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Hi, my name is Maxwell.
I love the following things: football, football(yes I did type it twice. football is not called soccer), games, spicy food, noodles, and wearing sunglasses.

The games that are on top of my list are: Metal Gear Solid (all four are great), the first two Syphon Filter, Pro Evo Soccer, Final Fantasy (9 in particulair), Gran Turismo, Forza 2, king of fighters 98, Star Fox, Spyro(yes the dragon), Resident Evil, Phoenix Wright, and many more.

At the moment I can't play games that are not shoot 'm up. I don't know why this is but these are the only games that excite me at the moment. Games like: Ikaruga, Mars Matrix, DoDonPachi, Thunder Force, and R-Type.

the games im playing now: ikaruga, FF V, maken x (jap), dodonpachi.
I own alot of consoles: sega dreamcast, megadrive, saturn, ps2, ps1, snes, nes, n64, and a arcade machine.

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6.5 better games to play than spend your time on Eternity's Child.
maxio098ui | 8:11 PM on 08.01.2008 25 comments



So now that the game is out, I can bitch about it. But im not gonna do that. I'm going to be functional for a change. What im going to do, is im going to show you 5 better games than EC but still in the same genre. You might say, “too soon” or “leave Luc Bernard alone” then I will say: “don't care” and “no”. And ill say it I dont like the artwork. The games ill show you are what luc tried but then done well. Now maybe you would say; but these games had money!! well see that is not the point of this post. I am taking these games as a game and nothing more. As a package and that is all. Also these games are not in any set sequence. So no ranking here.

1.Heart of Darkness


Some of you might remember this game. I loved this game in 1998. and what is there not to love? It has good artwork it has good gameplay and its crazy.

In the game you play a kid that is afraid of the dark. While watching an eclipse his dog disappears. So he jumps in his spaceship and crashes in the darklands.In the game you fight shadows and jump platforms. This is one of my favorite games on ps1. And it is a better game than EC so if you have the time for EC rather spend it on this game. Or spend it on:

2.Oddworld: Abe's Oddysey


Now I know you have atleast heard of this game. It is so much fun aswell. Its pretty much one big puzzle. And it is pretty hard. When I was 9 and I played this for the first time, I failed miserably. Couldnt even get past the 1st monster. But I still loved the game, because even then I thought the game was funny. So I popped it into my ps2 last week and I got much further than I did 9 years ago and it is a very good game.

The point of the game is that you are a slave to a pretty much better race. What you have to do Is get your racemates out of this slavery. And its fun. You can speak to your friends and fart but also you can use GameSpeak, possession, activation or deactivation of mines or levers, and rocks, grenades, or meat chunks that can be picked up and used in a variety of situations. Did a particulair word strike you as amazing? I bet if one did it was “possession” yes you can posess the enemys and turn them against eachother. That there is just sweet gravy ontop of the already great package. and with all these tools you have to solve this giant puzzle.
If you dont care about sequels or prequels and that kind of stuff. Maybe the sequel Is a good place to start.

2.5, Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus


As you can imagine this game is similar to oddysey. But that is a good thing. It is a game that takes something that is not broken and it keeps it the way it is and it works. Now you have tiny tweaks that help the game anyway they can. The AI is a tad smarter, and all the original dynamics are kept persevered. But it is now expanded. You can posess more that one kind of enemy. And its oh so great. Please if you have not played any of these two games. Play one now! use that time you were gonna use on EC and spend it on this. Even if you torrent it, I dont care! ( I do not endorse piracy and you will burn in hell if you pirate this game. But it is the only way to keep it cheaper than EC)
the artwork is genius and the story is good. If you are up for something newer than you are weird but id be a better host if i'd cater to more guests.

3.N, N+


In N, the player controls a ninja who runs and jumps around levels, picks up gold, opens and closes doors through switches, and avoids enemies in an attempt to trigger a switch which opens an exit door, and get to it safely. Gameplay involves three keys—moving left, moving right, and jumping — combinations of these moves on various types of terrain allow the ninja to do much more than simply run and jump, such as jumping from wall to wall and onto platforms.

That there was straight from wiki but that is the game and if you dont know this game run and die on the way. This is a game that does it right. Sure there isnt really an artwork. But its all about the gameplay and it works. It works so well even that it is gonna be retailed. Called N+. and I cant wait till it comes out on ds. Really this is so much better than EC that if you have 1 hour to play EC. Id rather you play this for 10 minutes. Its that much better.
If you dont like sellouts then take a look at this game.

4.Cave Story

this game is FREEWAREEEEEE. And it is classic. And that is why it is great. It has life capsules like old school games there are different weapons similair to metroid. Its a long game. Runs about 4 to 6 hours. And did I mention how it's free. So even if you think im full of shit atleast download this game and play it from time to time. LINK TO FREE GAME
there is also a patch to patch it from jap to english. link to language patch
also there is another freeware game that is better and has multiplayer, also it has mr destructoid in it.



5. AMMO

tadaa the game that contains mr destructoid and is better. Put your time in this when there are ppl in the server do it tonight even. Its a fun game. And is made by a REAL community member.

6, SUPER MARIO 3


just play this instead. Its better than EC and you probably already have it.


If you made it this far. Good!! dont play EC and use your time for something fun.

or read some good blogs. like:
this one or this one



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Ludwig Von Robotnick's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 20:22
Ludwig Von Robotnick
Damn, when you put up Cave Story next to EC it's a no competition.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 20:25
vexed alex
...This is 2 of 1,000,000 future Luc Bernard posts, isn't it?
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 20:26
maxio098ui
ive found it pretty quiet in the cblogs about this
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 20:28
Skribble
I actually just downloaded abes odyssey and exodus (purely because I can find nowhere to buy them) and started playing them again. Those games are so much fucking fun.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 20:29
Kyousuke Nanbu
I like pie.
SunTzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 20:35
SunTzu
(The image you used for Super Mario 3 was an advert for the show.)

Great article, and I agree completely that Eternity's Child is a major let down. I've played THOUSANDS of Indie games, and most were better games than Mr. Bernard's "Artsy-Fartsey-Abortion."
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 20:37
Brian Szabelski
Super Mario 3 = greatest game ever made.
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 20:40
maxio098ui
@suntzu: i know but i liked this cover alot:)
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 20:51
vexed alex
Nihon

Super Mario World > Super Mario 3.

:D
Zulu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 21:42
Zulu
@Vexed Alex

pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 23:12
pendelton21
Luc Benson is one of the best/worst things that has ever happened to this website.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 01:54
MATTFOO
I like art. Im going to try it.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 01:55
Bob Muir
This is a great list of indie, obscure, and cult games that should be played. Except for SMB3, which is good enough to belong on any list of awesome stuff, regardless of topic.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 03:32
Justice
Have you even played Eternity's Child maxio?
Requeim's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 03:33
Requeim
OMG HEART OF DARKNESS, that game is so awesome. If you guys haven't played it, you really should.

It isn't a very long game, but it will take you some time on the first runthrough without a guide :P
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 04:25
MrSadistic
Zero Population Count
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 04:38
dephect
Chicken pot pie.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 04:52
nintendoll
I will take this cblog seriously when you learn how to write above an 8th grade level.

Seriously, if you want to write about good games that's fine, but fuck you for using a flamewar as springboard for your comment count.
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 05:08
maxio098ui
i dont care about dtoidscore, or comments, to hell with that. those things are trivial. i dont get a prize for it so i dont care about them. and you are right it is lower thatn 8th grade writing.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 06:03
Takeshi
I've said it once and I will say it again. Your banner rocks! I would gladly accept one...


I know, wishful thinking...
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 06:07
maxio098ui
thanks takeshi:)
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 06:36
Takeshi
Now who made it and does he/she accept cheques?
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/02/2008 11:16
Anus Mcphanus
I never like the Oddworld games but man Heart of Darkness takes me back :-)
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