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Now, this isn't my Gears 3 contest. I'll get back to that in a couple weeks, when the Gears of War release date is looming over me... But Contest-running's in my blood. Doing cool things for a great community is ingrained in me. And thankfully, so is spending large amounts of cash on stupid shit, which is where you benefit.

So Imma buy one of you bastards a Wii. You've gotta work for it, though... and I've already got some pretty sweet entries.

Now, contest details: Tell me the most sympathetic lie you can about why YOU need the Wii. Like, you need it for orphan organ transplants-type lie. The receipt of this will stop a cruel orphanage from closing in a heartwarming movie-style climax type of lie. You need to make me cry manly tears for this prize.

And as a bonus, I'll throw in a free game. The game will be a surprise, though. But if you don't have a Wii, it'll be something you'll want and that is also awesome.

Spelling and punctuation count. Go, bitches! I'll close the contest tomorrow morning whenever the hell I wake up, then I'll be going to buy the damned thing.



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My nan has recently got out of hospital and has had a tumour removed from her hand which previously made her unable to play the wii and I sold her wii ( and her house ) becaus I thought that she was going to die and she only has two months to live and would like to play a wii before she dies 8'(
Before I forget, this is how I intend to become:



If the surgery goes well.
My cum tastes too salty. All the girls laugh at my cum when they swallow it, and I think a Wii will make me feel a lot better. I went to the doctor's the other day, and took some tests. The doctor's told me my salty cum was uncurable, so girls will always laugh at my salty cum. It's so tough on me, that I have developed depression AND cancer. I know a Wii will make me feel better though, because Nintendo is known for cheering people up who have salty cum.
Jesus Christ. I'm having to catch my breath from laughing at that shit.
Well done, Zarwid Thwic.
Like I said, I hate fun. As a factory owner with small children for workers my day is filled with ways to get the children to work even harder than they already are because I believe we should all work and die grasping at the coins we earned but never spent because we hate fun. If only someone would break these chains of child labouring and Beastiality....errr child labouring and gift me with a Wii then I'll truly know the meaning of FUN and can finally let the little scamps go to frolic in the forests.

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