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4:49 PM on 08.21.2012

Umm...apparently I have an Xbox 360 to add to my G3 raffle

Yesterday started out as probably the most depressing day I've had in a while. I had come down from the euphoria of completing the marathon, and I had finally realized one thing. I had not reached my goal by about 1/2.

That's not to say I wasn't grateful, god no. Ya'll don't know how much I was beating my chest when I found out every team mate on my squad had made their goal.

My issue was that I had only gotten half way there, and I had made a personal promise to only raffle off these codes if I hit it. Honestly, I really never expected not getting there. What really depressed me more was when I looked at the team scores. My team was in 3rd place. This really didn't sit well with me because I know the numbers events like this can pull in. I marathoned alongside Tactix when Dtoid raised $6000.

This is smaller, but I dunno, I was really dreading emailing developers like Mommy's Best and Sega and telling them I couldn't accept their games. I made a promise and my word is my bond (especially in events like this). I can't give anybody those codes. I simply can't.

I could however give all of my codes out. I promised that if I hit my goal I would do a Monday raffle.

So I took to twitter and made a little push to hopefully get somebody else. I asked Jim Sterling, I asked Chad Concelmo, I asked Jonathan Holmes for retweets. Still nothing though. Then a couple hours later, donations started coming in. Slowly, but the end game was I now sit at $838.28 now.

Then this happened.

See, when I was gathering up donations, I hit every contest I could find for a chance at offering up donation items. When @Xbox tweeted a MAX PAYNE 3 Console contest, I wrote THIS. My day went from one where I had only the things I could scavenge to give you to one where I could give you something I knew you wanted.

You guys donated, you guys helped and I don't want another Xbox. I want you to have one. Note: I realize this feels too good to be true, but I'm ecstatic about this. Like I sang yesterday on my drive home. Here I was feeling terrible for failing you all when I woke up. Now I'm on cloud freaking 9.

I still haven't made my goal of $1000 to raffle off the codes donated to me from some great developers, but as soon as I get confirmation that this Xbox is coming to me...I'm going to start drawing names from every donator.

Good people donated to help reduce the cost of care for sick children. Damn right I'm giving you all an Xbox.

Thanks to everyone who not only donated to me during G3, but that donated yesterday too. I love you people.

I honestly don't know how to segway after that, so here's a kitty.

Alright, mush stuff aside...I still don't want to tell Sophie Houlden that after I played her game live for hours (cause it was FUN), that I have to return all the codes. SO, call this a last push. Whatever, I want to give ya'll these.

I still have these to give out to everyone:

Game Type (Xbox Code) Generously donated by Mommyís Best Games
Serious Sam Double D (Steam Code X5) Generously donated by Mommyís Best Games
We are Cubes (Xbox Code X3) Generously donated by 1BK Games
Dark Scavenger (Desura Code X3) Generously donated by Psydra Games
The Magical Time Bean Collection (Bundle Code X2) Generously donated by Magical Time Bean
The Magical Time Bean Collection (Bundle Code + T-Shirt) Generously donated by Magical Time Bean
Pixel Blocked! (Xbox Code X3) Generously donated by Damni Games
Bub Block (Xbox Code) Generously donated by Roppy Chop Studios
Build ní Bump (Xbox Code) Generously donated by Roppy Chop Studios
Craftimals (Xbox Code) Generously donated by Roppy Chop Studios
Orbitron: Revolution (Xbox Code X3) Generously donated by Firebase Industries
Swift * Stitch (DRM Free Code X3) Generously donated by Sophie Houlden
Rose & Time (DRM Free Code X3) Generously donated by Sophie Houlden
Satazius (Steam Code X3) Generously donated by Nyu Media
The eXceed Collection (Steam Code X3) Generously donated by Nyu Media
Ether Vapor Remaster (DRM Free Code X3) Generously donated by Nyu Media
Kung Fu Strike (Steam Code X2) Generously donated by 7Sixty Games
Kung Fu Strike (Xbox Code X2) Generously donated by 7Sixty Games
Shinobi PS2 (PSN Code) Generously donated by Sega

Plus in a separate drawing, I'll put the Xbox 360 up when I find out for sure that this isn't a scam.

I'm so close, I can taste it and I want to give everything I can away.

My Donation Page   read

9:35 PM on 08.19.2012

A short thank you [Update Raffle Items giveaway]


Alright, now that I've had some time to think things through, I'm going to return all the codes for this event to their proper owners. That is all except for my game codes. These are all the codes that I personally own, and I think you all deserve them for being super people. If you win and feel you don't need a code for this, give it to a friend or something. It is yours.

ANYBODY THAT WANTS A PIECE OF THIS? well donate absolutely anything you want. I have too many of my own codes to hand out even right now. I'm headed home and will hand out the codes this evening so if you want some, come get some.

Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please! (Desura Code, Steam Code)
Braid (OnLive Code)
Trine (OnLive Code)
Osmos (OnLive Code)
Rig Ní Roll (Steam Code X3)
Space Rangers (Steam Code X3)
Theater of War 2: Africa 1943 (Steam Code X3)
Bar Oasis 2 (iOS Code X5)
Shinobi (PSN Code)
Reign: Conflicts of Nations (Steam Code X3)
Bundle: VVVVV, Crayon Physics Deluxe, Cogs, Hammerfight, And Yet It Moves (Desura Code X2, Steam Code)
Bundle: Trine, Shadowgrounds, Shadowgrounds Survivor (Desura Code, OnLive Code)
Bundle: Spacechem, TRAUMA, Frozen Synapse (Desura Code, OnLive Code)
Bundle: Braid, Osmos, Machinarium, Cortex Command, Revenge of the Titans (Desura Code X2)
Bundle: Aquaria, Lugaru HD, World of Goo, Penumbra Overture, Samorost 2, Gish (Steam Code)
Bundle: Spacechem, Fieldrunners, Bit.Trip Beat, Uplink (3 Humble Gift Codes)
Music Bundle: MC Frontalot, They Might Be Giants, Christopher Tin, Jonathan Coulton, Hitoshi Sakimoto (3 Humble Gift Codes)
Music Bundle: ETHER VAPOR Remaster + Fairy Bloom Freesia Original Soundtracks (Bandcamp Code)

It is about 9:25 PM as I sit down to write this. I woke up 2 hours ago, cleaned the house, ate and shook off some of the fatigue of this event. I still really need a shower. Right now though we sit at $608.28 raised for Children's Miracle Network and I want to thank you for that. Seriously.

Each member of my team made their respective goal. That's really pretty darn cool for me to think about. My team was at one point the #1 team in the event. Now we sit at #2, but that's mostly because one person on the other team netted 80% of their donations. Each of my teammates worked hard and got to their respective goals.

Unfortunately, I failed to reach my loftier goal of $500, but I did my best to try and reach it so I have no regrets. Through hardware failure and software failure, I did my best to play 24 hours of video games for charity.

Right now we are a few hundred short of the raffle goal and I don't really know what will happen there. I'll have to get in to contact with my donators and we'll see what happens. I seriously thought we'd make it so I haven't even thought about this moment.

Donations are still live, and I'll always ask for your donation. I'm a bit tired (24 hours of gaming does that) so this might be my shortest post on Destructoid since I joined many years ago. However, I want to thank you all for playing games with me and for donating.

I'll update this all tomorrow once my brain is recovered, but let's just end this on "I love you all so very very much."   read

9:53 AM on 08.18.2012

G3 donations total: $728.28 THANK YOU (and thanks Hugh!)

Update: It is about 9:25 PM as I sit down to write this. I woke up 2 hours ago, cleaned the house, ate and shook off some of the fatigue of this event. Right now we sit at $608.28 raised for Children's Miracle Network. I want to thank you for that. Seriously.

Each member of my team made their respective goal. That's really pretty darn cool for me to think about.

Unfortunately, I failed to reach my goal, but I did my best to try and reach it so I have no regrets. Right now we are a few hundred short of the raffle goal and I don't really know what will happen there. I'll have to get in to contact with my donators and we'll see what happens. I seriously thought we'd make it so I haven't even thought about this moment.

Donations are still live, and I'll always ask for your donation. I'm a bit tired (24 hours of gaming does that) so this might be my shortest post on Destructoid since I joined many years ago. However, I want to thank you all for playing games with me and for donating.

I'll update this all tomorrow once my brain is recovered, but let's just end this on I love you all.

Today, I ask that you donate to my cause. I am marathoning for 24 hours straight from 11AM EST to 11AM EST. I ask that you join me, that you have fun with me.

G3 is an event that Microsoft is holding together with the Children's Miracle Hospital system to raise donations for Children's Hospitals across the world. This is a very cool thing and I am doing what I know how to help. I have created a G3 page (check to see how far we've gotten) in the hopes that we as a community of gamers will raise a lot of money to help kids. I want to prove once again that gamers are awesome people and I will need your help.

I'd like to offer you all a prize for being awesome people and donating but I can't until I reach that goal. Oh what a prize I have in store for you. I have 85 codes to hand out to donators once we hit $1000 and we will hit $1000.

So I ask that you come keep me company while I marathon with you. Support me by telling your friends, your family and even your cat. I want to get kids the best health care possible and I hope you'll help me.

How to Donate:
Click on the link below:

Donate Here

Fill out all your information and the amount you want to donate. Even if you can only spare a dollar, I will gladly accept it and thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Next, make sure to check the little box that says Allow participant to see my e-mail address

This allows me to track who donated so I can enter you in to the raffle. You can choose to donate anonymously, but that means I won't know who you are and I can't enter you.

Donations are live now so please donate anything you can.

Game With Me:

Gamertag: manasteel88
PSN ID: manasteel88
Steam ID: manasteel88

I am not an online gamer in the slightest, so I am staying as far away from multiplayer PC games as I can. I'm sure it's easy to configure, I've just never done it. Consoles however are a bit easier for me so hit me up or even leave me a message at any of the IDs above. I'll answer any questions and I'll accept anybody's request to join my game.

You can find the entire team's schedule here:
and I do hope you'll find us out and game with us.

Watch Me:

Here is my complete schedule including when I go live on Twitch TV. Apparently Trey's internet is out so I'm going to be assuming his role on stream. We'll see what that means, but watch me perform my first live stream. I'm pretty nervous about it.

I won't be able to keep constant updates since I'll be so busy with the stream. Spread the message and hit me up if you want to game.

Schedule Subject to Change

I am taking over for TREY in the late schedule since his internet is borked. I'll be entertaining you longer on stream, but I won't have as much time to game with you personally. Sorry for this. Game on.

My Personal Page   read

12:56 AM on 08.16.2012

A Call to Arms for the Extra Life G3 Charity Event (Help Sick Kids)

Last year for Destructoid's Community G3 raffle, I worked extremely hard to get $500 raised for Children's Miracle Network Hospitals from this community and you guys pulled through like it wasn't any big thing. I scrambled and ran around like a chicken with my head cut off, but you guys still supported me. For 24 hours, I played for you and you helped me reach my goal. I've thanked you many, many times already, but thank you once again in case you forgot.

It has been almost a year and G3 is upon us again. This time, I had a chance to plan a bit and get support from game developers all around the world. On August 18th, I am going to marathon 24 hours for Children's Miracle Network hospitals to help sick kids get better health care. I want to reward you all for helping me out. To my count, I have over 50 games donated to me from some of the nicest devs in the business.

Game Type (Xbox Code) Generously donated by Mommyís Best Games
Serious Sam Double D (Steam Code X5) Generously donated by Mommyís Best Games
We are Cubes (Xbox Code X3) Generously donated by 1BK Games
Soulcaster I+II+Escape Goat (Bundle Code X2) Generously donated by Magical Time Bean
Soulcaster I+II+Escape Goat (Bundle Code + T-Shirt) Generously donated by Magical Time Bean
Pixel Blocked! (Xbox Code X3) Generously donated by Damni Games
Dark Scavenger (Desura Code X3) Generously donated by Psydra Games
Bub Block (Xbox Code) Generously donated by Roppy Chop Studios
Build ní Bump (Xbox Code) Generously donated by Roppy Chop Studios
Craftimals (Xbox Code) Generously donated by Roppy Chop Studios
Orbitron: Revolution (Xbox Code X3) Generously donated by Firebase Industries
Swift * Stitch (DRM Free Code X3) Generously donated by Sophie Houlden
Rose & Time (DRM Free Code X3) Generously donated by Sophie Houlden
Bar Oasis 2 (iOS Code X5) Generously donated by Corners Studio
Satazius (Steam Code X3) Generously donated by Nyu Media
The eXceed Collection (Steam Code X3) Generously donated by Nyu Media
Ether Vapor Remaster (DRM Free Code X3) Generously donated by Nyu Media
Kung Fu Strike (Steam Code X2) Generously donated by 7Sixty Games
Kung Fu Strike (Xbox Code X2) Generously donated by 7Sixty Games
Tales From Space: Mutant Blobs Attack (Steam Code X4) Generously donated by Drink Box Studios
Shinobi PS2 (PSN Code X2) Generously donated by Sega

I also have a stock pile from my own set that I have been dying to get rid of. These are the games I have donated myself out of my own collection from various charity bundles across the years:

Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please! (Desura Code, Steam Code)
Braid (OnLive Code)
Trine (OnLive Code)
Osmos (OnLive Code)
Rig Ní Roll (Steam Code X3)
Space Rangers (Steam Code X3)
Theater of War 2: Africa 1943 (Steam Code X3)
Reign: Conflicts of Nations (Steam Code X3)
Bundle: VVVVV, Crayon Physics Deluxe, Cogs, Hammerfight, And Yet It Moves (Desura Code X2, Steam Code)
Bundle: Trine, Shadowgrounds, Shadowgrounds Survivor (Desura Code, OnLive Code)
Bundle: Spacechem, TRAUMA, Frozen Synapse (Desura Code, OnLive Code)
Bundle: Braid, Osmos, Machinarium, Cortex Command, Revenge of the Titans (Desura Code X2)
Bundle: Aquaria, Lugaru HD, World of Goo, Penumbra Overture, Samorost 2, Gish (Steam Code)
Bundle: Spacechem, Fieldrunners, Bit.Trip Beat, Uplink (3 Humble Gift Codes)
Music Bundle: MC Frontalot, They Might Be Giants, Christopher Tin, Jonathan Coulton, Hitoshi Sakimoto (3 Humble Gift Codes)
Music Bundle: ETHER VAPOR Remaster + Fairy Bloom Freesia Original Soundtracks (Bandcamp Code)

The catch is that I can't give these codes away until I reach my team goal of $1000. This has always been my prerequisite because I want to reach my goal first and foremost. I want to prove how awesome we are to the developers that offered these games to us. After all of the support from you last year, I know for fact that I can do it.

How to Donate:
Click on the link below:

Donate Here

Fill out all your information and the amount you want to donate. Even if you can only spare a dollar, I will gladly accept it and thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Next, make sure to check the little box that says Allow participant to see my e-mail address

This allows me to track who donated so I can enter you in to the raffle. You can choose to donate anonymously, but that means I won't know who you are and I can't enter you.

Donations are live now so please donate anything you can.

When will the raffle be drawn?

After we reach the $1000 I'll draw the emails with a number randomizer website. I'm probably going to be asleep for most of Sunday. If we do hit the total early, I'm still going to wait til the entire event is over. I'm going to be using my laptop for a stream, I don't want to dare opening the files.

Sunday night will probably be when I get around to drawing names and Monday will be the announcement for the winners.

Am I really marathoning for 24 hours?

Yes. From 11AM EST Aug 18 to 11AM EST Aug 19, I will be playing some form of video game. This is serious to me.

I am also extending an invitation for you all to game along with me. I will be on a live stream for a good deal of this, but when I'm not, I will be playing multiplayer games that you can join on. Keep me company.

Game With Me

Gamertag: manasteel88
PSN ID: manasteel88
Steam ID: manasteel88

I am not an online gamer in the slightest, so I am staying as far away from multiplayer PC games as I can. I'm sure it's easy to configure, I've just never done it. Consoles however are a bit easier for me so hit me up or even leave me a message at any of the IDs above. I'll answer any questions and I'll accept anybody's request to join my game.

You can find the entire team's schedule here:
and I do hope you'll find us out and game with us.

Gears of War
11AM - 12PM EST

I figured my first true online game should be the first thing to kick this off. Everybody dust off your copy and come play an old classic.

12 PM- 1PM EST

I figured that this would be a nice break from lancing. Just so you know, DIBS on Dazzler. *He says as if somebody else actually wanted to play as her*

Halo: Reach

I suck at Halo, but it is one of the few games Brett and I share and since he's going to be going in to his 3rd hour with this, I figured I'd help him out by playing with him. Please note that I don't even know how to use the jetpack so if you want free kills come find me.

3PM - 10PM EST

I'm going to be on the stream for a long stretch of time. Please keep me company until I can get back to my consoles for some Mass Effect. I have never done one of these so I'm a bit nervous about being on for so long.

Mass Effect 3
10PM - 12AM EST

I've actually only ever played the Beta, so this will be something fresh. Let's raise some readiness together.

Virtua Fighter 5 Final Showdown
Xbox or PS3
12AM - 2AM EST

Sound off in the comments which version you want me to play. I can play both and want to have some fun with ranking up.

Mortal Kombat Vita

I just got this a few days ago and I know it's not the preferred version for hardcore MK fans, but I want to give my Vita a real test drive. Find me and we'll rip each others hearts out.


I have no idea how to even play Terraria. This will be with the group on stream so after they teach me how to use this, I'll try and add you to our game.

King of Fighters XIII



I have no idea if anybody will want to show up for this, but I bought the game to play with Elsa on her birthday and the thing took so long to install that I missed it. If anybody is awake that has a copy, let's go all Top Gun on the battlefield.

BlazBlue, Battle Fantasia, Dead or Alive 4

It'll be late by this point, so if you want to hit me up for any of these games please do. I'm really not going to be planning this one. Last time I tried to play Battle Fantasia during G3 nobody showed up so if you want to whoop my effeminate Harry Potter rip off. Come at me.

8AM - 11AM EST

This is the final stretch where I will be working REALLY hard to get the last of the donations. I figured 24 hours of marathon had to end in a complicated shmup, so Jamestown will rap this all up.

Thank you for your time in reading this. Please join me on stream and in game on Saturday. If you have any extra change please help out. My sad little donation jar from work needs all the help it can get (it has $5 in it so far)

This will be my first time appearing on a livestream in any form (and I'm doing it for HOURS), so please give me your support by hopping in the chat Saturday and wishing me luck. I need all the help I can get with this.


7:12 PM on 08.11.2012

Stuff...but more importantly, Charity

Wow, it's been a while. I'm not even sure if I remember how to do this...whatever this is. Brain Dump? Yeah, I think that's what it was.

It's been a long time coming for one of these. I've been busy at work, my kid is now fully aware that we should be busy playing with her instead of trying to get her to sleep, I type words on another site as well so that takes time to.

So doing these personal things really seems to take a back seat to things. Feels good to be able to release some writing that doesn't do anybody any good except me.

Anywho, blog...

I'm going to open up with charity first instead of burying it somewhere in the middle. The 24 hour gaming marathon known as G3 is running again this year on August 18th and it's not the same setup as last year. While the funds are all going to Children's Miracle Network, I have seen no confirmation that the funds will go to a hospital of choice this time. Odd choice.

Instead, I just get to support "local hospitals in the United States and Canada." That's still good to me and I still am focused on helping sick kids by raising as much money as I can. In case you don't remember, we as a community raised $500 for G3 last year. I wasn't completely prepared last time, however this time I'm a bit more focused and am going to work harder to get raffle items and donations. I'm actually going to be live streaming a part of this for the first time ever (since I learned how to do that last night). If anybody wants to hop on the stream and help me through talking and playing at the same time, that would be great.

Over the past year or so, I've accumulated a bunch of Humble Bundle items. I have about 30 game codes so far to hand out which is a bit of an improvement over the paltry 6 or so codes from last year. I've also gotten in contact with many publishers and will hopefully have more real news on that. Big props to Serious Sam Double D dev Mommy's Best Games for their donation by the way.

Anywho, I'll have a REAL post on this by Friday. Right now I'm just going to ask you to check out my page and donate any change you have to help some sick kids. If you could even take the time to spread the word, that would help a lot as well..

You can see the full writeup and details of the raffle here. Thanks. Now to other stuff.

I had a birthday a few weeks back. Not a big deal, but I bought myself a Vita. If you are wondering why, well I don't know either. The games weren't the reason. Even the promise of games really isn't here since I own the only good games on the system with my PSP.

Gravity Rush is kinda fun though. I guess. Has that same issue all Japan Studio early games have in that it's brilliant on many levels, yet it needs just a bit more time in development to be amazing.

Anywho, while I did have a fun birthday, I learned the real issue with reviewing games. See, in one week I received 3 review copies of games. THREE. This isn't a big deal for some and it's really a whiny complaint I know, but getting 3 games out in a timely manner is tough. Especially since I'm not writing other things during this period as I'm playing instead.

Now I'm sitting with two copies of 30+ hour JRPG's and I'm not touching one of these games until the other is finished. It's a lame complaint, but I now see why many reviewers enjoy games like Call of Duty. Here you have a quick campaign followed with hours of extra content you can play in better scenarios.

I guess I should be doing that instead of typing this, but it's brain dump time. Either way, I respect reviewers like Jim Sterling just a smidge more now.

I also wrote a review on Bellator: MMA Onslaught that seems to be drastically far from the curve. Like if I did a rating, it would be 7 or 8 or whatever on the scale. Game is at somewhere around 4 on metacritic. Nothing shakes your foundation like writing something positive of a game that people have ripped apart.

Opinions, that's why we have them right?

Real quick articles I've written that I like segment. I'm a shameless whore, you should know that by now. You don't have to read them though, I won't ask you that. Also apologies that this is actually longer than normal, but it's been a while.

Why do we need Final Fantasy VII HD? (Controversy!)
10 XBLIG Devs You Should Know Knutaf approved
Spotlight: No Name Losers (Obligatory H-Game post)
Future Diary: The Trial of the Father (an entire anime series broken down for my amusement)
You Don't Deserve Forgiveness (AKA Why Bison beats shonen villains)

Sorry again. Now for more words.

I was planning on getting a women in games article up, and almost completed one to the liking of other women, yet I stalled (IE gave up). Sex seems to be a hard thing for me to write. Everybody's preference is just that. You can easily write something stupid on something like this and it all starts at the talks of penis and vagina.

It's a natural thing, yet we have this unnatural predisposition to judge things purely on the physical. I wish I could just write something stupid and get this out, but no. Maybe I'll get a move on with this someday in the future.

I was reading HardcoreGaming101's write up on Operation Darkness and it raises a lot of points that I raised here on dtoid back when I was just a boy with a dream. That game was torn apart by people that didn't really get the game. This review is actually pretty well done, but ultimately flawed by one annoying element.

Monster closets. That's the term right? Monster closet? When monsters just appear out of nowhere once a goal is reached?

Well whatever, this game has it in droves. That's understandable in FPS's, but to have enemies magically appear out of nowhere is the exact opposite of "strategy." That's a big issue that they just skimmed over annoyingly.

The game isn't rosy, but for a pre-Valkyria Chronicles 3D strategy game? Pretty good.

The Olympics are going on and I just couldn't care less about watching them. I know that's horrible to say, and I really do feel bad about not supporting our athletes, but as a small business owner I can't justify this.

Did you know there are police officers with an explicit purpose of monitoring trademark infringement on businesses? Now you might think that's fine with businesses not allowed to run around and use the Olympic designs illicitly. Heck, I even think that should be ok.

However, to go in to businesses and request them to pull down signs that have the words "London" and "2012" is a bit crazy. Like a lot crazy. Saying that Olympic athletes can't advertise on social networking sites with their sponsors is nuts.

It's not right that people have to pay in to advertise their brands. The Olympics is supposed to be a prideful event where London citizens can celebrate the mountain of cash that they poured in to the event. It just seems the Olympics is turning to be a boost to big business in London that all others seem to pay for.

I do however read up on it indirectly with blogs and other media outlets. Good job Michael Phelps.

Also, what's up with our gray and black jackets? Is red, white and blue a bit too lame for our athletes to wear during the games?

I guess that's all I really have right now. I'm watching Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes and the Skrull Invasion just isn't all that good. I mean really. It's such a hard thing to do in a single season. An entire universe was built around this event and you can't replicate that in a season.

Ok, that's it right now. If you have any extra cash or time this week, come support me as I spend a full day of my life on August 18th playing video games for something important.


11:18 AM on 03.17.2012

RE: Big Bang Bust

This post is a direct response to the super awesome Stephanie K and her blog titled BIG BANG BUST. I just got a bit too wordy in the comments. Read hers first for any kind of clue as to what mine is kinda about. You can watch the episode here and judge it yourself. Tunnel Bear it if you are outside the country.

Big bang bust was a bad episode all around, that I had quite a few issues with. I'm just going to type this out at work and hopefully it all makes sense.

Firstly, this line here: "Raj suggests that the men partake in an forty-eight hour gaming marathon playing The Old Republic."

Technically they just played "star wars MMO." I find it more insulting that they had to explain what the Star Wars MMO was to a person like Sheldon Cooper who I would argue knows quite a bit about the game. This irked me because these people have hobbies that shouldn't need to be explained this half assed. That alone made this episode reallllly annoying to me. Anyway, on to your fine points.

I think the show has hit its pushback point. They set up a major plot twist as the finale to season 3 when Penny "slept" with Raj in Leonard's bed, and they've since been attempting to work around a lot of the issues the show creates. Penny's an alcoholic now, Amy's a stalker and Bernadette is now the strong female, without any alpha personality. I'd argue it's more character assassination than anything these past two seasons, but still I actually enjoy watching the show.

The ladies on the show are actually played to the ideal female for their gents. Penny is the hot girl a guy like Leonard could never get yet does. Amy is the girl Sheldon would date, because she essentially is Sheldon (note this has been changed recently to give Amy more personality quirks for better and worse). Bernadette is Howard's mom. Able to take care of Howard and boss him around whenever she wants.

These are the roles the women fulfill. When Bernadette went to the playdate, it was akin to somebody's over assertive mother coming in to see what her boy was doing all this time. It set up the fact that the lone guy just wanted a guy's weekend. I'd argue with the way that Bernadette played this out, she did exactly what a mom would do. Pew Pew Pew and all. The rest was just noise.

What was more insulting was the way they handled the Amy/Sheldon relationship at that moment. Amy was hurt by Sheldon's complete and utter disregard for her and when the show ended, she was never really satisfied. She never got what she wanted, she settled in to the submissive abused wife role which frankly irked me. This is a character that should be akin to Sheldon in terms of what she brings to the table. Sure she needs to be submissive to him as he's the bossy one of the 4 focal characters, but to be as dismissive to her feelings as he was was terribly played out. A simple phone call from Amy to his mother could have been one of many situations that would have fixed this in a jiffy. Instead, he was never wrong about being a selfish ass. That kinda annoyed me.

Also, about the whole nerd girl under representation. Big Bang Theory is all about 4 nerds and their girlfriends. That's what the pilot brought forward and that's the basic overlying theme running throughout. The show brought a girl on who was nerdy, cute, and funny earlier this season. However, that was played to counter Leonard's long distance girlfriend. She was an ideal fantasy girl that could not last on the show. Reason she couldn't last was putting a normal personality on a show about people who are absurd archetypes is counter productive.

I'd also argue against the fact that Chuck Lorre can't write women. This dude wrote Roseanne, Grace Under Fire and Dharma & Greg. All strong female lead shows. Out of all of his shows, the prevalent theme is to match up odd pairings and see what kind of fireworks appear from this. I think that's why they attempted to bring Bernadette in to the guys night. Sometimes this all works and some times it goes horribly wrong. This time, it was just a bit dumb.

However, I will posture that demographically speaking, having a girl gamer on TV isn't worth the risk writing her. At least not without a guide to bring her in to the fold. I mean this as a public image thing. Girls are smart, attractive and are usually played either to comedic stereotype or true ideal. It sucks, but guys are usually stupider in respect. This is still the case with the Big Bang Theory, though the guys are stupider socially. I said above what this show does, but I think there is an overall disdain for gaming in public consensus. It's a guys hobby would be the cheap and dirty way to describe it.

It essentially is a waste of time in a decent enough group of people's eyes. This is CBS so the show is trying to hit the 14-65 year old range, and perception I would argue is geared towards trying to hit those older notes. My mom doesn't want to see normal guys and girls staring at a TV and pressing buttons. That's not entertaining. What seems to work in formulaic fashion is guy gets girl to enjoy his hobby and girls response is played to laughs.

This works because most people can correlate doing something new with their date that they don't want to do. With perceptions of gaming still being male dominated, I understand the logic of this. It's an easier theme to produce for laughs, which is why they do it here. It's lazy, don't get me wrong, but it does the trick all the same. This segment would be akin to the old shopping at the mall gag.

Obviously this could all have been alleviated with a female "nerd" that came in to the group. That's unfortunately not possible in this case. The core 4 are the focal points and the new girl member would be akin to Poochie. I'd welcome her on, but she's unnecessary. Meanwhile, Penny as a character still needs help and I'd throw someone her way instead of the other.

The only possible way is to have Raj get the only normal girl the show has produced, but he can't since he has an impairment (and he's the most feminine of the group). So, we're stuck at a friend because obviously a normal girl wouldn't stick around these people. See: anybody that has ever dated Leonard.

I guess I wrote this all up because I didn't see anybody else that watches the show reply to you, so here is my long winded response.   read

12:09 AM on 03.09.2012

I'm tired and other stuff...

Ugh...I am tired. I left the hospital not too long ago because my Mom is having chest pains and her PCP refused to see her. EKG/Bloodwork shows nothing serious, but they are keeping her overnight for observation purposes. She's kinda pissed about that.

I've been tired all week. It's like my brain just isn't working intelligently and I can't get it to click on. My head knows what it needs to do, but mid-sentence the words drop off. It's debilitating when you have an idea for a time sensitive piece and nothing you write want to write can come out of your fingers.

I figured I needed a brain dump and well, this is where my brain gets dumped. Apologies in advance.

I'm going to South by South West (SXSW) this weekend which is partially why I'm tired. I've been pulling extra hours to get time off for the weekend so I can cover it. I'll be staying at my sister's place since she has to get together with her band mates to practice for the first time since she left for American Idol.

Since she doesn't perform at SXSW til Thursday, I've got a place to crash all by my lonesome which is nice. This means I can finally make time for a Dtoid NARP. I hear those things are...well things, so it'll be a pleasure to experience it. Huge kudos to whoever is running the thing (Sean Carey?). I'll look it up tomorrow. Still, that guy (or gal since I haven't met you) that's hosting it is awesome. I'll try not to mess up your house.

I kinda wish SXSW were cheaper. The interactive event runs $900+ for panels which is a bit ridiculous. However, the majority of gaming things happen at ScreenBurn which is free. So...while I don't get to see some awesome Funimation panels, I do get to see them at the Funimation happy hour and booth for everything else. Hopefully I can trick them in to literally translating everything their panel discussed in like a 5 minute conversation.

I guess this whole brain dump thing is to clean me out before I take in SXSW. Hope it works so I can play through some Starhawk with a clear head.

I've also been a bit in the creative spirit recently. After Wolfire ran their Humble Mojam Bundle, I began testing some of the techniques I had seen over their live stream. While I couldn't code a game to save my life, I have been playing around with XNA a bit.

Using some coding offered by Oneksoft and a few others, I think I have starter code for a bare bones platformer I can tweak. This means literally nothing without a real sit down to understand the code, but I have a start. From there, I've been doing a bit of pixel work for a silly game idea I came up with.

I'm calling it the Kite right now, and since I don't have much to show for it, I'm going to leave it as is. Maybe one day I'll have a real game to show you all (or more realistically, I'll have an unfinished mess on my computer for years).

I did however make a game for Pirate Kart this year. Well, by game I mean level, but you get the idea. Originally, there was a collaboration Knytt Level that I just couldn't get open for some reason on my laptop. Instead of quitting, I just made an entire level myself after asking around.

I wanted to base it on some pixel art and big exploration. I wish I had more time to work on it, but in Glorious Trainwreck fashion, I put it up under a deadline to let it be judged by all those real developers at GDC.

I think it's a really cool thing to be able to put an event together that just takes any game made in a short bit of time and showcase it in front of the biggest creators in the industry. I really would like to think that people like Cliffy B, Phil Fish, and Yoshiro Kimura sat down to play some of these.

So download it and judge it. I worked hard trying to create a theme built around the concept of twins in gaming and I made a really large level in a short amount of time.

Speaking of stuff I did, I wrote an article on Avengers vs X-men. I'm not sure I'd consider it something to be proud of, but the article was a lot of fun to write. Probably the most fun I've had writing in a while. It essentially was a history project on both the official Avengers vs X-men crossovers, but it was really all an excuse to talk about the first trade I ever owned.

It's one of my favorite books in my collection, mostly because absolutely nothing about it was familiar when I first read Marvel books in the early 90s. The X-men have Mohawk Storm who has no powers, Magneto in a cabana shirt and a dude named Dr. Druid on the Avengers. It's a book trapped in a bizarre chunk of history where lots of things should be explained out, but its really not necessary.

The one thing I did begin to notice between the two crossovers is that it features both the strongest and weakest Avengers teams ever assembled. I mean seriously.

Weakest Avengers Team ever: Black Panther, Hawkeye, Giant Man and the Wasp
Strongest Avengers Team ever: Captain Marvel, Captain America, Thor, Dr. Druid, She-Hulk, and Black Knight

I used the article as a stepping stone to catch me up on the AvX event this spring as I'm kinda getting an itch to read some comic books again. Like on a regular basis. I'm a bit tepid at burning through AvX as the kick off to getting back in to the painfully expensive habit that comics has become, but it does seem like an interesting thing to read.

I've been watching a lot of Netflix and not playing games recently. I think I've tapped the well on everything I want to actually see, so I tried out Archer and Better Off Ted. Surprisingly, I have enjoyed these.

Better Off Ted's first season was masterful. It was brilliant, smart, and had a nice little love triangle thing testing the waters. I was almost happy to say it was the worst cancellation I had ever seen in the history of television. Then I watched what was season 2 and I was starting to get it. The show was still cute and funny, but it lost a lot of the brilliance the original series brought.

In essence, it got lazy. Characterization started to become unfocused and they started hitting line drives instead of home runs with the comedy. It was still a quirky show and kinda fun, but that was all.

Archer on the other hand I tried on a whim. I hate H. Jon Benjamin (the voice of Sterling Archer) in almost every single role he plays. He just pulls me out of the shows I'm watching. Nothing against the man, it's just the phonetics of his voice seem to do that.

I didn't seem to have that issue with Archer. I don't know why, I just think the way his tone is paced works excellently with Benjamin's role. Archer is surprisingly witty? Smart? That's not really it. I'm kinda drawing a blank on this one. It's surprising.

It's surprising me, which is always a compliment. I'm not sure if the show will grow legs like Venture Brothers or not, but so far I'm enjoying it. Now if only I had FX to watch the current season.

That I guess is all I've got on my mind. Mass Effect 3 has dropped and I know you kids are all playing it. I might do the same one day, but for right now I'm just tired. The multiplayer deal is turning me off since I'm forced in to buying this on a console that doesn't play online unless I pay it to.

I just don't feel the want to finish the fight. I'm not overly impressed with the single player ME3 demo and I'm having to replay Mass Effect 2 to get to the Arrival DLC to learn specifically what's connecting the two. I'm not really stoked to play ME2 again as it is long and excessively repetitive.

It seems like work and I'm just ready to relax.   read

6:50 PM on 02.08.2012

Stuff...but more importantly, Valentine's is coming

I can't believe Madonna was the classy one in the sandwich

It's been a long week and I've not been sleeping very well so I'll try to keep this somewhat sensible. It's only Wednesday and I'm already kinda burnt out. Anywho, words...

Did you all watch the major sporting event of the weekend? After looking at my twitter feed that's probably a no. I'm not much for talking about it as I didn't care for either team so it was really a lose lose situation.

However, people seemed to get in a tizzy over some lady that flicked off the camera at half time. I was shocked by this because I thought the big controversy was going to come from the N-word that kicked off their duet.

Apparently I was the only one who heard that. I guess suburban white women with no time on their hands can't understand rappers rapping. Go figure.

Bah, enough with the sports talk. Actually, I'm not sure what all that has to do with Valentine's Day. I'll have to get around to it later I guess.

I marathoned through Breaking Bad Season 1 last night. It was enjoyable. It takes the exact formula that Weeds took, but turned it up a notch. It's honestly quite a show to watch. See a good drama will draw you in with it's people. Something that usually explains why I hate shows like NCIS over shows like Bones.

I could care less about any cast member on NCIS as they all annoy me to an extent that I force other people to change the channel when it is on in their homes. Sure, I feel like an asshole for dictating what their TV can show them, but their TV can show them better.

So Breaking Bad is all about a brilliant chemist in his mid-life crisis dealing with the fact that he has just learned about the cancer spreading through his lungs. So, looking to raise some money for a child on the way, a wife without a job and a handicapped son that probably will have a hard time in life providing for himself and his family, he starts making meth.

And like most of our first job's in a field, he has a really bad first week. Throw in a DEA asshole of a brother-in-law, a narcissist sister-in-law and his lack of funds paying for his problem, you have a fantastic little drama. It starts off a bit uneven, but by episode 4 it gets solid.


The super awesome Christine that gave us codes for Extra-Life posted up a Valentine's writing contest from The Behemoth. Despite giving the game out to you all for the event, I don't actually own a copy of Castle Crashers which makes entering this event impossible. However, I want somebody here to win them an awesome Pink Knight figurine so I'm spreading the word because it's cool and I always love a good writing contest.

There will be two categories: Doubles & Singles.

To enter into the Doubles: Write a blog post about how Castle Crashers contributes into bonding with your significant other, your favorite moments together, etc!

To enter into the Singles: Write a blog post about why itís better to play on your own, battling enemies/friends, to rescue and kiss online princesses (which is perfectly okay)!

You can write in any style that you want.

- Entries must not exceed 500 words in length.
- You many only enter into one category.
- You publish a Cblog online and send the link to [email protected]
- The deadline to to enter will be February 13, 2012 at 5pm PST.
- Winners will be announced on the 14th.
- Emotion must be felt.
- You must be okay for the prize to arrive after February 14, 2012.
- Winners must be okay with us reblogging your post (linking it to Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr).

Oh yeah, game stuff.

Apparently, someone who has translated Sakura Wars in to Russian is attempting to do the same in English. Now currently we've only got a sampling of pics and I don't even know this guys translation quality. HOWEVER, this is something super awesome amazing and I hope it bears fruit since the PSP version of I and II aren't coming over after V's shoddy sales.

Speaking of translations, Monkey Paw Games is fishing for Sega Saturn games ideas on Twitter for some really weird reason. Seeing as how they have a good relationship with Vic Ireland, I asked about Dragonforce. They responded something akin to buy more Vanguard Bandits *wink wink*, but ideally their is somebody out there at Monkey Paw that could bring this out. I had a Saturn a long time ago and played only garbage on it like Bug. I missed out on excellence and I want this to come out.

I was recently reading through the Iwata Asks with Hironobu Sakaguchi and was intrigued by it. While I've not been paying attention to the title outside of the trailers, it was interesting to actually read an interview of his. As a fan of his works, that hasn't been necessary before. However, since this is his first billed directorship since Final Fantasy V, it was an interesting read to see how he responds to his project. Highlight of it all was when Hironobu Sakaguchi used the word "highfalutin." Just wouldn't expect that from the father of Final Fantasy.

Finally, thanks to Gamespite, I found out that the Super Gameboy was actually originally a development kit to test the regular game boy games on a TV. I don't know why this was a revelation to me, but that kinda blew my mind. Somebody at Nintendo had sat down and seen all these people testing Gameboy games on the TV and had an epiphany. Let's sell it. I don't know of many development tool hardware that really get circulated outside of a company, so this was just pretty cool to me.

Found these strategy guides at Half Price Books. I went in looking around for something when I was forced to go home early from work one day because I had covered somebodies shift earlier that day. I walked around only having seen a good deal on the Mahou Sensei Negima Omnibus and decided I wasn't interested. Then I went to clearance and found these all marked down to a dollar a piece. The highlight is the LoZ Spirit Tracks hardcover which came with a map.

I don't know what I'll do with these, but I always love a good strategy guide so it was a good haul.

I guess I'd figure I'll take a quick second to highlight some of my twinfinite articles I would probably have posted with you all. One of the main reasons I took the job was because of the Watchmen article I wrote. Personally, I felt I needed to condense my articles to certain content in the Modern Method network. This is giving me a bit of range to expand on and while I know I could have done it here, I don't think I my brain would have.

The other reason is that I can attempt to get me some press passes. Sorry, but I don't go to cons. Like ever. This is a reason to expand my horizons while reporting on fun events.

Anywho, articles I like that should be up your alley:
How to do an Xbox Indie charity jam
Before Watchmen: It's Not the End of the World
Should I be happy Sonic is selling me insurance?

I also like to be on podcasts, but I still haven't gotten over my initial public speaking timidity.

Fun thing, the Watchmen article is the first time I've ever been called a mongoloid. I've seen the internet use the word before, but I was thankful it was never in regards to me. How naive I was. Jim Davis shocked me with that one. Over 3000 words reduced to nonsense with one word.

I have been called shitbird though. That one's not new to me.

The fact that all Californians now have the right to marry was a really cool way to get in to the Valentine's Day spirit until Rick Santorum stomped that parade down. I dunno how somebody attempting to run for an office that represents all Americans posts something like that.

My wife got an early Valentine's present in the form of a tablet. She seems to like it and I haven't actually seen it in an official capacity. She deserves it though, she's works hard in a suburban retail store.

Those people are animals.

Fun story, there apparently was a shooting in her parking lot in front of their store. Nobody hurt thankfully, but her loss prevention manager now has a bullet in his car bumper. Freaking recession man.

To make up for that depressing news, this comic made my week. Drawn within a single day no less. Unbelievable.

I dunno, this was just some random stuff going through my head this week. Since I won't probably have another article up before V-Day, I leave you this old post of mine and a wish that you all have a Merry Valentines.


6:27 PM on 01.18.2012

Stuff...but more importantly, I went to Disney World!

So yeah, I went to Disney World. This is like my 3rd time going, but it was my first time going to Epcot. We only went for a day, but we were able to see the Animal Kingdom and all of Epcot, so I say we did what we wanted.

Also, I forgot how expensive it is at Disney. It's magical and whatnot, but when your money starts evaporating out of your wallet, you know you are in trouble. Thankfully the carnies (or whatever the Disney equivalent of carnival games folk is) only take credit cards so I was able to leverage my debt on to my cards.

I don't know if I'll be buying any new games any time soon is all I'm saying.

Fun trip overall though. We ate with Mickey, Daisy and Goofy. Got to see some lions. Road on a dinosaur. Typical Disney stuff. It was a good trip.

Well, I also got a side job writing with Law of Thermal Dynamics and a few other interesting people at a small startup called Twinfinite. While I'm not paid any sort of real money, it does afford me the ability to try and write news articles which I'm not really used to. I can also write some features that are outside my norm and it gives me some crew to bounce ideas off of. The bad of all this is that I'm not going to be writing as many Cblogs. I could try crossposting, but I already know how that's received round here.

However, unlike a lot of people, this isn't goodbye or whatnot. I figured I'd keep you all informed, I'll leave some links to blogs that actually would have been posted here Dtoid, but I'm not going to force you all to read that nonsense in a real blog. I'm just going to refine my focus more on personal blogs. So, you'll be seeing more of these and less of the long blogs about boring stuff like . Not sure how long it will take me to adjust between the two, but this is still my blog. That's my work blog, this is my me blog.

So with that being said, shameless self promotion:
My Interview with Adam Spragg
Fortune Summoners Preview
The Behemoth's Q and A
The Behemoth's Q and A part 2

Alright enough of that crap. On to real bloggy blog stuff.

I got Netflix.

Not as impressed with it as I thought I would be, but my wife is LOVING the TV backlog that she can now watch. The kid has Pocoyo and Super Why to keep company when I'm busy doing things around the house. It's a big distraction around here, but at least it gets me using my Wii more.

Yup, streaming this through the Wii because I'm not Gold Microsoft. Your competitor is currently getting more playtime than you are within this household.

You wanna know the strangest thing about Netflix? Whenever I ask somebody about something to watch, they always recommend TV shows. No actual flix have really been recommended. Ah well.

I've been watching Being Human. US version for the 14 year old girls that read my blog out there. It's basically like Twilight, but more CW style TV drama with Sam Huntington. You most likely know him as the kid from Jungle 2 Jungle (the somewhat shoddy remake of Little Indian, Big City). Well anyway, Sam Huntington and Doomsday (Smallville) are like the Odd Couple who happen to rent a haunted house. He's a werewolf, Doomsday's a vampire, it's all just dripping with issues and angst.

My wife loves this and at least its better than having to actually watch Twilight. It's better because Sam Huntington can actually act.

So there's that. That and my disappointment at the overall lack of decent anime offered on Netflix. It's like they scraped the bargain bin anime licenses and snatched them all up. The only good stuff is the stuff I've already seen on numerous other distribution networks.

They have 2 ghibli's and one is not a Miyazaki product. The other? I already own it.

Not sure how you people have subscriptions to this service for more than a year. I did get to see Superman/Batman: Apocalypse finally and it was mediocre. High action, shoddy line work due to translating thin pencils and straight jaws in to animation. The last bit of the film is worth the price of admission to see the Superman Darkseid fight, but watching the rest of the film to get there is just not fun.

I dunno, it's like DC has the perfect opportunity to fix a lot of the issues they have with their books and they cop out and make some cheap fun. Is it fun? Maybe. Is it rewarding? Not usually.

Superman/Shazam was a collection of shorts so I was unimpressed, even if they were decent. They all kinda felt like fully realized pitches to Warner Bros.

Enough TV/Movies/Netflix. Games. This is a games blog and I do play them.

I was burning through Knights in the Nightmare (PSP) on my flight to Disney World and I don't have a clue how to play it. I went through the tutorial 3 times and nothing came of it. There is nothing more infuriating than flying for 3 hours in cramped quarters and not being able to get something. I don't know if this was a lot easier on dual screens, or if I'm just stressed from flying, but it just didn't connect for me.

Thank goodness it came with Yggdra Union so I could at least boot that up from my memory stick. Seriously, this was disappointing. It's like Resonance of Fate all over again. I'm completely interested in the game, I just don't know how to play it. My mind isn't wrapping around this correctly.

I've been seeing a lot of sexism in games blogs running around and I have a lot of things to say about it. Unfortunately I'm a dude so I have this fear of coming off like a douche and I know how easy it is to look like that on a topic like this. I dunno. It's like one wrong word can sink a ship so quickly that the world will ultimately crush you, yet every time I read these things my opinions tell me to stand up. "SPEAK YOUR MIND" it shouts.

I guess what I'm saying is that I'm a wimp. Blah.

I went on a tangent about the infuriating archetypes that sink a reasonably sane woman in video games, and nobody seemed to complain. Can I do a post on this?


It'll probably take a while though. Worse comes to worse, if you ask me a question in the comments, I'll probably have an answer on it. Needless to say, this blog is on my mind and the lovely Elsa really pushed the idea of doing one of these blogs back in to my head.

I guess I'll just end this all on a few things about SOPA. SOPA apparently is dead, PIPA is still up in the air. I know there are a lot of people out there that were calling for an active protest from Facebook and Twitter. Unfortunately, social networking is the life blood of movements in protest. Not sure if people would have spread this idea with out it. I mean sure there is the chance your mom and dad might wonder where Facebook is and yes they could have done something more, however ultimately we used these sites to communicate our message.

I don't know how well as "Save Porn" was trending in my area, but at the very least, I spread my message through to my congressmen. So my SOPA message went out, hopefully my PIPA message did the same.   read

12:10 PM on 01.01.2012

It's the end of 2011

The year that was 2011 has come to pass. Gaming has taken many great leaps forward this year (and some backwards), but overall the year has been another smash hit for the industry. With all the amazing things that happened this year, I figured I would take a break and highlight some of my favorites for the year.

This was my 2011.


999: 9 hours, 9 persons, 9 doors
999 is one of only a handful of visual novels that have reached American shelves. Phoenix Wright was a series that showcased what VN's were capable of and 999 showed up and surprised western markets with a crazy story and some really smart little puzzles. Aksys did a fantastic job translating this wildly interesting title. The end result was something that was phenomenal.
Game Dev Story
Game Dev Story is a small title for smartphones that tasks you with growing your company from a fledgling developer to one of the biggest studios in the world. To do so requires you to manage various different aspects of running the company to finally craft the Game of the Year. It's a fun little management game that is incredibly addicting. My phone battery is constantly low because of this game.
Nier is quite possibly one of the most interesting action RPGs I've ever played. It is a combination Bullet Hell Shmup, Puzzle and Role Playing Game. It has a soundtrack that could be considered one of the best ever. It has shockingly beautiful backgrounds and design elements. This game is woefully one of the most underrated games I've ever played.
Yggdra Union
Yggdra Union is a fairly simple Sting SRPG that combines Fire Emblem with card game mechanics. What makes it really smart is that it's not overly difficult in implementation and it doesn't offer a rich customization system. It's a straight forward game that allows itself to present smarter ideas in the differentiation of cards and map layouts. It's brilliant in it's simplicity and that allows the gameplay to really shine through.


All 4 of these games are fantastic and are terribly underappreciated. However, I don't know what happens in the hours of my life that disappear when I'm playing Game Dev Story. I start it and then 3 hours later, I'm looking around wondering why it's suddenly dark out. This game is an addiction that I often have to distance myself from to make sure I can actually do things I need to do in life.


Ken Levine at E3
Ken Levine, here's an idea. You have one of the most interesting, gorgeous and well crafted games coming out for a console next year. Do you ever wonder how you can get people to remember this? Just show up to E3 like you own the fucking place. No need for expensive booths or dueling dragons. Just show up at Nintendo and Sony right after you wow everyone with your trailer.
Phoenix Wright and Ghost Trick
Ghost Trick is a very interesting game with a fantastic creator in Shu Takumi. However, some people missed out on Phoenix Wright, the game that got him international notoriety. How do you gain him some more fans Capcom? Reprint the original Phoenix Wright and try to meet demand for the title from new comers. Package the thing with Ghost Trick making it one heck of a deal. Now all I can ask is that they reprint the 2nd and 3rd games.
Serious Sam Indie Strategy
Serious Sam is a series that has replicated the Doom/Duke Nukem formula and created a pretty spectacular franchise with it. This year as a marketing ploy they decided to get a trio of indie developers to create Serious Sam: Kamikaze Attack, Serious Sam: Double D and Serious Sam: The Random Encounter. These three games transformed the Serious Sam formula in to something new and unique. It's just smart to give us interesting new games to ramp us up for Serious Sam 3: BFE. It's as smart as this Double D trailer.
Strategy Guide Strategy
Vanguard Bandits is an obscure Working Designs SRPG that has just been rereleased on PSN by Monkey Paw Games. Working Designs was synonymous with super awesome collector's editions back in the day and this game is no exception. To replicate some of that feeling, Monkey Paw decided to officially release the full Strategy Guide along with the game. That's really really cool, especially with a game that has multiple paths. I'm a big fan of Strategy Guides and this was icing on the cake for my purchase.


Ken Levine almost got this nod for being a badass. However, I don't know anything about Serious Sam games. Well at least I didn't until this cool little barrage of awesome started happening. Best way to advertise any game? By just giving us more games. It was creative, it was smart and now I know Serious Sam. Foot Punch!

GAME OF THE YEAR (that I haven't actually played yet) NOMINEES:

Bastion is colorful, interesting and truly an audible wonderbar of gamer candy that was the highlight of the indie game scene. I just haven't actually...played it. I've been buying indies at the low low price of $1, so even though Bastion looks like a walk right up my alley, the little guys have been taking care of me. New Years resolution time: make sure stumble in to the store and buy myself a $20 MS points card and pick up this beauty.
Radiant Historia
Radiant Historia has been compared to Chrono Trigger. This can only be considered as a good thing. The 3d work on the DS looks pretty amazing and it's an Atlus creation and translation so the story has to be good. It's a game that was developed with both Tri-Ace and Shin Megami Tensei teams, and I just keep adding more words that make me wonder why I don't own this.
Tactics Ogre -Let Us Cling Together-
Tactics Ogre Let Us Cling Together is a remake of Yasumi Matsuno's genre revolutionizing SNES/Playstation SRPG. I have never played said game, however I would go to my grave defending the brilliance that is the Final Fantasy Tactics series. I'm a huge fan of this man's work and I have been aching to play this game for years. Now that it's on PSP and I finally own one of those, I need to get it.
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
Uncharted 3 amazed me at E3 with it's ship gameplay. The only thing holding me back from this game is the fact that I have yet to play through Uncharted 2. Being the chronology buff that I am, it would be obscene to try and play one with out the other. I do want to play this though. It looks like something you would hand to someone to explain the word "entertainment."


A Yasumi Matsuno SRPG will always win out on a list unless he has another mental breakdown in the middle of development. This man is an idea man and his implementations created the most interesting things in Final Fantasy for me. I badly need to play through this, but I just haven't gotten around to pick up my copy yet. That will soon change.


Catherine is something you get when the Persona team needs to fiddle around with a new engine. That's pretty impressive. Catherine is a pure tower climbing game and it gets legitimately hard at some points. What sold the game was the sex appeal, but the game they created is amazingly solid. It's not a game for everyone so that attention to story created something that really pushed people to keep pushing forward to get to the top of the tower. It's probably the finest concept of taking a simple game system and making something exceptional of it.
Ghost Trick
Ghost Trick is a brilliant little puzzle game. Essentially the idea is to manipulate background items to solve mysteries. This leads to a cause and effect style of gameplay and the entire system was brilliantly put together. Though the story isn't nearly as good as the Ace Attorney games, the game does have an interesting hook to keep you moving from crime scene to crime scene. This hook makes the game more fun to play through as you aren't broken up in to chapters like Phoenix Wright forced you into.
LA Noire
LA Noire was a title plagued by internal issues in Team Bondi. The game that we got was something that had much of Rockstar's over the top story telling wrapped up in an interesting new crime solving mechanic. Not many games take you across mechanics like this while staying in the same engine and it is definitely a lot more interesting than Grand Theft Auto IV was. Figuring out the little ticks of a witness is pretty cool.
Portal 2
Portal 2 is the sequel to Portal, one of the greatest games crafted this generation. How do they top their predecessor? By being Valve and designing something that feels eerily similar and completely unique. For fun, they then added some co-op multiplayer just to pad the game out. If you don't quite get why people lick the shoes of Gabe Newell, the work that they've put in to this game shows why.


Cole Phelps is batshit insane and so his little interrogations usually went nothing like I wanted it. Portal 2 has somebody that's a bit too catty for my liking in the beginning which dragged the game down early on. Ghost Trick just didn't really capture me like Catherine did with it's story elements. Maybe it's my preference for dating sims or maybe it's just the fact that it was structured in such a way that broke up the tedium of the puzzles to maximize enjoyment. Catherine is batshit insane like LA Noire, it's catty like Portal 2, it's kinda brilliant like Ghost Trick in gameplay. It's something unique and even at it's laziest, I still was extremely interested with it.


Corpse Party
Corpse Party is an odd little horror visual novel created in RPG maker. What they do with this game is incredible. The audio work involved accentuates the exploration system and crazy story. Playing this game without your good headphones on is a crime. I'm not a fan of horror games in the slightest, but this truly shocked me with some of the smart techniques they used to get thrills.
King of Fighters XIII
King of Fighters XIII is absolutely gorgeous and if you play fighting games, you know this already. What shocked me the most though is the system to unlock customization options for the characters. My only KoF game was 99 which had a terrible color customization system. The way this one works is it allows you to gain custom colors the more you use your favorite fighters. This leads to more usage of characters that aren't as popular like Chin in an attempt to create something unique. This system is really fun and keeps me coming back for more as I think up more costumes. I keep thinking new costumes for everyone and it's getting me to play and learn this system more and more.
The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
The Legend of Heroes is like every Falcom game that has been woefully ignored by everyone but the hardest of the core in the west. Trails in the Sky actually plays more like a Japanese PC RPG than any other RPG I've gotten to play in the west. It's smart and a bit long winded, but ultimately Trails is one of the few pure RPG's I've gotten to play in a while. That's something that I found myself missing recently.
Wizorb was something I downloaded after looking at a few screenshots. A minute after playing the game, I bought it. I don't usually do that. I usually think about my purchases, but this game was good and I wanted to give money to it. The brilliant sprite work paired with the challenging Brick Breaker mechanics makes Wizorb something fun and unique to play. It does enough to create something really refreshing.


I did not plan on buying Wizorb when I downloaded it. I did and that shocked me. All of these games are surprisingly good, but I probably could see myself buying them at some point. Wizorb really shocked me with the quality put in to it. Best $3 I spent all year.

Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
Haganai is about a group of lonely hearts have banded together to create a club to learn how to gain friends. The first place this group of outcasts decides to start with is games. Trying to feed off the social multiplayer games, they take to Monster Hunter to disastrous effect. Throughout the season they expand on this and try dating sims and even drop in to experimental VR gaming. The first half of what should be a simple Harem Comedy turns in to an exploration of popular Japanese gaming tropes.
Imaginary Range
I've written about Imaginary Range already, but it simply takes e-reading and adds a great little mini game twist to it. This breeds something interesting and with the writing style, I can't wait to try the sequel to see how they improve.
Jimmy Olsen Oneshot
Jimmy Olsen is Superman's best friend. Hearing a fantastic and witty first person accounting of his day to day relationship is entertaining. With Superman on vacation, it's up to Jimmy to save the world from Alien Invasions and cross dimensional weirdos while trying to salvage his relationship with a girl way too good for him. He'll do all this just as soon as he gets off his butt and stops gaming.
The World God Only Knows
TWGOK is all about the King of dating sims using his masterful video skills to capture loose souls. It's a silly plot, but this has turned out to be one of the most refreshing harem comedies in a while. This year aired the second season which handled the series as masterfully as the first. To be able to turn simple romantic tropes and give them a video game twist is brilliant.


Expect a Comics in Games on this bad boy.


Best Buy
Best Buy decided to dissolve their Gamers Club earlier this year which reduced the amount of bonus points gamers could get. I had feared this would reduce the amount of extras I could get, but instead they retooled their games to gain a bigger advantage in the marketplace. This means they are shifting more units of games in and out of their stores. This is good news for gamers. They also started selling used games, but I don't walk in to Best Buy to buy used.
Indie Bundles
The Humble Bundle was a smart idea to raise a little extra change for developers and for charity. From this concept we've now received quite a few different bundles this year which has given us great games like Jamestown, Super Meat Boy and Cthulhu Saves the World bundled with other games for dirt cheap. A deal that's good for charity is a super deal.
Nintendo 3DS Price Drop
Nintendo got a lot of flak for their huge 3DS price drop. Why? The price right now is fantastic for consumers. More units moved means more games that can be created and sold. Even if you feel wronged by the plunge, you were eligible for 10 free downloadable titles on top of it, making for one of the best deals for consumers. This was one of the greatest price drops to ever happen for consumers.
Steam is steam. If you haven't heard the term "Steam" in conjunction with "deals" then you don't PC game. The deals are outrageous and developers that made ports from smaller platforms like XBLIG are able to see how much more profitable Valve can make them.


I don't PC game all that much and I'm not interested in a 3DS. I buy the Humble Bundle every time, but I'm not really paying for the games. Those are like added perks. Best Buy on the other hand has given me tons of opportunities to use my reward zone account to get bonus points with work purchases. Any time I get a $10 certificate I flip it for a $10 PSN card. Getting deals like Golden Sun and Dragon Quest IX for $5 is a steal and whatever deals their competitors advertise, I price match. Major retailers being more aggressive in the market can only be good for gamers and Best Buy was really good to me this year.


Bioshock Infinite
Bioshock Infinite looks so unlike Rapture that I'm astounded by it's beauty. Throw in the intrigue of a game built around an escort mission and I don't know what Infinite is going to be like. I just want to play it. It's like they are making something more fantastic than Bioshock. How can somebody not be excited by this.
Gungnir is a Isometric Tactical SRPG from Yggdra Union's creators. I already have Yggdra Union in this post and I'm not even a big fan of the Fire Emblem style of SRPGs. To have Sting give me an SRPG in the style that I want greatly pleases me. Having a focused Tactical SRPG will be nice after FFTA2's unfocused mission structure.
Mass Effect 3
Mass Effect 3 is the final send off to the ME universe. If you aren't interested in how this all ends, you must be insane. I want so many things out of this game it's unreal and I can't wait to put it in my hands and judge it for what it really is. I want to kick ass with a team of aliens and save the Universe. That's it. Also, there better be a harem route this go round.
Ni No Kuni
Ni No Kuni is the gorgeous new Level 5/Studio Ghibli JRPG. I for one have been itching for a real console RPG for a while now so this seems like a beautiful way to reward me. Half the games I've been buying recently, I can't play in front of my kid. I now don't have to play in secret with this and I'm excited about that.


Game looks sooooooo GOOD. I mean honestly, there were only a few really big issues that Bioshock had when it came out. If the guys at Irrational Games can fix just a few of those problems, you already have a potential game of the year contender. These games all look amazing, but Bioshock Infinite looks like something fantastic.


Microsoft Xbox 360
The Xbox 360 has the definitive console online experience paired with the best console marketplace. That is unless you are an indie developer. Then they tucked you away somewhere on the dashboard. Gears and Halo came out to satisfy the first party while 3rd party specials still popped their head up. Not much done amazingly well this year, but they didn't do much wrong either. Since I'm silver, all these perks like Youtube mean absolutely nothing.
Nintendo 3DS
The 3DS came out to lukewarm sales. Launch games like Pilotwings and a Super Street Fighter IV port were a few of the only must have games on the list. While the design and though process put in to the game was interesting, Nintendo had to push a massive year long marketing campaign to really drive sales. Eventually they were forced to offer a price drop. They have gained some choice games like Mario 3D Land and Mario Kart 7 to really start pushing the benefit of the lower price point.
Nintendo DS
The DS is still that system that keeps on chugging with Kirby Mass Attack, Radiant Historia, Ghost Trick and a new Layton game. Don't let the fact that Nintendo marketing ignored the system make you think that the thing is dead.
Nintendo Wii
The Wii of course didn't fare as well as the 3DS in marketing or the Wii in games. There was roughly one good game for the system about every quarter and that is about it. The successor was announced, but with such shoddy handling of the Wii this year, did anybody really care? Following the tremendous year in games with this is kinda sad. Maybe 2012 will prove the Mayans correct and we'll get a great year for the Wii.
Sony Playstation 3
The Playstation 3 had a pretty darn good year in games. Uncharted 3 and the definitive console version of Portal 2 pushed Sony ahead of Microsoft. If only they didn't have that one nagging little outage that freaked out the entire gaming populace. If only.
Sony PSP
The PSP has become a niche publisher stomping ground as Corpse Party, Trails in the Sky, and many other games proved this little baby is far from dead. PSN finally came around to be big for PSP downloads as the UMD is not accessible on the PSV. While the PSP still isn't able to grab the US market the way it wanted, the price drop certainly helped and we have some late comers still moving their way over the ocean.


I can't award anybody Console of the Year this year as I wasn't overly impressed with anyone. Microsoft did the least damage to themselves and I'm not awarding them 2 years in a row for that. Meanwhile, on the PC front we are getting deals on top of deals. Humble Bundles are offering up XBLA and PSN ports in pay what you want packages. Indies are getting really aggressive in pushing their games and I now have probably as many games on my PC as I have on a combination of 2 or 3 consoles. Japanese studios like Capcom are now trying to replicate Carpe Fulgur's success and it's really starting to get interesting. I got a virus on my computer this year and I still think that PC gaming has had a better platform. Also, Minecraft finally came out.

I'd like to take a moment and focus in on some of the worst things to affect the games industry in 2011. Obviously, there is no award for this category.

PSN Hack
The Playstation Network hack earlier this year halted all business on Sony's marketplace. While this might not have played a crucial role in Capcom's side of the business, it greatly affects smaller companies solely dependent on the network like Monkey Paw Games. The hack took personal account information of many PSN users and eventually showed the weakness that is relying on major online marketplaces. Sony did make up for it by offering many rewards to customers, but the affect was a solid month of down time and it shocked the entire industry.
Japan's Earthquake
Japan's massive earthquake and tsunami crippled many industries and ruined thousands of lives. The effect on the industry was immediate. Games like Zettai Zetsumei Toshi 4: Summer Memories (the 4th in the Disaster Report/Raw Danger games) was canceled. Capcom was the only Japanese publisher to actually bring people to E3 this year. Games were delayed and many of the fine tuned electronic components the country makes were ruined, causing shortages.
Thailand's Flood
Following the tragedy of Japan was Thailand's tragic flooding. The flood destroyed many production facilities and the toll on the country was devastating. Thailand is the 2nd largest producer of Hard Disc Drives in the world which led to an eventual shortage world wide. Any device using a built in disc drive now had to cut in to their production times throwing a delay in profitability. The industry has yet to catch up to this event even today.
Recession-era Gaming
The recession is still on people's minds. While the games industry seems to have risen in the wake of the financial crisis, recession mentality is still there. Many studios were closed this year like Bizarre Creations and EA Visceral. This is because a focus on margins has become ever more present in a shaky economy. Make or break has been the name of the game and unfortunately a good studio can make a decent selling game and still get forced out like Kaos Studios.

The year has had a lot of ups and downs, but the industry is still able to prove once again that it is a more than credible form of entertainment. While I'm sure this list doesn't represent the best of the best, this is my list. It represents what 2011 looked like to me and through all of this, I'm even more proud to be a gamer.

Have a Happy New Year everyone. Game on.   read

12:29 PM on 12.29.2011

A Better List than Microsoft's "Best of 2011: Indie Games"

Microsoft showcased a major advertising promotion this week for what they referred to as the "Best of 2011." The purpose of this event is to highlight the best and brightest of Microsoft's online catalog and boost a little revenue as well. The banner has taken over and has a fairly large advertisement on the dashboard itself.

It wouldn't be Microsoft however if they didn't somehow mess up their Indie Games portion of an event. What we have been given is a Top 10 list of games that consists of 2 Lacrosse titles, 4 Minecraft clones, and 2 avatar RPGs. At one point there was even an XBLA title from 2009 on the list, which thankfully was eventually taken down and replaced.

Now I'm not usually one to criticize a group's "Best of" list, but I'm a bit shocked at the fact that 4 Minecraft clones can make a top 10 list. One can only be left to assume that this list was compiled as a biggest sellers list instead of trying to prove what is the best content on the system. With the complete lack of diversity being offered, I figured that I would share 10 Xbox Indie games that were not considered as the "Best of 2011". These however do deserve recognition.

240 MS Points

This is by far one of the best looking indie games on the marketplace. The visuals are great and the mechanics of the game are solid. It's essentially a futuristic take on an obstacle course and as your momentum continues to build the game gets harder and harder to control. T.E.C. 3001 is pretty and it's fun. What more do you want?

Game Description:
T.E.C. (Tesla Energy Collector) 3001 is 3D action single player game. You are guiding a robot through a virtual space to collect leftovers of energy for human kind. There are 20 levels and each one of them brings unique challenge to the player. Player will master in guiding a robot (T.E.C.) on level through series of trials and repetitions.

80 MS Points

I don't usually go out of my way to play violent games that are violent for no reason. Cute Things Dying Violently most certainly lives up to the name. It is however a very simple physics based sling shot style puzzler with a unique (albeit gruesome) take. If you haven't tried it out, the game is good enough to push past the pointless violence.

Game Description:
Flick hapless Critters around to get them safely out of each level! Dodge all sorts of lethal goodies like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire, and use a variety of wacky items to pull it off. Play through 60 mind-bending, reflex-testing singleplayer levels, 6 bloodthirsty challenge levels, and 1 murderous bucket-headed robot! Want more? Try out the local multiplayer and the built-in level editor.

80 MS Points

Astralia takes the standard top down shooter mechanic and adds minor RTS elements making for a truly unique game. You build ships and change weapons in real time to defend your base and fight off swarms of enemies. It takes a bit of getting used to, but is well worth a look.

Game Description:
Astralia is "A Real-time Strategy Shooter Experiment", a top down space shooter with RTS elements; in addition to your own ship you control a squad of drone fighters with multiple formations and weapons. You also get to manage a couple of capital ships that can be moved around to attack the enemy and can build other things like weapon platforms and bombs.

240 MS Points

Escape Goat is from the same creative developer that gave us the Soul Caster titles. The game offers the players a lot as a puzzle based platformer, especially once you create your own puzzle rooms. As a Goat, you have to escape your persecution with the help of a rat, a magical hat, and a lot of planning. It's shocking what one single developer can create and this is indeed a good game.

Game Description:
Imprisoned for the crime of witchcraft, you must use your skill and intellect to overcome the Prison of Agnus. Fear not, Brave Goat, for you have a friend on this journey...

240 MS Points

If I'm going to make a list about games that differentiate themselves from Minecraft, Blocks That Matter is the only one that truly uses one of the ideas Notch capitalized on in a creative new way. In the game, you drill through blocks of various qualities and utilize them to advance further in the level. The different properties of the blocks provides the game with some strategy needed in collection and positioning. It's a smart little platformer that many have overlooked on the indie games marketplace.

Game Description:
Combine your platforming and puzzle-solving skills in this incredible mashup! Playing as the Tetrobot, you can collect blocks of matter, recycle them into new shapes and trigger chain reactions. Contains 100% natural Slime extract.

240 MS Points

Sequence does so many smart things that it's hard to really fault the game in any form. The RPG based DDR style mechanics work wonderfully and the overall presentation this game has is shockingly good. If there is a highlight of the year from a creative standpoint, Sequence deserves that nod. All the work that was put in to Sequence paid off and you can see it throughout the game. It's one of the rare games fully voiced on the marketplace.

Game Description:
Sequence is a rhythm/RPG hybrid, featuring full voice acting and a soundtrack by Ronald Jenkees. Ascend the Tower and uncover the mystery surrounding the girl tracking your every move.

80 MS Points

If you are looking for a video game adaptation of Joe vs the Volcano, Volchaos is all you will ever need. The platformer controls much like Mario, but uses a high challenge system and level design similar to Super Meat Boy. This combination makes it as addicting as it is frustrating. For anybody that is looking for a cheap challenge, this game was made for you.

Game Description:
Volchaos is a challenging old school platformer. Playing as a heroic explorer, you must navigate through dangerous volcanoes in search of precious gems you can use to pay off your mortgage, bad investments, and alimony. To further complicate matters, the lava is continuously rising and an array of enemies stands in your path. Will you become rich? Heck, you will be lucky to survive.

80 MS Points

Hidden in Plain Sight is only good when a few friends have come over to play with you. The game is unplayable without a player 2. A local multiplayer only title has a high barrier of entry, but the game itself is worth it if you can fill the prerequisites. There are 5 distinct game modes that all play on the catch a thief concept the game creates. You and your opponents all are hidden among the multiple AI characters of the board and must find each other and accomplish the game task. If you have had any interest in games like Spy Party, this game is for you.

Game Description:
This game is local-multiplayer ONLY! A tense game of subtlety and intrigue... try out what some are calling the best local multiplayer game to hit the Xbox Indie channel!

240 MS Points

I've been jokingly running around Destructoid claiming that Wizorb is 2011's GotY. Well partially joking. I enjoy brick breaker games, but not much is usually done with them and they rarely come out on consoles these days. Wizorb is a fun, fantastic little game with actual RPG elements built in to really turn it in to something new. It looks gorgeous and you are missing out on one of the top games of the year by not playing it.

Game Description:
The once peaceful Kingdom of Gorudo is threatened by an evil presence. The only hope for salvation is Cyrus, a wizard versed in a secret magic art called Wizorb! Explore many strange places from the derelict monster infested town of Clover to Gorudo Castle atop Cauldron Peak. Danger lurks around every corner so you'll need to keep your wits about you and have quick reflexes in order to survive.

80 MS Points

Stealth, strategy and zombie rarely are paired together, but this game does it so well that I'm shocked I haven't played it before. You as a lone zombie must infect the humans on screen. Once infected they join your ranks and give you strength to overcome stronger enemies. It's a simple design style similar to an Angry Birds or other mobile game, but I found this to be much more satisfying. I, Zombie is one of the better Zombie games of the year.

Game Description:
Quite a different zombie game - this time YOU are the zombie! Command your infested comrades, fight your way to freedom and let the zombie kind dominate the world!


4:07 AM on 12.24.2011

Stuff...but more importantly, Happy Holidays!

So I guess we are in the thick of the Holiday ramp up. I celebrated Chanukkah a few days ago and now I've got Christmas around the corner. I haven't celebrated the full 8 nights because of my wife's schedule, but we've still had fun times. Best part of this time of year is that I get presents. Most of them I bought myself, but there is always the mystery prize that sits in the corner with a pretty little bow on it. You know the one, it looks like it houses a sweater, but your mind is telling you that it's something like the Skyrim Collector's Edition or whatever the hot toy of the season is.

Since I don't have a clue what the next couple of days will be like, I just wanted to give you all a hearty Happy Holidays. May you get everything you wanted and a few things you didn't think you needed.

Okay, on to some random stuff I've been doing.

Recently I was asked to review some leftover indie games for XBLARatings. The criteria is extremely simple as I only need 300 words to review a title. Not hard. However, I'm not really used to trying to apply points to a 10 point scoring system. The system I use is fairly straight forward and in my head I thought I could convert it until I realized that everyone else that rates the game is equating 7 as average.

So now I just recently gave a game a 4 (it deserved it) and I'm stuck trying to figure out what a 4 actually means. On my scale that would be average, but I don't want to confuse a reader trying to figure out this system. I don't know how the Destructoid review staff can do this 10 point bs. You guys are either geniuses or are just throwing darts at a board when you come up with this crap.

Anyway, I'll probably do a little report or something on here to at least bring my words home. We'll see.

Thing about reviewing indies is that I don't really have time to play some of the stuff I have a vested interest in playing. I think the most I've played is Batman Arkham Asylum recently and I just don't get why people fell all over themselves for that game.

No, that's not exactly true.

I went through the quick little Scarecrow scene. That finally got me a bit more interested in it. However, as soon as I complete something really cool, I get stuck in a room with 15 visible Riddler's Challenge trophies and I lose all the focus I have for the game. The next hour and a half is spent trying to get every single one of those damn trophies even though there is always one you can't quite get to because you don't have the proper equipment. If I can see it, I should be able to reach the fucking thing.

I guess it's that mentality I have. It's the same reason I can't stand more than 10 minutes of Metroid.

I suck at exploration games, Metroidvanias in particular. Different games have different levels of success as I like Castlevania much much more than Metroid, but at some point it turns in to torture. They basically treat you like a dog which they then place a biscuit balanced on your nose. You have all these ideas in your head how to get that treat, but you do not have the right to get it. Your master hasn't granted it to you. So you wait until the cruel master grants you the ability to get it.

If you've ever done this to a dog, look in to their eyes and see that pained expression as they bow to your will. Obviously, some masters are more lenient than others, but for the most part the effect is the same. For some sick reason I find myself still coming back to these games like Zelda or Castlevania. I guess that's the puppy dog loyalty in me.

I recently bought a good deal of the DC Animated Universe in a less than $5 Best Buy sale. This included Green Lantern Emerald Knights, All-Star Superman, Batman/Superman Public Enemies, Batman Under the Red Hood, and Justice League Crisis on Two Earths. Overall, they are all worth the less than $5 purchase, however Public Enemies is such a mixed bag of garbage that it is painfully entertaining to watch.

They basically took the terribly mediocre and weird 1st arc of Superman/Batman and fixed all the issues it had while creating an equal number of new issues. It is incredibly awkward to view if you've actually read the book (which probably accounts for 90% of the people that bought this). The rest of the movies however are all of decent quality with Green Lantern Emerald Knights being the highlight of the group.

It's like what Batman: Gotham Knight should have been.

I guess since I've seen a good deal of these titles, I'll list them in order of good to bad and you can take that for what you will.


1. The Batman Superman Movie
2. Green Lantern Emerald Knights
3. Justice League Crisis on Two Earths
4. Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
5. All-Star Superman
6. Batman Under the Red Hood
7. Justice League New Frontier
8. Superman Doomsday
9. Batman Gotham Knight
10. Superman Batman Public Enemies

Please note that I have not seen the original Batman the Animated Series movies in years so I can't rate them based on nostalgia bias.

Speaking of cartoons...I haven't watched a lot of anime recently, but of the two shows I'm currently streaming, Future Diary is pretty good if you can stand some Yandere. The idea is that 12 people must kill each other to recreate the new world. They in turn only have their diaries (that tell some form of the future) to save them. It's a bit ridiculous and over the top, but the twists are unexpected and to be honest, work. This would all work extremely well as a visual novel with decision trees like 999 and I'm honestly shocked that somebody hasn't done that.

I've also been watching Haganai which actually does a lot with games. The Monster Hunter episode alone is worth the pilgrimage. It's basically a club for the loners of the school, which then must obviously transform itself into a harem comedy. It's a good piece of comedy, though it doesn't do much to really push it forward as something more.

Now I should be watching Majikoi Oh this season, but I haven't. I want to wait for Yandere to finish his patch first, which is pretty stupid because I'm sure they aren't going to ruin too much since the game has multiple paths. I dunno. I might marathon through this weekend now that I have some time off. just ran their Top 100 Western Video Game Music list and I really tried to highlight some songs I didn't think were represented well right before they closed up. My Top 5 however was exactly what you'd expect a top 5 to be.

Top 5
Donkey Kong Country 2, Stickerbush Symphony
Portal, Still Alive
Civilization IV, Baba Yetu
Tower of Heaven, Indignant Divinity
Halo 2, Halo Theme Mjolnir Mix

The rest in random order
Mass Effect 2: Suicide Mission
LED Storm: Title
Aquaria: Undiscovered Waters
PLOK: Title Theme
Donkey Kong Country: Ice Cave Chant
Eternal Champions: Character Bios
Spider-man X-men Arcade's Revenge: Spider-man's Theme
Spider-man X-men Arcade's Revenge: Title Theme
Spider-man X-men Arcade's Revenge: Cyclop's Theme
Shantae: OASIS
Tower of Heaven: Lonely Tower
Agent X II: Stage 3 Music
Gauntlet III: Title Music
Chronos: Title Music

There are a few things I'm not really sure I like on their list. One in particular is NeoTokyo from TimeSplitters 2. To be fair, I really hated doing that stupid follow mission over and over and over again (because I'm not sneaky). However, Siberia belongs proudly on that list. It is fun to have a whole list like this though and that's the point. Not many people know a lot about western game musicians (other than the Baba Yetu guy) and this finally gave them some recognition.

Also, Tim Follin is the fucking man. I learned that from doing this research.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a GotY post out this year in time this year. I don't really have anything put down and I have a couple other blogs bouncing around in my head. However, I made myself a nice little trophy for the event if I ever do get to it.

We'll see.

I guess I should end this on something festive. From all of us in the manasteel88 household to all of you in the places that you currently reside, Happy Holidays.   read

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