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meteorscrap avatar 10:06 PM on 07.11.2011
Contestoid: Time to lie, bitches!



So... I can buy Nintendo Wiis for $99.99. As a delaying tactic for my other contest of giving out Gears 3 shit, I'm going to be sending a Nintendo Wii to a member of Destructoid this Friday, since I've gotta buy one anyway.

And if I'm getting 50% of the price of the console, I'm buying two of the damned things and shipping one to one of you bitches.

Now, contest details: Tell me the most sympathetic lie you can about why YOU need the Wii. Like, you need it for orphan organ transplants-type lie. The receipt of this will stop a cruel orphanage from closing in a heartwarming movie-style climax type of lie. You need to make me cry manly tears for this prize.

And as a bonus, I'll throw in a free game. The game will be a surprise, though. But if you don't have a Wii, it'll be something you'll want and that is also awesome.

Spelling and punctuation count. Go, bitches! I'll repost on Thursday and close the contest on Friday!

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