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#1 reason why destructoid is superior to kotaku (once more because of underscore)
mcbennet | 12:58 AM on 01.10.2008 25 comments


no brian ashcraft. and that is percisely why i have joined.

see now, i had a falling out with the fool. i was trying to defend my stance on Bionic
Commando's art direction for the upcoming 360/ps3 game. not every one is a fan of what
they've dubbed the "hot dog" arm, and well, we're all entitled to our opinion, but i felt the
need to offer a different perspective on the topic.

i tried to explain to the majority of the people posting that Spencer's dreadlocks and bright
orange bionic arm had purpose and intent. naturally, they got offended and the whole
thread turned into a gamefaqs-esque flame attack concentrated towards me. i was going
fucking berserk, not necessarily going on the defense, but rather, trying to force an
alternative way of thinking concerning the subject at hand. no one wanted to hear my
rants, dubbed "elitist babble" and i was inevitably banned by bashcraft on the grounds of
"trying to make the thread in to a personal rant." not the case..

i'm very thankful for our right to blog, here on destructoid. no one has to read what i'm
saying, but if you are, thank you. i feel we're all entitled to freedom of expression, and
fuck, if i'm not allowed to respond to the myriad amount of shitheads running amok on
kotaku's sorry excuse for a gaming blog, this must be the only other place.

you guys probably don't want to hear why i think the Bionic Commando's character design
is near-flawless, so i won't get in to it. if you want to hear my reasons why, please ask or
something. maybe i'll dedicate a future post to the upcoming game or some shit. in any
case, cheers for no more ashcraft and his half-assed attempts at trying to be a legitimate
game journalist. i'm going to finish this beer and turn on a game.




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Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 01:19
Yashoki
I'm only commenting to boost my raaaaaaaaank D:

Welcome to Dtoid and thanks for not sucking.
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 01:22
Gantz
Ever since this whole "Hot Dog Arm" started i haven't been able to see the resemblance they seem to have etched into their skulls. they're just a sythetic take on human muscles.

however apparently what they hate is the glaring orange color of them.
zaqu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 01:22
zaqu
damn you yash and your zero comment but interesting take on bionic commando also welcome to dtoid, dont take candy from workman
mcbennet's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 01:23
mcbennet
hahah thanks i guess? :P
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 01:25
Brian Szabelski
Welcome to Dtoid. Don't suck! :)
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 01:26
Variable Gear
You can't convince me. The art design is typical western bullshit, and therefore I hate it.
mcbennet's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 01:28
mcbennet
i could try to convince you variable gear, but the question is, would you listen to me? =/..starting to think that's a "no".
mcbennet's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 01:28
mcbennet
i could try to convince you variable gear, but the question is, would you listen to me? =/..starting to think that's a "no".
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 01:30
Jim Sterling
Welcome to Dtoid, and I would like to read a future blog on the defense of the hot dog arm.
mcbennet's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 01:34
mcbennet
thanks jim, i'll definitely do it..i squeal about Bionic Commando like some fanboys would about spiderman or x-men. nothing wrong with feeling strongly about something that resonates with you.
assbees's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 01:47
assbees
I feel strongly that my hot-dog is the size of an arm.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 02:07
Variable Gear
@ mcbennet:

I'll listen, for sure, as long as your position is well-argued.
gingerbreadben's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 02:19
gingerbreadben
I agree. Kotaku isn't all that great.

Nice blog btw :D
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 02:37
Red TheHaze Veron
dayumm, i wanna see those hotdogs in some buns.

uhh. I dont know what I just said but, welcome to BRIAN CRECENTE"S HAIR PALACE!!!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 02:41
Sharpless
I've never had a serious problem with anything I've seen of Bionic Commando. I also used to frequent Kotaku. Discovered Destructoid through them, then I got bored with Kotaku and came here.

Welcome aboard.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 03:43
Knivy
I'm drunk and i'll just say i love dtoid, BEST SITE EVER!!!

11/10
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 04:31
vexed alex
Destructoid likes to have fun and actually is a community. That's what sets it apart from the rest of those other blogs....And now I feel like a car insurance ad. Regardless! Destructoid is the beez neez.


Don't forget. Join us on Friday Night Fights. Play with the editors and the rest of the D'toid members.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 06:42
Jonathan Holmes
I would also read a hot dog arm defense.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 07:11
GuitarAtomik
Though I don't think the BC character design is flawless, I do like it. If they just changed the color of the tubes to blue or something, they wouldn't look like hot dogs and I understand the reason for the dreads (though if you're going to go with dreads, why not just make him black?).

But yyeah, Kotaku is a little bit (actually a lot a bit) ban happy. That's why I don't comment there so much.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 08:18
BigPopaGamer
Hot dog arm...man when you read this shit early in the morning, it can be taken all out of context.

Welcome to Dtoid, don't suck, also cocks, your mom's a whore etc etc.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 08:54
blehman
Protip: Spellcheck and punctuation rock!

Hot dog arm, hmmm? I kinda want to see your defense of it. It'd make for a fun read at least.

Welcome! Keep your back to the wall here at all times, lest you get snuck up on.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 08:59
atheistium
welcome to destructoid :-D Down with kotaku ;-D
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2008 11:30
Namelessted
welcome to dtoid. you can say whatever the fuck that you want here regardless of whether Brian Ashcraft agrees with that opinion or not.
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