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So I keep seeing occasional tidbits of information regarding this Nova Crystalisis Faggulosis compilation that $queenix is going to crank out. FFXIII is going multi-plat, Versus isn't, Agito is for cell and psp, blah blah fucking blah.
Hey man I mean I own a lot of FF games. I'm not that much of a fanboy, though. I like them for what they are, but I won't buy a DS just to get these fucking blockhead remakes they're making for them. I won't buy useless merchandise and I surely won't cream my shorts in anticipation of this fucking stupid new grip of games that all have the "Final Fantasy XIII" logo stamped on them. Load of horse shit. Truth of the matter is, it's a dead fucking franchise. How many times are you going to make the same fucking story. A Final Fantasy revolves around a few things: Summons, summoners, magic, good eradicating evil, rinse, repeat. I saw some stupid imagery out of that stupid private party these Japanese idiots held for their upcoming lineup of cash cows...FFXIII's carbuncle is like a fucking bird-dog thing. Shiva is a motorcycle transformer...so dumb! Am I going to buy this game? More than likely, but here's the point I'm trying to stress. I may be contradicting myself, but I mean to state that I have a love-hate relationship with this fucking franchise, and Square-Enix itself. In the early and late 90's, I considered Square top of the line. Things still felt relatively fresh, there were more ideas to harness, to work with..now...just..ugh. I don't give a fuck about Kingdom Hearts. I don't like Tetsuya Nomura like that. The World Ends With You looks like one of the biggest loads of horse shit since the day after the Kentucky Derby. His imagination has been reduced to the flow of thick molasses, and the only decent shit he bangs out is when he's contracted to work up some shit for the only important title $queenix and fans really care about - the next final fantasy. Fuck, half the shit you see in an FF game isn't Nomura's anyway...lots of team contributions going on. That guy takes so much credit for a group effort. Ball muncher. After the pathetic attempt at the "Final Fantasy VII 10th year Anniversary Compilation", I realized my beloved RPG producer had fallen down into an abyssal crevice and plunged in to a vast sea of diarrhea complete with corn and red pepper peels. 
The only thing Japan has done right in the last 4-5 years. Advent Children was an exercise in extremes of faggotry. Dirge looked so bad I ignored it completely. Crisis Core I bought, regretted it, and realized how much I hate elements of Japanese pop culture and Tetsuya Nomura's character design. In fact, after I hacked my psp I forgot about the game completely. I've been playing PS1 and SNES games ever since. Good shit. Shit like Chrono Trigger. FFIV. You know. GOOD. SHIT. What's to look foward to, when it comes to FFXIII and all the nuggets of shit to tumble foward, following its release? You KNOW already!!! A rehashed story! Archetypal characters who may be hermaphrodites! 200 hours of your fucking human life, wasted on something you've played 5 times already! GROUND HOG DAYYYYY!!!!!!!!! I don't care if Versus is PS3-only! The main character looks like Sephiroth finally got a chance to slip it in Clouds butt, and a baby was produced..stupid blue haired fuck. ANOTHER BLUE HAIRED ANIME DUDE YESSSSS! OMFG HEARTS AND SHIT. Agito! TAROT CARDS! SHIT, ARE WE ALL HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS!??!? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! God fucking DAMNIT. I want an amazing next-gen RPG to come out. I wish Lost Odyssey was for PS3...it's probably cliche as hell but it looked damn cool. The style was great. (Takehiko Inoue, who did the manga "Vagabond") I want some darker, more mature shit. $queenix will fail those who desire change. They will deliver fan service to otaku and all the others who don't have a solid head on their shoulders. Myself, the only reason I hold a tiny sliver of hope for FFXIII (the main game, not the gimmicky side story filler bullshit) is because I have too many fond memories of Square circa 92-2001. Those days are over I fear, and I won't change my mind about any of this shit until I read some unbiased impressions of the Japanese version. Until then, fluff your genitals to gravity defying hair and pics of jamie lee curtis. MMMM N MM M MM N MM MM SUGOIIIIII NEEEE!!?!?!!? 
Kuwabara...Kuwabara... PS: Here's a link to some stupid bullshit about the $queenix private party, if you don't believe me.. http://www.gpara.com/pickupnews/news/080802_sqex/
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And you should buy a ds for the FF IV remake.
Also, too long; didn't read
GTFO cat boy
Comments = ROFL
"says the douche with th anime gif lOLZ AND SHIT" says the man with the anime-style cat. But it made me rofl.
Lol, oh man I love D-Toid.
^ Haha.
survey also says you have trouble reading books because of self-induced ADD.
after that, i am done with them forever.
You yourself likes/hates Square "I may be contradicting myself, but I mean to state that I have a love-hate relationship with this fucking franchise, and Square-Enix itself."
You should try and respect other people's opinions. More people would respect yours if you had any kind of substance behind them, besides saying a game LOOKs like shit. I can understand you not liking a game, but you give no reasons. You're just like "this game is meh. But this other one is the tits. Blah"
You come off like a raving lunatic of a fanboy. That is all.
Fuck me.
Literally? Wouldn't that burn or something?
Sorry man. You did this to yourself.
It's craaaaaaazy.
WHEN WHITEBOY CALLS YOU A TROLL, IT IS TIME TO LEAVE
..xenogears, favorite rpg if not game of all time though. how's that for contradiction!
nah that's something old i never finished, using a wacom. where's your art, i'd like to see it? please share. your opinion is a pretty shitty one but i'll take it..it's not that constructive though. why do you think a 15 year old did it? i'm in my mid 20's. if you're expecting something deep, or some sort of "abstract" or "multi-tiered" fine art work..don't. i make comic books..a medium which never really took itself that seriously..or at least, shouldnt.
anyway, that kind of shit isn't bad, don't get me wrong..not visually at least. i study the greats like jim lee and john romita jr, but i could care less about the characters they draw.
your opinion isn't really that valuable to me because it sounds like you have a really narrow perspective on comic art and art in general, but i respect the mosquito bites between your legs you call a ballsack. i will continue to draw and hone my skills not just for myself, but for ignorant if not jealous individuals like yourself.