already be long "dead" Michiyo Yoshiku (6:31:00 PM): hmm IAmAlbertWesker (6:31:23 PM): Which therefore negates the possibility of it becoming a bioweapon IAmAlbertWesker (6:32:41 PM): I would like to know the correlation between Las Plagas and the T Virus Michiyo Yoshiku (6:34:05 PM): Hmm Michiyo Yoshiku (6:34:14 PM): You're nuts you know that right? IAmAlbertWesker (6:34:25 PM): Your point? Michiyo Yoshiku (6:34:51 PM): O Michiyo Yoshiku (6:34:55 PM): I'm just saying Michiyo Yoshiku (6:34:57 PM): You're Nuts Michiyo Yoshiku (6:35:02 PM): :-P Michiyo Yoshiku (6:35:14 PM): Like Super Villian Nuts IAmAlbertWesker (6:35:22 PM): Is that a bad thing? Michiyo Yoshiku (6:35:35 PM): I don't know Michiyo Yoshiku (6:35:43 PM): it is if you can actually pull this off Michiyo Yoshiku (6:35:46 PM): :-P IAmAlbertWesker (6:35:59 PM): How well are you at keeping secrets? Michiyo Yoshiku (6:36:50 PM): I was going to post this whole convo on distrcutoid as "Guy like Resident Evil way too much" IAmAlbertWesker (6:37:01 PM): I wish you wouldnt Michiyo Yoshiku (6:37:31 PM): Well, I was going to get your permission first Michiyo Yoshiku (6:37:39 PM): I think it'd just be laughed off anyway IAmAlbertWesker (6:37:40 PM): No please dont Michiyo Yoshiku (6:38:31 PM): for fear of.... Michiyo Yoshiku (6:38:43 PM): prosecution? Michiyo Yoshiku (6:38:49 PM): or somebody trying it themselves IAmAlbertWesker (6:38:55 PM): Both Michiyo Yoshiku (6:39:12 PM): Well See, I don't think anyone would actually belive you IAmAlbertWesker (6:39:21 PM): Homeland Security Michiyo Yoshiku (6:39:39 PM): Well lets see your AIM name IS I am Albert Wesker IAmAlbertWesker (6:39:47 PM): So? IAmAlbertWesker (6:40:15 PM): Just don't please Michiyo Yoshiku (6:40:32 PM): Ok IAmAlbertWesker (6:40:37 PM): Thank you IAmAlbertWesker (6:43:31 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGE34VAqYTk&feature=related IAmAlbertWesker (6:44:13 PM): lmao Michiyo Yoshiku (6:44:25 PM): Yeah I've seen that IAmAlbertWesker (6:44:35 PM): How come I havent Michiyo Yoshiku (6:44:50 PM): dunno Some pictures from The RE SUPER Fan's Myspace .
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Especially an INSANE ONE?
Wow, thats obsession. Get him help. Actually, disregard that. Let him kill more homeless people. Im intrested in his results lol. This is the best thing Ive ever read. POST MOAR! I love a good mentally insane person with a god complex.
Very nice work
What I really care about is, wtf is a 'distrcutoid'?????
Huh.
I don't know, I think we here at Destructoid all like videogames "a little bit too much". It would be hypocritical to make fun of someone for loving RE when I love it too.
none of us love RE to the extent of trying to create a zombie virus.
the is a difference of loving games and trying to live games like that guy is.
Albert Wesker...fuck that scheming bitch
I hear enough RE5 from myself and friend...
Is there a 12 Step program for c-blogs?
this was worth coming out of retirement for
and I ...am a blog-aholic.
It took a lot of courage to say that.
Can yiu say that Michiyoyoshiku? Can you admit you have a problem. The road to recovery is long.
I'm going to go sharpen my katana now...
Ebola virus has genome simple enough to recode into a variant strain that effects higher brain functions and hunger. The problem is that Ebola works so fast that it would kill an area and then starve itself out in under 5 days.
A better idea is to manipulate rabies. As that effects the mental state of creature. A shift in aminoacid production encoding can cause the bizarre rapid hunger as well as a prevent toxins from being flushed out of the body, causing a slow necrotizing of organic tissue.
The reason conventional virus based zombies don't work is that they function on a low energy organic battery system created by from the brain to create mobile but slow moving creatures that function without conventional biological systems. This is not possible. Humans are too frail to be rotting and moving at the same time. We'd troll around infecting and eating people for a few days or weeks then get jaundice and die
Essentially this guy wants to make resident evil. The simplest effect would essentially be a canabalistic version of the 28 days later monsters and at most Dawn of the Dead remake.
Bugsport, I will be contacting you soon to talk more about your knowledge of viral importance.