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Somebody likes Resident Evil A bit too much!!!
michiyoyoshiku | 7:21 PM on 03.07.2009 24 comments


I totally didn't listen to this guy....but he's insane anyway so loonies get no privacy. I never did say I WASN'T going to post this, I just said OK

Prepare to LOL

Michiyo Yoshiku (6:21:11 PM): Right on Que....
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:21:13 PM): Avon teams with Resident Evil's Umbrella Corp. for face cream?
IAmAlbertWesker (6:21:28 PM): I bought it already :P
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:21:33 PM): lol
IAmAlbertWesker (6:22:11 PM): Haha
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:22:25 PM): Friday is the day
IAmAlbertWesker (6:22:33 PM): Yes sir indeed
IAmAlbertWesker (6:22:46 PM): My brother pre ordered the collecotr's edition
IAmAlbertWesker (6:22:51 PM): He's giving me the Tricell pag
IAmAlbertWesker (6:22:54 PM): bag*
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:22:57 PM): XD
IAmAlbertWesker (6:23:05 PM): I can't wait
IAmAlbertWesker (6:23:10 PM): It's going to be my backpack at school
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:23:17 PM): :-)
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:23:29 PM): If Umbrella were real you'd probably be banging their door down for a job
IAmAlbertWesker (6:23:48 PM): I'm at 350 pages of my book
IAmAlbertWesker (6:23:53 PM): Oh and I never told you this
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:23:57 PM): Yeah?
IAmAlbertWesker (6:24:01 PM): Yea
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:24:10 PM): never told me...
IAmAlbertWesker (6:24:12 PM): And guess what my undergrad and grad work is going to be
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:24:22 PM): Making Zombies?
IAmAlbertWesker (6:24:26 PM): You got it
IAmAlbertWesker (6:24:30 PM): Code named "T"
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:24:39 PM): lol
IAmAlbertWesker (6:24:52 PM): I've already got an extensive library of research I've done so far
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:24:55 PM): You might face a larger enemy than Wesker if you do that
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:25:01 PM): Capcom's Lawyers
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:25:06 PM): :-P
IAmAlbertWesker (6:25:09 PM): Capcom won't know shit
IAmAlbertWesker (6:25:24 PM): "T" could mean anything
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:25:32 PM): actually they aren't anal with their IPs like say Archie Comics or Nintendo
IAmAlbertWesker (6:25:47 PM): And zombies are scatterred all throughout culture
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:25:53 PM): Yeah
IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:13 PM): But basically it involves a bunch of gene sequencing and stuff of hemorhaggic fevers
IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:16 PM): Namely the Ebola virus
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:26:21 PM): Yeah
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:26:31 PM): or sitting somebody infont of a TV for half their life
IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:43 PM): Yea, but I don't have half a life time
IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:45 PM): I have homeless people
IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:48 PM): Dopamine
IAmAlbertWesker (6:26:54 PM): Ebola
IAmAlbertWesker (6:27:01 PM): D12 receptors in the brain
IAmAlbertWesker (6:27:06 PM): And a whole gene sequence to work with
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:27:15 PM): lol Homeless people
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:27:23 PM): this is sounding.......quite illegal
IAmAlbertWesker (6:27:33 PM): AND! Maybe if I am lucky I could turn the disease into a genetically inheritable disease
IAmAlbertWesker (6:27:40 PM): Which MEANS
IAmAlbertWesker (6:27:46 PM): Say someone contracts T
IAmAlbertWesker (6:28:10 PM): T attacks their cells, replacing the normal cell's DNA with their DNA
IAmAlbertWesker (6:28:13 PM): Replicating as usual
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:28:32 PM): Yeah
IAmAlbertWesker (6:28:35 PM): HOWEVER, say someone with the T Virus reproduces before the incubation period starts
IAmAlbertWesker (6:29:01 PM): The T Virus could carry an allele, similar to I dunno, sickle cell anemia or something
IAmAlbertWesker (6:29:17 PM): So say Parent A is infected with the T Virus
IAmAlbertWesker (6:29:25 PM): And Parent B is not
IAmAlbertWesker (6:29:34 PM): Parent B automatically becomes infected
IAmAlbertWesker (6:29:46 PM): Passing the T1T1 Genotype to the child
IAmAlbertWesker (6:30:26 PM): Then again, that might not work because by the time the child is "born", the parent will already be long "dead"
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:31:00 PM): hmm
IAmAlbertWesker (6:31:23 PM): Which therefore negates the possibility of it becoming a bioweapon
IAmAlbertWesker (6:32:41 PM): I would like to know the correlation between Las Plagas and the T Virus
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:34:05 PM): Hmm
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:34:14 PM): You're nuts you know that right?
IAmAlbertWesker (6:34:25 PM): Your point?
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:34:51 PM): O
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:34:55 PM): I'm just saying
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:34:57 PM): You're Nuts
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:35:02 PM): :-P
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:35:14 PM): Like Super Villian Nuts
IAmAlbertWesker (6:35:22 PM): Is that a bad thing?
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:35:35 PM): I don't know
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:35:43 PM): it is if you can actually pull this off
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:35:46 PM): :-P
IAmAlbertWesker (6:35:59 PM): How well are you at keeping secrets?
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:36:50 PM): I was going to post this whole convo on distrcutoid as "Guy like Resident Evil way too much"
IAmAlbertWesker (6:37:01 PM): I wish you wouldnt
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:37:31 PM): Well, I was going to get your permission first
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:37:39 PM): I think it'd just be laughed off anyway
IAmAlbertWesker (6:37:40 PM): No please dont
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:38:31 PM): for fear of....
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:38:43 PM): prosecution?
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:38:49 PM): or somebody trying it themselves
IAmAlbertWesker (6:38:55 PM): Both
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:39:12 PM): Well See, I don't think anyone would actually belive you
IAmAlbertWesker (6:39:21 PM): Homeland Security
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:39:39 PM): Well lets see your AIM name IS I am Albert Wesker
IAmAlbertWesker (6:39:47 PM): So?
IAmAlbertWesker (6:40:15 PM): Just don't please
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:40:32 PM): Ok
IAmAlbertWesker (6:40:37 PM): Thank you
IAmAlbertWesker (6:43:31 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGE34VAqYTk&feature=related
IAmAlbertWesker (6:44:13 PM): lmao
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:44:25 PM): Yeah I've seen that
IAmAlbertWesker (6:44:35 PM): How come I havent
Michiyo Yoshiku (6:44:50 PM): dunno

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23 comments | showing # 1 to 23
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Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 19:55
Tony Ponce
Didn't you say just two days ago that you were taking time off?
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 19:58
michiyoyoshiku
Don't you think an RE Super Fan was worth coming back for?

Especially an INSANE ONE?
Spike401k's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 20:08
Spike401k
HAHAHAHA

Wow, thats obsession. Get him help. Actually, disregard that. Let him kill more homeless people. Im intrested in his results lol. This is the best thing Ive ever read. POST MOAR! I love a good mentally insane person with a god complex.

Very nice work
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 20:09
ThunderHeartXI
So when was it that you taking a break?
Krow-Kupo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 20:18
Krow-Kupo
All this did was remind me of the return of WiiSucks a couple of months (a month?) ago. You sir, have depressed me.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 20:38
Mushman
I jut skimmed over the convo, because I don't care about it, I don't care that you said you are taking a break, but decided to lie about it, and I don't care that this blog is a steaming pile of dog-shit, which you are quite capable of posting on a consistent basis.

What I really care about is, wtf is a 'distrcutoid'?????
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 20:45
garison
You expect me to read that?
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:05
Jonathan Holmes
So, are we supposed to be laughing at the guy for wanting to be Albert Wesker when he grows up?

Huh.

I don't know, I think we here at Destructoid all like videogames "a little bit too much". It would be hypocritical to make fun of someone for loving RE when I love it too.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:07
michiyoyoshiku
Oh I'm still on break I just think this convo was a good exepection
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:21
de BLOO
@Holmes

none of us love RE to the extent of trying to create a zombie virus.

the is a difference of loving games and trying to live games like that guy is.

Albert Wesker...fuck that scheming bitch
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:33
Shin Oni
I didn't even bother. I saw the pics and went on.

I hear enough RE5 from myself and friend...
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:42
michiyoyoshiku
exception*
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:47
TheCleaningGuy
That was a pretty long break from blogging.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 21:58
Chocobo Knight
I am Albert Wesker!
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 00:01
Haxan
The first step is admitting you have a problem. You say that you can stop anytime that you want. But can you really?

Is there a 12 Step program for c-blogs?
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 00:22
seigfreid
You sir are addicted to Dtoid. But not in the good way.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 01:42
michiyoyoshiku
What'd I say

this was worth coming out of retirement for
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 12:02
Nicojay2
My name is Albert Wesker...
and I ...am a blog-aholic.

It took a lot of courage to say that.
Can yiu say that Michiyoyoshiku? Can you admit you have a problem. The road to recovery is long.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 12:46
michiyoyoshiku
UGH..........
Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 14:54
Tehmtnlion
I should send my thesis to this asshole. Seriously, I don't need to know that there are dickwads out there even thinking about doing this while i sit back and let my kinemortophobia grow.


I'm going to go sharpen my katana now...
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 15:00
TheDreadHawk
That gas mask is so crooked it's retarded.
Bugsport's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 15:57
Bugsport
The sad part and scary part is , as I was reading that guys convo, It makes sense. And just to let you know, I know alot about virology, but not in the evil sense. If this guy wanted to wipe complex organic life off this planet, he could do it.

Ebola virus has genome simple enough to recode into a variant strain that effects higher brain functions and hunger. The problem is that Ebola works so fast that it would kill an area and then starve itself out in under 5 days.

A better idea is to manipulate rabies. As that effects the mental state of creature. A shift in aminoacid production encoding can cause the bizarre rapid hunger as well as a prevent toxins from being flushed out of the body, causing a slow necrotizing of organic tissue.

The reason conventional virus based zombies don't work is that they function on a low energy organic battery system created by from the brain to create mobile but slow moving creatures that function without conventional biological systems. This is not possible. Humans are too frail to be rotting and moving at the same time. We'd troll around infecting and eating people for a few days or weeks then get jaundice and die

Essentially this guy wants to make resident evil. The simplest effect would essentially be a canabalistic version of the 28 days later monsters and at most Dawn of the Dead remake.
Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2009 16:21
Tehmtnlion
For fuck sakes. Alright, it's time to unleash my fucking thesis in partial entries. Damn you bastards.

Bugsport, I will be contacting you soon to talk more about your knowledge of viral importance.
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