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New Releases are not really *NEW* anymore... Testicles... That is all
mabman | 5:29 AM on 05.05.2008 10 comments


Is it just me, or is everything hyped to the point of exhaustion. Or I may not have enough patience. Or maybe I'm bitter. Every game now garners as much hype as it possibly can and I'M OUT OF PATIENCE. Spore, how long was Spore introduced to the gaming community. 2 years - E3 2006?



If I see this god-diddly-arned image one more time, I'm gunna punch babies to the consistency of skittles. Give me a gaming site that did not have Nico's face pasted on it for the past 4 months. How long have we been waiting for StarCraft 2 - August 2006 it was beginning to be hinted at. Fallout 3 has been toying with us for more than a year.



Final Fantasy XIII was official come May 8th, E3 2006. Why are you telling me then - you should be telling me now. I am done with this waiting - nothing is a nice surprise anymore in this ultra-hype contemporary era. I can only hope for some surprises come this E3 as long as the clientele stop dropping out like a spider pig dropping off the Sears Tower. I do not want to even begin with those bound to be mediocre titles such as the hack n' slasher "Too Human" which was planned to be one of the PS3s launching titles. It screams the video game equivalence of "I Am Legend." Am I the only one tired of this waiting, of this ridiculous introduction and hype time - Spore looked as if was ready to launch a year ago - am I the only one taking crazy pills?



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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 06:25
Aaron Mxy Yost
I checked the label, I got happy pills. Wheeeee I'm the prettiest unicorn of them all!!
MagicAQ's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 06:37
MagicAQ
yeah i will have to admit, the waiting is taking its toll... i have just about stopped looking at games i would like to buy so as to leave some fun when i actually play it.

I was thinking the other day how cool it would be if suddenly out of no where a game no one thought would come... hits shelfs and totally takes the industry by the pants....

yeah ... never gonna happen.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 06:59
Aertyr
I don't know what this post said, I just can't stop staring at your avatar.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 07:17
Y0j1mb0
Patience is virtue.

Also, I stopped taking crazy pills a loooong time agao.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 07:31
Char Aznable
I just realized that Soul Calibur IV is coming out at the end of July instead of June like I thought.

"The waiting is the hardest part."
neist's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 08:10
neist
For every game that has been in the making for years, there's another that is announced and released silently without anyone ever noticing. In fact, a lot of the games I really love from last year were games that really got no attention. They were announced, and within a year released.

I think its less lazy development and more insane hype on 1% of the games that actually get released. Last I heard, Too Human may break the record of the most expensive video game developed to date (minus MMO's, I would assume).

At any rate.. waiting is fine, but there better not be any major bugs in the titles. They better be polished to a shine.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 10:35
Conrad Zimmerman
"Fallout 3 has been toying with us for more than a year."

That's an understatement. I remember frantically following Fallout signs to Bethesda's booth at E3 in 2005 hoping to get even the smallest nugget of information on the title.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 11:06
king3vbo
Patience, young one.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 11:46
dephect
I am still waiting on my damn PS4 for to arrive.. I mean I sent M$ my 360 when it RROD and they said I would be getting my PS4! Ugh, waiting is so hard :(
Locke's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 14:10
Locke
It works both ways. To release or not to release. At least Spore is more of a console title anyway. Though the RTS aspects may be a little more difficult to control in console.
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