I'm a software developer. I write code that makes your life slightly more convenient. I hate every minute of it.

Currently playing:
* Bomberman Live!
* Def Jam Icon
* Drawn to Life
* Bioshock
* Heroes of Mana
* Luminous Arc
* Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon

Perpetually playing:
* Final Fantasy XI
* (coming soon) Halo 3

I did not like:
* Final Fantasy XII
* World of Warcraft
* That sweater you wore last Thursday

I would rather be:
* anywhere but work at any given time
* in England
* in a world where the Bengals don't suck
* drunk as fuck
* in Sparta