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The Illusion of Mercenaries 2
mcbennet | 8:15 AM on 09.10.2008 20 comments



Thank you for your $65...idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well I'm about 36% in this game and I really haven't been playing it that much. Between a few sessions of online co-op and some offline play, I've managed to reach the cuff of this game's half-way point...WTF?

I think we can all conclude that this game isn't truly a next-gen app. Fair enough. It's still wicked fun despite glitches and PS2 physics, but what the fuck is up with the depth of this game? Aside from challenge/betting games (which, IMO, are pretty boring), all you can really do is make sure you bomb all the targets, kill or capture all the HVT's, find the hidden red boxes and unlock all landing zones. Come on, that's lame..there's no way that is gonna be enough meat to satisfy a gamer that lusts for the sandbox.

Not only that, but the map of Venezuela is sooo deceiving!!! It seems large, and I know the first Mercenaries had two average sized maps separated as "hemispheres", but it was chock-full of residential or industrial areas.

75% of the Mercs 2 map is all hilly landscape dotted with ferns and palm trees, with an occasional broken down shack. This game's world map is like a shitty bologna..a little taste, all filler. The scale of it doesn't really impress me when all I'm doing is flying over it or speeding through it.

Starting to get let down, 2 weeks in to this game. I still dig it..but I should've waited on snatching this up.



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BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 08:51
BlindsideDork
Play more of the game.
There is A LOT MORE to do besides destroy buildings and HVT.

Pick a faction, and at each faction HQ they give you a mission to unlock a new HQ, which has a mission (and shop) for a new HQ. Eventually you will run out and the main HQ of that faction has a mission that progresses the story.

You start off with 3 factions, UP, VZ, Pirates/Jamacans. You can do all their stuff or mix and choose or what not. And eventually you move on to the new factions like UN and People's Republic/Chinese.

The map gets a LOT bigger. It is really big.

I am mostly done (past 50% for sure) and my current faction is People's Republic/Chinese and I have to DESTROY a bridge leading to the UP HQ, destroy the UP sky scraper, and destroy UP supply depot. Big epic mission is epic. It is challenging solo play, darn you partner for leaving me!

But yeah, play more, you get MOAR factions, MOAR weapons, MOAR vehicles, MOAR land, and most importantly MOAR bigger explosions. Seriously, wait till you get the Fuel-Air RPG and you will be in LOVE!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 08:56
tazarthayoot
The game sucks hardcore in singleplayer but it is one of the most fun, and stable, multiplayer experiences I have ever played.
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 09:33
Fana7ic
Im so fucking hungry, thanks for reminding me of that.
mcbennet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 09:33
mcbennet
blindside:

i don't doubt that the missions and gameplay gradually get better and better..i'm just worried that once i've done all the contracts and collected most of what's out there, i'm left with a large, barely populated map of dumb npc's...just like the first one.

in the first mercs, when it was all said and done, i'd just jump around looking for those spawn points where tiny skirmishes would break out, so i'd have some shit to blow up..it got old real fast.



tazar:

i was playing it single player last night and this morning and i find it to be just as enjoyable as the first mercs..though with a buddy, it really is 2x the fun. smooth as a baby's ass too, i'll agree.
DraculaDillenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 09:41
DraculaDillenger
While the story is shallow, the bugs are frequent and the voice work is repetitive, the mayhem is exhilarating and somehow, that makes up for the myriad flaws.
It's difficult to explain, because I want to hate the game, but the sheer joy derived from blowing shit up is enough to keep me playing.

That and spending time with Stormare.
mcbennet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 09:49
mcbennet
i really wish the AI was better for the guys you can roll with. like, when you honk the horn and dudes pile in to your jeep or whatever..it's just lame. if only it could be more like "freedom fighters" or something. they're so fucking dumb that within a minute into getting out of the vehicle, they die.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 09:53
BlindsideDork
Hmmm, find an enemy base and stroll up in it. Don't kill the guy swho call for backup?
Mogg's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 10:10
Mogg
I found the game opened up some in the second half.

I've beat the main story once. I loved the game. Sure its a bit repetitive, but most sand box games are. Did you play crackdown? that game had one mission type.

As you get farther in the game more and stronger enemies appear and you get access to better weapons and bombs.

I reviewed it and gave it an 8/10. Its mindless, but a ton a fun.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 10:10
TheDreadHawk
I love blowing stuff up.

'Nuff said.
D-Nez's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 10:25
D-Nez
Yeah, the gane can be fun but I can't say its $64.38 worth of fun.

I think the original handeled contracts better with the deck of 52. Each of the 52 had a little blurb about them and you had to actually explore Korea to discover their locations. Mercs 2 not so much. Each HVT is interchangable with the next, their locations are plotted out on the map and even the HVT encounters are interchangable since they are all set up exactly the same.

I don't understand some of that changes to the mercs formula. Like why can't I move while having an airstrike beacon equiped like I could in the original? It baffles me. The AI they didn't even bother with. However, the AI has been "upgraded" to see through wall and other objects so stealth isn't an option. And why the hell does eveyone in Velenzuela speak English? In Mercs 1 Koreans spoke Korean - Russians spoke Russian or at least something that sounded close enough to fool me. The dialog in Mercs 1 could have been gibberish but it wasn't in English so it didn't get as annoying hearing the same lines over, and over, an over, and over.

I think Pandemic is talented dev but you wouldn't know it from this game. It seems like they dialed this one in. Mercs was on of my top 5 games last gen. It was a great game that deserved a better sequel.

Despite that I think the game will sell well and Pandemic/EA will use the argument that it sold a million copies so obviously most folks didn't find issue with it or some other half-baked argument like that.

Oh well..you fooled me once Pandemic.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 10:38
Kryptinite
for 20 bucks, THIS GAME IS FUCKING AWESOME!!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 11:33
king3vbo
The game is really fun, but not very good. And that's ok, I'm enjoying it.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 15:12
Eschatos
I really don't want to play my copy any more until they patch the game.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 15:59
Kyousuke Nanbu
I traded mine for Soul Calibur IV after a week, yea the map gets bigger but there's not much there other than HVT's and buildings, hell if you did just the story missions, you could finish the game in like 5 hours, the repetitive phrases everyone spews doesn't help either and I haven't even gotten into the numerous bugs and glitches this game has.

Very dissapointed.
mcbennet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 16:33
mcbennet
lol i was playing it earlier and, in a UP scout copter i came across a giant red shipping crate that was floating in limbo, in the air. i nudged it with the nose of my copter and it fell from place, plummeted to the ground and rolled to a stand still...

horribly glitch ridden game..but i kind of appreciate it. NES-esque feelings of nostalgia.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2008 01:19
Kyousuke Nanbu
I fought an entire group of enemies that where all floating in mid-air, I couldn't even get the money and bombs they had since they where on some invisible platform.
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2008 01:23
Zen Albatross
DRAW DISTANCES.

That is all.
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2008 01:25
Zen Albatross
See also: broken physics, glitches, shitty graphics and carbon-copy character plots.

Fuck this game.

Fuck it.
D-Nez's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/11/2008 11:13
D-Nez
Mercs 2 makes me a sad panda
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