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Death of an American mall (NVGR)
Tony Ponce | 6:20 PM on 04.27.2009 31 comments




I was downtown earlier today and realized that it had been a few months since I last dropped by the Palm Beach Mall. Before the mall near my home opened up, the Palm Beach Mall was THE shopping mecca. I have fond memories of the place so it was to great shock that I discovered the mall was bleeding to death. I had a feeling something was amiss as I pulled into an empty parking lot. This is truly a terrible blow to capitalism. It's a ghost town made more haunting by the upbeat music blaring over the PA system. Any stores that do remain are clearing out the last of their stock.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is how the American Dream dies:



This reminds me of that scene in Terminator 2 just before the nuke drops and the playground is reduced to ash. You can almost make out the specters still riding with smiles on their faces and quarters in their pockets.



I've always been curious as to why there is Braille on drive-thru ATMs, but this is simply inconceivable.



The place is so strapped for cash that even the fountain is penniless.



Cue tumbleweed.



Damn! Where am I gonna get my New York slice now!?



Not even Macy's can escape the maw of financial instability.



The last time I was here, this was an arcade. You can still see the "win prizes" sign on the wall. I guess it was converted into a... puppet theater? Whatever.



Oh, thank the Lord! I can still smell pretty!



Is a food court with no food still a food court?



Wait... yes, there's still some food left. In fact, I spy a new vendor open for business! Aren't the opportunities available in this country fantastic!?



No, lady! Don't head towards the light!



Former book store, now a bookend.



The windows are covered because they're having a rave inside. Totally.



Champs. Now isn't that ironic?



Here's GameStop, but no one gives a shit.



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Circuitbomb's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 18:31
Circuitbomb
I've seen this sort of thing before, a mall near my home is bleeding and has been downhill for a number of years, I can remember a time past when it's corridors and courts were full of people.

I want to know who the heck took my wish pennies in the fountains...
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 18:33
garison
What a depressing place. :(
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 18:35
HydroTonix
Wow.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 18:36
Krow
I'm now dead inside.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 18:55
pendelton21
Happened to the mall I used to go to as a kid. It's kinda depressing to see this rotting shell of capitalism...
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 19:08
Chocobo Knight
Yeah, there was a great mall near my house that used to have an indie game store that let you rent out time to try out some games. As great as that was, there was also a great bookstore with all kinds of geeky roleplay books. Now it's a Max Slacks emporium. T_T
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 19:20
Caffeine Knight
Interesting, very interesting.

Also, it could be said that this mall represents the state of America right now. Thank you Obama.

Side note :: I voted for Obama.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 19:21
Monodi
El Con at Tucson AZ was as dead as this. its so creepy when it becomes abandoned like that, it feels like a special place on your heart got demolished forever. At least Park Place is still cool with me... but El Con has an In-N-Out outside so...
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 19:43
Krow
@Monodi

Uh, holy shit. I used to go there back when I lived in Tucson.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 19:48
RonBurgandy2010
The one in my town sucks but it's got American Eagle and Aeropostle, so it's not dying anytime soon.




I do miss the cheap ass theater though.
JohnnyViral's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 19:53
JohnnyViral
That is one of the most depressing things I have seen in a long time.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 20:08
DF
I agree with JohnnyViral, this is just heartrending. ._.

The Lafayette Square Mall some distance from me is bleeding profusely, and it won't be very long until it looks like this too.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 20:22
nintendoll
I live in north Jersey, where there is a mall about 20 minutes in any direction.

While places haven't exactly been going out of business, the malls have lost their personality. Both malls close to me have closed their arcades, and all the malls in the area primarily have large chain stores. Smaller businesses just can't compete these days.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 20:57
Joanna Mueller
It does look eerie. Cue zombie apocalypse.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 20:58
DF
@Zodiac: Or the Blues Brothers leading a police chase through it. =P
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 21:04
Jack Maverick
I live in South Dakota and the closest mall near me is an hour away. Last time I checked, they were actually making plans on expanding the interior, making room for other food places in the court. The arcade, while pretty small, still has some arcade stuff in there. It mostly consists of light gun shooters and racers. I still stop by there once a month or so.

Mine seems to show no signs of stopping, at least not now. After seeing how dead your mall is, I hope I don't end up seeing so much depression in one place anytime soon.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 22:24
Monodi
@Bwark-Kupo

It got downhill since some years ago even before the credit crunch. There were only some second hand shops open and a couple of department stores. It was the place were i tried my very first Icee. Holy. Shit.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 22:24
Brian Szabelski
Are you sure this isn't the setting for Dead Rising?
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 22:36
fetusmilk
even the zombies are out looking for work instead of mauling people at the mall.
MPHtails's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2009 02:26
MPHtails
Man, our mall is falling, but it's still pretty popular of a place. These pics right here, though, are just creepy. I remember being in the mall after closing due to the movie theater in it, and man, when there's no one in that big of a place but you it's the craziest feeling in the world. It's not so much scary as it is just lonely. That pic with the one solitary lady was just sad.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2009 09:17
Y0j1mb0
Maybe its my age but I hate malls. Too much hassle getting in and out quickly. The malls in my neck of the woods aren't that desolate.
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2009 09:36
zombiekiller13
Taking a cue from Nihontiger, you should grab a bunch of your friends and make a Mega 64-esque Dead Rising video.

That said...

I live near one of the largest malls in the country, the King of Prussia mall. Place is crazy-busy every friggin' day...which is lovely when I'm trying to get home and have to fight traffic as soon as I hit the area.

It used to be much smaller and, in my opinion, better. They had a decent arcade and not as many teeny-bopper stores. Friggin' place even has a Gamestop on the first and second levels, practically on top of each other. You'd think one of them would close...but no. Apparently there's such a demand for games in the area that 2 are required.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2009 10:17
fetusmilk
im with jimb0. i can find the same items i want but NOT in a mall. even if i ever goto a mall, its goto the entrance closest to the store i want so i can go in and out as fast as possible. kinda like sex.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2009 11:45
Char Aznable
A very poignant look at an aging relic in American society. I particularly liked the Terminator reference, and I got the same feeling.

The mall near my town is on its last legs as well, but is WAY shittier than this one. The only thing left in there is a Fashion Bug clothing store for women.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2009 21:36
BluDesign
@CaffineKnight

You can thank the irresponsibility of every American with a credit card, oil companies, a shitload of bad loans made by irresponsible lenders to bad debtors, and countless other unnecessary extravagances this country made in the last 10 years.

Recessions are cyclical anyway. I'll see you cats in 20 years when the economy tanks again.

Or maybe we'll get lucky and it'll happen in a decade. Whatever.

Best advice, plan for long term instead of short term.
Mikular's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2009 09:56
Mikular
In Scotland, there's barely any malls per se, so fortunately I am spared this kind of heartbreak.
Tascar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 11:21
Tascar
I really liked this post. Sorry for taking so long and still not rebutting back to your post megaStryke. I have been ridiculously busy this week with graduation, finals, and tons of weddings to attend.
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