Ah! moustaches , makes the world go hairy. life without them would be so empty and cold and like for us moustaches are esesntial in videogames also . What would of be of mario bros. without their moustaches , or of Duster (for all of those who played Mother 3) would he been able to be a thief and save Nowhere Islands? (with the company of his friends) or if Dr.Freeman (from Half-Life series) would of shave he wouldn't stop all those zombies and aliens , or if the Melichor (from Chrono Trigger) wouldn't had the moustache , would he help the crono group ? the answer is a big NO!
why does every bad guy loose?
they don't had moustaches !!!!!!!
now the "if they would only had a moustache" list
as we know there are more than 100 games of mario bros. and almost in everyone Bowser is the antagonist and he looses always , why? because he doesn't has a moustache , sorry.
really cool boss but no moustache!!! , it doesn't matter how much dimensions or bad guys you make or contrat if you don't have a moustache evrything goes to the dump , and for next time get some smart people to help you , bad luck gygas :(
it doesn't matter if you manipule people for your benefit or if you absorb energy from the earth for 65,001,999 years but if you forget the moustache you just wasted 65,001,999 years of your life , it could of been a well wasted life if you would of had a moustache. (i have to admit that without moustache its quite hard)
it doesn't matter if you are a men or a women , if you wanna be strong you need moustache but grunty didn't learn that lession and she had 11 years to get herself a moustache but what did she got ?? a vehicle! in all that time she could of let the moustache then spiral mountain would of been hers , poor grunty
poor ganondorf , you don't understand that the barb is nothing without the moustache?!?!?!?!?!? you tried like 6 times to beat link and no moustache , you could of beat link since the 1st time but noooooo you prefer to be a fat ass pig !!!! I feel sorry for you
ah ridley appears in every metroid game samus's nemesis but it does'nt matter if he fights samus lots of times you are a reptile !! you don't even have hair and that's bad if i would of been ridley , i would of give up at the first try because with no hair =no moustache that's why dinosaurs got extinguished
(I didn't put them in order , I just putted what it came to my mind and it's also my first posting , but if you like it good for you )
wait for the next one ;)
P.S: Kiss the moleman!!! read