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You're all noobs; GTFO. Or stay to become enlightened by all the Master has to offer.

Are you a nay-sayer of the Master's teachings? An Unbeliever? Blasphemer? Douchebag? Just read these satisfied pupils' unsolicited testimonials...

Do what that person said, he is wise. /\
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For the record, nobody.... and I repeat nobody, breaks in noobs to the forums like Masterledz. If he hasn't appeared with his ominous warning, you have to ask yourself if you've really joined Destructoid.
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There you have it folks; the Master has spoken.

Oh, and one other thing; I like semicolons.

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HAPPY DAYSBIRTH TO MASTER...C-C-C-COMBO CONTEST!
masterledz \| 11:44 PM on 06.18.2008	14 comments

On this day in history, our friends from across the pond burned the White House down, forever damning themselves to lives of substandard dental care.

In other far more important news, it is the date of my hatching.

I turned 20, oh so close to the mature, delinquent age of 21. It's like dry humping Jessica Alba. Almost there, but not quite.

So, in celebration, I am running a contest all in the name of Destuctoid winnage. The prize pig includes:

1x PS3 Nyko Blu Wave DVD Remote
5x Dtoid Stickers
1x Dtoid Iron-On Patches
>9000x Power Level

Here's what you have to do to win. The following is my original forum intro posted on Feb. 9, 2007 with missing, key information. Fill in the blanks with whatever lulz come to mind.

Hey, name's ______. I'm originally from ______ but I now ______ in ______. I'm ______ the ______ and ______ in ______. I am currently playing ______ and assorted ______ (mostly ______ and ______). Some of my favorite ______ are ______, ______, ______, ______ and ______. Alright, done being a ______ for now.

The most epic entry posted in this blog's comments will win the fruits of my loins. The contest ends Friday at 12 p.m. EST. The winner will be contacted via PM regarding their mailing address, time of shipping, pancake preference and personal banking information. Sorry you crazy foreigners, this contest is open to U.S. and Canadian mounties only.

Don't suck.

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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Happy Birth!

Snaileb

Happy Birthday Mr. lez

007

Shit, this might just take me a while... I'll give this contest a go when I'm not running on 4 hours of sleep because of Beautiful Katamari (damn, it's hard to please the king).

Also, happy birthdayzzz.

Snaileb

Damn I mean Ledz, unless you're into that sort of thing.

Darren Nakamura

I don't particularly care for the prizes (the stickers and patch I can buy myself for cheap), so I will just fill in the blanks as best as I can without looking at your forum post.

"Hey, name's MasterLedZ/Taylor Reeh. I'm originally from Brazil but I now live in the United States. I'm going to the University of Missouri and majoring in journalism."

I can't fill out the rest. How'd I do?

Also, happy daysbirth.

Justice

Happy birthday Ledz!

"I am currently playing with my penis and assorted dolls (mostly summer beach barbie and baby wee wee the toilet baby). Some of my favorite heroes are Oprah, Jon Bon Jovi, Action Man, King Leonidas and Legolas. Alright, done being a woman for now."

itemforty

Happy birthday Ledz!

Elitechief27

You know were are just going to treat that like a mad lib and use penis or poop for every line

Das Inchworm

happi boifdai

Kryptinite

Happy Birth!!!!

Hey, name's Master Ledz. I'm originally from Guatemala but I now fuck exclusively in San Francisco. I'm creaming the crop and stroking in harmony. I am currently playing grab ass and assorted ball grabbing games(mostly tug boat and reach around my thigh). Some of my favorite drinks are pina coladas, zima, wine coolers, breast milk and goats milk. Alright, done being a whinny bitch for now.

I love you man..no of what I replaced is true I hope.

king3vbo

Hey, name's Penis McCockchoke. I'm originally from Switzerland but I now practice my neutral-ness in ASIA. I'm screwing the drummer and bassist in Weezer. I am currently playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure and assorted candies (mostly Jolly Ranchers and Tootsie Rolls). Some of my favorite animes are Bible Black, Beat Angel Escalayer, Viper GTS, Body Transfer, and Discipline. Alright, done being a horny secret agent for now.

It saddens me that I can remember the name of 5 hentai OVAs off the top of my head

Jimmylegs84

Hey, name's Taylor Veiga Reeh. I'm originally from Rio de Janiero, Brazil,but I now live in room 208 Stafford in Columbia, Missouri.I'm attending the University of Missouri and majoring in broadcast journalism. I am currently playing Castle Crashers and assorted 360 games(mostly NCAA and Call of Duty). Some of my favorite pasttimes are napping, playing frisbee, being a ref, playing soccer and playing videogames. Alright, done being a wankerjist for now.

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