Wow. Words cannot describe what I'm feeling right now.
I'm at work and have my phone on silent, but it still vibrates when I get a text or voice mail. It vibrates, so I check and I have one new voicemail from number 0000000000. "Weird." I thought. So I check it and this women starts talking about how some people don't deserve what happened to them, and some people are sick and that the place smells of death. She states that people are probably going to have to die for them to achieve their goals. It sounds like she's talking about trying to find a cure or immunity for the Chimera infection. She then says that she can't do it alone, and that she needs your help. She finished with the quote "Please don't let me down. Go to Project Abraham, and help me."
FUCK. YES. for viral advertising. This is so awesome. I thought it was one of my friends playing a prank on me at first, but no. So. Friggin'. Cool.
I just received another call. This time the same woman was going on about how the experiments did horrible things to their subjects, and how she can't get the images out of her head. She also says something about how she saw who was up for the next injection and "She couldn't..." and then she stops. She then advises you to go and find Project Abraham again.
If these things keep showing up every week, I'm going to have to start buying new underwear.